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VC, But there's 1 thing... We can't recruit gang members b4 we complete the game 100%, And its a pain in the ass not having some backup when ur being chased by cops, VC, But there's 1 thing... We can't recruit gang members b4 we complete the game 100%, And its a pain in the ass not having some backup when ur being chased by cops,

Do u guys know why asian dudes hve smaller cocks? That's because in asia, mostly south-east asia n east asia... They BAN pre-marital sex and measuring is considered as a disgrace..... I've been to indonesia n when my friend n I went 2 da beach, she put on her bikini..but the lifeguard told her to use shorts and shirt, and girls wearing swimsuit is considered as porn...what the fuck!!?? And most people think measuring as disguisting, even dat they kno they want it.... And the government of most asian countries think porn r ilegal, many kids have gotten locked up for jacking off,lol Btw mine is FIFTEEN HUNDRED INCHES SIR!!!!!! Lollollollolllol.....

Well, that's a nice idea....... Well I have 1 too.... Character name: joe klostkov (or anything else..) Location: gulton (parody of london,lol) or maybe another name ) Time: whenever the game is released Joe was an elite hitman getting paid for tons of cash for a hit, one day, he was contacted by a guy named javier marguirettha (a drug lord) for a hit that involves killing a mafia leader, don john velvetto, javier was paying joe 2 million bucks for that hit, everything went well, but after this...javier refused to pay joe and tried to kill him by sending hitmen after him, joe killed them all, but was forced to leave UK for a while, while he was away to vice city or SA or LC, javier murdered his cousin, sister and father...leaving his only brother to clean up his mess, his brother's name was ray, to get javier..he joined the russian mafia called the filthrigz family (no, its a terrible name,) That was a strong organisation nest to the marguirettha cartel, one day, joe decided to go back to gulton for revenge and his brother welcomed him by getting so pissed of for ruining his ray's life...but decided to get any help he can get, so ray introduced joe to the head of the family and began working for him taking out the marguiretthas....after a while, javier found out about joe's return to gulton and kidnapped the head of the flriegrigz family (I can't name them anymore!!!!!) and offered a deal: joe delivered to themalive so they can kill him themselves or the head of the family (I can't give him a name, I don't know european name too much) is gonna die, joe tried to rescue his leader, and he sucedded, using a decoy to disguise as him and joe followed the decoy protended to be delivered in a car to the marguirettha's hideout, the marguirettha's delivery boy didn't realize joe was tailing him, so joe busted right in to the hideout and tried to kill javier, during the shootout..joe managed to kill every javier's goons but javier escaped by a helicopter, joe failed to kill javier at the time...but at least he saved the leader.....the leader was so angry at joe after joe dragged him into his cr@p, but he admitted he was quite impressed of joe's skill for taking out so many men to rescue him..and then the leader started to trust him more with another jobs that involved good skills, such as bank heist, leading a territory takeover for the kidnapping's revenge, and ray also introduced him to his contacts for some missions, soon joe became a capo (or whatever they call russian capos) and because of his friendship with many high ranking members even leaders of criminal organisation, the family had earned a lot of allies and increasing influence, Meanwhile, after joe completed some missions from the family and their allies, the family's leader asked him to raid javier's mansion...so joe took his most trusted friend (even like brothers) nicholas "nicky" banger (the capo of the south gulton british mob) and some other accomplishes to raid the javier's mansion...but it seems like they were trapped, as their convoy full of joe's goons and joe (and of course nicky) got ambushed by javier's men, resulting in the death of everyone but joe and nicky, the two told the family's leader about what happened and that "there must be a rat" that told javier about the raiding plan, so joe and nick tracked down the culprit by kidnapping and interogatting javier's right hand man...lazlow ramirez, he told joe and nick that it was joe's brother that ratted them out, and he did this because ray was "jealous of joe" that joe raised through the family ranks so quick and became the leader's son figure (I forgot to mention that alright. LOL) So joe and nick killed ray, before joe killed ray, he said "I'm sorry bro" and shot him in the chest resulting in his death..... And then they discovered that the family's been weakened for ray disloyalty, as he had ratted out so many informations...so joe decided to "end this" and get revenge for his family's deaths, and they raided javier's mansion and shot him 4 times for each joe's family member death (his dad,sister,cousin,and brother) and javier was dead....and then joe got drunk with nick and the family leader, the two organisation (the russian family joe's in and south gulton mob) strenghen their bond of alliance, and the remaining marguirettha's interests fwere split into two, the south gulton mob and the russian mob, The end, LOL ) Dude, what is it with me and europeans???

I heard the strongest mob r the gambettis? Is it true? Y?

What do you do when you DATE the women in the game? ANSWER: Same things you do when you DATE the men in the game only there's 5 times more men to date than women. Hey, maybe R* could have allowed a sexual preference setting! It's not "any measure" and it's not "doing anything", you're speaking out of context. It's constant, pervasive, interrupting and never lets up. I'm not a Super-hetero. Homosexuality is a natural stage in spiritual evolution that everyone experiences. Each spirit experiences times as both genders and the changing over process in the course of their Sojourns. Gender doesn't exist in the higher Astral Worlds, it's only necessary for PHYSICAL propagation of a species. Or don't you know what a "Soul Mate" is? Eventually you're reunited with your other half into one Being. GOD has no gender. If GOD is a "he" he's not EVERYTHING then is He? Or maybe GOD is a SHE who "gave birth" to the Universe. Humans are just incapable of thinking outside the gender box. My beef is that this is not an action type of "filler" for a game. Remember the filler in GTASA? Taking over gang territories - LOTS of ACTION! Remember "Let's do a drive by"? Now you're just bowling & playing darts & stuff, Although Brucie has boating & chopper rides but even here you have no control, you can't really go where you want or keep the boat or chopper. You lose the car you go there with (another one of my beefs - why have cars you can't use? SA too). You don't get hot coffee with the extra girl he brings along.... A lot of this game has what I call "shortouts", stuff that just leaves you hanging with no satisfactory result. I estimate that GTAIV has about 1/8 of the activities that GTASA had. There's lots of things I love about GTAIV but that is not the subject matter of this thread. Maybe you should start one if you're going to complain about what people say in this one. So it's not only about dating men, deal with your fixations! dude guess wat?U need 2 chill, I agree of wat u think,n its a good opinion... But loose up man, its just a game.....btw, R* should get more chicks to date with, I need to come in for a cup of hot coffee..LOL ) What do you do when you DATE the women in the game? ANSWER: Same things you do when you DATE the men in the game only there's 5 times more men to date than women. Hey, maybe R* could have allowed a sexual preference setting! It's not "any measure" and it's not "doing anything", you're speaking out of context. It's constant, pervasive, interrupting and never lets up. I'm not a Super-hetero. Homosexuality is a natural stage in spiritual evolution that everyone experiences. Each spirit experiences times as both genders and the changing over process in the course of their Sojourns. Gender doesn't exist in the higher Astral Worlds, it's only necessary for PHYSICAL propagation of a species. Or don't you know what a "Soul Mate" is? Eventually you're reunited with your other half into one Being. GOD has no gender. If GOD is a "he" he's not EVERYTHING then is He? Or maybe GOD is a SHE who "gave birth" to the Universe. Humans are just incapable of thinking outside the gender box. My beef is that this is not an action type of "filler" for a game. Remember the filler in GTASA? Taking over gang territories - LOTS of ACTION! Remember "Let's do a drive by"? Now you're just bowling & playing darts & stuff, Although Brucie has boating & chopper rides but even here you have no control, you can't really go where you want or keep the boat or chopper. You lose the car you go there with (another one of my beefs - why have cars you can't use? SA too). You don't get hot coffee with the extra girl he brings along.... A lot of this game has what I call "shortouts", stuff that just leaves you hanging with no satisfactory result. I estimate that GTAIV has about 1/8 of the activities that GTASA had. There's lots of things I love about GTAIV but that is not the subject matter of this thread. Maybe you should start one if you're going to complain about what people say in this one. So it's not only about dating men, deal with your fixations! dude guess wat?U need 2 chill, I agree of wat u think,n its a good opinion... But loose up man, its just a game.....btw, R* should get more chicks to date with, I need to come in for a cup of hot coffee..LOL )

Just like SA dude.... :smile: But with more "options" LOL... Wkwkwkwkwwkwkwk!!!

Having fun wid the cops.... Or shoot some gang member or family member,

Is it true or not? Where is he? A link ir image would b better.....

Yeah I've had that problem too... Sometimes those ballas/vagos already got badass weapons but when I gun down 1 of'em, they run away... N if the enemies r approaching, I always do the killing spree, my homies would just stand n chita-chat, when they're hit twice or three times they'll shhoot 3 to 5 bullets (pistol) n around 10-20 bullets (tec 9 or smg) N then they go back chit-chatting n die... This is annoying,man.. I mean I could use them as a bait.... But if they're that dumb, they aint worth anything... Btw after all myt homies r killed, the enemies run away, shit... N I have 2 chase'em down, n gun them down one-by-one.. :'(

When u'r at the wall near the motel.... Ram those ballas fucks to that wall n shoot the hell outta them... Oor.... Drive ahead them, cheat an RPG, blast them away!

LOL! Me too, ) Nice!!!

If u claim that u've seen or been approached even killed by leatherface/pigsy.... I'm not sayin that its true or not that there is a leatherface or pigsy, I just wanna hear the ones who claim they've been approached... Thx

Please tell me more 'bout da trenchcoat guy..

I agree with lil_g Man, gta 4 has some new contents dat's interesting.. But da OLD contents that's even MORE interesting n important r all gone man

Damn, that was amazing.... Btw u got talent........... I laugh at the end... When u go bowling with roman.... The first was sad n inspiring.... Good job dude