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  1. I could give you the solution, but I am only on 10 right now, I just b/m it for later.
  2. WARNING, THE FOLLOWING POST IS EXTREMELY VULGAR AND THE WORK OF AN IMMATURE AND SADISTIC "LANKY STREAK OF PISS." I was frolicking around a small nut. I wanted to go on a ride called The Dillweed. It was outrageous. You flip 930475340893094 times. The person who invented it is called Peewee frolicking Herman. I used my money. The tickets cost 309434689347 dollars. I hopped on the ride. It was bitchin'. First it went crazily, and then it went mad crazily. I saw lights at the end of the tunnel. They were flamin'. Then I shot down the track. I felt fucknutingly fantastic, and my heart was banging. When I got off I felt sick to my stomach. I saw a new ride. I ran home to ask Uncle Sam to go. Yes, I can go. And I thought, "frolicking SHIT ASS COCK MOTHER FUCKER!"
  3. No you suck, for bumping a topic that is 2 months old. Dickweed.
  4. I'm pretty sweet at footy (soccer here in America, but I don't like that name, I like football better), and I play for my high school. I can't really show you any of my talent in that. Other than that, I am a good web designer and I'm also decent at graphics. I'm too lazy to post links to my works, the only sig I can think of off hand is my newest one I use on Gamespot and InsomniacGames.com forums:
  5. Yeah, this picture might actually be two years ago since all I remember is that is was winter during middle school.
  6. God this is an old picture, I now have longer, ungelled hair that I never comb or mess with. At least I have my awesome oP Snowboarding jacket on, that means something (yes, I truly do snowboard). This was well over a year ago, not sure exactly when...
  7. Actually the reason I closed it is because he bumped up at topic that was 2 months dead, not for a comment, I'm no censor. As for your question: 1. I am a good friend of Chris's, and also very knowledgable about web dev/gta. 2. Above.
  8. You are, truly, an idiot. Shutup now.
  9. Every now and then I get onto SOCOM II, my name is ~!Raider!~ .
  10. D*ck in girl's mouth and p*ssy in guys mouth...at the same time. Sorry, but you don't get any less specified than that.
  11. Well, we officially never saw Tenpenny die, but I really enjoyed the WCTR newsblip that talked about his body being found mutilated.
  12. I decided to start this up as an official topic and pin it so it won't get lost in the usual chaos of the forum. I just beat story mode earlier tonight ( I also beat RC:UYA and SOCOM II, that's why it took so long), and I was wondering what you guys thought about the ending and what you think would happen next if the game had kept going.
  13. Well it has been a month and he hasn't bumped the topic, so I assume that he figured it out. Try not to post in old topics.
  14. My only recommendation then is to sprint like you never have before, then just jump in and drive, I tried to kill the driver of the truck once and it cost me those few seconds when Madd Dogg jumped. I don't know what to tell you, maybe try what Miller said, to use a different disc, since this isn't a glitch on your mem card but your copy of the DVD.
  15. Make sure you are using Square and X to go fowards and backwards instead of using the stick.
  16. Those are usually right, but I have seen both of them driving around, so they are not impossible to find.
  17. Awesome, send me everything you've mentioned so far to cryptecks(at)gmail.com and I'll get started learning again. Thanks a lot, hope I repay you with some good work.
  18. Yeah, very nice, I like it. I never inputted a company name because I am a freelance guy, the only work I've really done in VB were a couple small crappy programs for school to do some things. I need to learn a lot more, so I might as well start finding somewhere to learn. Any suggestions on that? And yes, if you would be so kind, send me only the required files for making slick programs, nothing I won't need, so we don't get in trouble. I will get the SAMB right now, just to not waste time later.
  19. Alright cool, I'll be looking foward to those files as soon as you get the bugs out o' the system. Also, will I need any files from the SA DVD to get this to work right? I don't have a DVD-ROM (long ass story), so we might have to recify that situation as well.
  20. Here ye go: If you have a higher version, just tell me which and I can "obtain" it very quickly!
  21. I find VB a lot better because of the intuitiveness (sp?), but although anyone can make a VB program look great, it takes a while to learn the coding to actually make it do something. Maybe email me the source files or something so I can check out the program? I want to help, but I will need to probably learn more first....to keep this out of the topic, you can email me at cryptecks(at)gmail.com, all depends on whether or not I can help you out debugging/coding/gui-ing.
  22. Just curious mvi, what coding language do you use to write these programs? If I could learn the language and get the maps from the rip, I could help out as I am very interested in writing programs. PS. I assume it is either VB or C++, both of which I already have editors/compilers installed !
  23. From all I have heard, St. Marcos Bistro is located just South-East of San Fiero, out past the end of the runway for SF airport. The thing that is funny is that it is extremely high in the air, about 2x higher than the airplane limit. This is the most believed theory, and it has a lot of evidence, even though I am too lazy to post it here (I don't care if you guys believe me or not )
  24. Since I just got to Return to the LS a few days ago, last night I decided I would see what Didier Sachs had to offer. So in true fashion I got a full Tweed Suit ($10,000+) and the Black Shoes ($2500). I then went and took over all the territories up near Vinewood what were the Ballas. The whole time CJ was yelling "I'm a well-dressed killa!" or "I might have nice clothes, but I'm a killa!"
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