just do the ph34r. its ninja....
i saw a few gay guys at california cafe last night. (btw i made my own recipe there and they named it after me, and the CHEF named it, not the gay guys next to me) They didnt sound gay like usual, they sounded regular. the guy on the left, you really couldnt tell if he was gay if he was alone, but the guy on the right had a fauxhawk, shaved arms, one earring, an upper lip ring, a mega tight shirt and really faded tight pants. The guy on the left looked like a little bit more american version of niko from gta4.
EDIT: edited my parenthesis.