Johnny meets a guinea pig in the forest and says:
Johnny: Ay wusup.
Guinea pig: *squeak*
Johnny: dont be threatenin me, im gun hafta cap you!
Johnny shoots the hell out of the guinea pig. The next day his huge cell phone rings and he picks up. "This is the GP republic, saving all guinea pigs from harm," Johnny: "OH HAELL NAH!! yous better be readys cuz im gun shoots you up!"
so you are told to go to the GP factorie and shoot some huge guinea pigs. blah blah, then when you win, you can get a guinea pig fur covered cadillac outside of your safe house.