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LUCKY!!!! wot hahaha. I don't understand how that's lucky either Back to topic.

That's quite amazing! Mine is ze littlest

Good choice d00d, the whole topic did seem to fall apart, so to speak. Anyway, one thing I'll say is don't lose your virginity if you don't want to just yet. It's not that big of a deal, I think. I know plenty of people that are virgins, and to be honest I don't think they give a shit, they're just happy to lead their lives the way they are. Don't be forced into it, take your time and lose it to someone you really like. My personal thoughts, anyway. EDIT: I have a feeling that somehow this topic will go back to the pizza issue again, even with attempts to steer it back on course. Haha.

Fair enough. Back to the topic at hand, my friends? PIZZA SHAGGING.

Oh, how ironic! Now I think about it, this sounds like the kind of story one of my friends would come up with... He's a virgin too, ironically enough. ^-^ Also, x2 with Bear, why was Husky suspended?

Good call, Chris. ^-^ But really, who would place their penis in a steaming pizza for pleasure? I don't think anybody is THAT into pizza?

Er... masturbation by pizza? Not one for a cheesy penis, but thanks.

his mum's cupboard

Indeed. Likewise, if you have an overly large penis, you could have an equally overly-large friendship group. Maybe I'm completely wrong though!

All men take their penis size seriously, of course.

Yeah, that's what I meant! After having a chuckle to myself about the penis diagram because I am immature LOLOMFGZZZ. The confidence boost part sounds half-truthful, because then it would maybe make "REAL MEN" think "mydoodle'sbiggerthanyourslololol." Possibly, or maybe I just think strange. Also, I've heard about the painful side for the women. But I don't know much, so I shall not comment on that matter.

I believe it's the area where the front of the hip area (I lack knowledge for a better name) meets the start of your penile shaft. Or maybe I'm mislead?

Call me uber-nerdy, but I really enjoy the music from Final Fantasy VII, and Final Fantasy X. I think the Kingdom Hearts I and II OSTs are brilliant as well.

Black Mirror - The Arcade Fire; Save Your Scissors - City And Colour; Almost Easy - Avenged Sevenfold; It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door - Underoath; Talons - Bloc Party; Trains - Porcupine Tree.

Cute topic, haha. 7" am I. No, seriously.

Even Less - Porcupine Tree. Wonderful song.

I laughed at the Daily Fail, that was good. Also agreed with the mother being retarded and the 100% chance of her losing the case. Possibly the moral of this story is do some research before making up a bullshit story, especially one involving your daughter and a sperm-infested swimming pool.

Wow Chris, your resemblance to Holly Valance is stunning! Ah yeah, shoutboxes are a wonderful thing. :/

I was just trying to attempt a joke is all, Eazy. My humour is lost on a lot of people. But seriously. Is it possible to get pregnant from a swimming pool? Surely the chlorine and stuff would kill the sperm before it could get anywhere.

I'm fairly sure you can't get pregnant from a swimming pool? Kids will say anything to get themselves out of trouble, haha.

I was thinking that maybe I'd get everything new, so yeah, new mouse, keyboard, etc. One of my friends is really into techno and dancing, so maybe I could ask him about some decent speakers to buy.

Alright, some more information is needed, I believe. ^-^ I'm planning to use it for mostly gaming, although general use would be in the description somewhere. I see that Seagate external HDDs are the way to go, maybe?

So, I've been thinking about getting a new computer. I have a friend that knows how to construct a custom one, so I'm considering asking him to build one for me. So, my question is this. Does anybody have any recommendations in regards to CPU, RAM, external HDD's, etc?