I'm fairly sneeky when I do bad things and I hardly ever get caught. One time I sprayed a fire extinguisher and never got caught, the priniple talked to all my friends about it but he didn't talk to me!
Recently my school has been "cracking down" on YouTube videos. Kids were posting fights and stuff from our school. I had a video on my computer that I didn't even film of a race at my school. Four or five kids running. What's wrong with that? So I posted it on YouTube. I was showing school spirit by posting that. The principle called me down to his office. He talked to me about how the video contained bullying against one of the students. I said, "No it doesn't." He said, "Yes it does." I said, "No it doesn't." He said, "Yes it does." He claimed that the video was making fun of how some dumb kid ran (he ran like he sh*t his pants, the kid was REALLY fricken weird.).
I ended up getting a three day suspention! Sweet. A three day vacation. My parents didn't care and I relaxed for the next three days.
The moral, SUSPENTION = VACATION