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These adverts lose their shock factor after the first time. After you have seen the 100th time, you just insanely bored.

Also no teachers, its only students.

I still find it quite simple to tell if its sarcasm. At GTA Forums, is it common to just get banned straight away? I have never been on there but I have heard that they are so dodgy when it comes to banning people. I may have to have look.

Oh its easy to fake that. We used to do screaming excercises in theatre studies. If it was real then its horrible to crowd around and film. Yes I was screaming alot, my ankle was swollen to the size of an ostrich egg. I was twelve so its quite horrible that they were making fun of me saying I was so fat I must have been pregnant.

I had to admit even though it would be horrible, it is funny. Those people just made it funny, why film it?

The Satan child is visiting at the end of June now Halp?

This was the first time I met her. What scared me was my Mums friend said she reminds her of what I was like at that age. ¬_¬ I was not happy. Later it was confirmed that it was bollocks and I was a good child who find my own amusement. I may have to do that next time. We have a field joining our garden. I could just leave her there. Your idea is better though.

Next time she visits I may put on Corpse Bride to freak her out, espically as Harry Potter scares her. Now her Mum thinks that she is good with the dogs () she wants to bring her to every visit. Why couldn't she be scared of my Rottie. Most normal children would be even though he is so friendly. She has the attention span of fly. Ah! Thought of another thing. I was smoking and I told her stand away as she has asthma but she wouldn't. I go outside again to smoke and she says in her whiny voice "you can't smoke I have asthma". My reply is "Well I have asthma too so get over it".

My two week old rottie puppy died on Friday. He was rejected by his mother so we were hand rearing him for my Mums friend and we intended to keep him. I was devasted on Friday when I found Henry in his box. I can't stop thinking about him. He has been buried with his sister's who didn't make it. R.I.P. Henry, Pink and Audrey. I miss Henry so much.

Smirnoff Ice and Barcadi Breezers are far too sweet, it tastes like Panda Pop. I am a white wine person, I love it.

Also I think alot of just shows how people deal with boredom.

Na it just means we get to be more creative.

My Mums friend's daughter came round the day we moved house. She is 6 and oh my God was she annoying. She wouldnt leave my dogs alone, screaming and shouting at them. One of my dogs is very sensitive she gets scared by loud noises and new people so a screaming six year really didn't help. You tell her no but she would carry on. She almost fucked my PS3 by throwing the controller. I tried to distract her with Sponge Bob but that failed. Also I hate it when the parent gives you that "Oh aren't they adorable" look when they are actually being a little shite.

On MSN porn people keep on adding me. Its a normal address and the name comes up as Jane. They ask you "ASL" I have put "26/ Male Sheep/Wales". Yet they still try and get me to cam or go onto their website. It's so annoying I deny them every time now.

She's a Dragon, what if I just take it and turn it into an orgy in the private board? It could bring some of the Dragons back if we have an orgy.

OK now I just feel stupid. Ah well. I have a clean record all around them. God could I be anymore of a goody two shoes.

Lol to that statement Connor. That was hilarious. It is taking it too far. Come on why would these contestants ditch when they are getting so much for being in the competition. It is ridiculus.

I was warned on 26 July 2007 by Gerard. Still can't remember why. I just checked my log. Never knew I had rep points, thats nice.

On the Eurovision last night, I found out why gay rights were going bonkers about the show. They thought it was wrong that it should be hosted in Russia, when they are not a "gay friendly" country, even the show is pretty camp. They wanted the singers to ditch the show. Didn't work, even Graham Norton who did the UK commentry and is openly gay didn't ditch the show. I guess the protests didn't work.

I liked it, I think I read in the metro that they have a record contract now.

I have had one warning here now that I have looked. I think it was for pissing of Jared when it came to a topic title. Not to sure though.

I get a grant because I am peasant folk. So I get some of mine paid off. Otherwise I think it is very difficult to get grants. Also they are planning to raise fees to £5000 or £7000 a year.

I still don't understand how people can be so against it when it doesn't affect them. Its just denying other people happiness. On the news there are gay rights protests in Russia because of the Euro Song contest. I didn't see the beginning, does anyone know why?

Oh dear, this does make me giggle when I see strange and stupid posts like that. I think a certain 14 year old needs to attend a biology lesson. I love how this topic has turned into "where do females pee from?".