ok heres the rules go to urban dictionary and type in your name in the search box and post the first result you get no matter how stupid it is then age and other things you can think of  
Michael  A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will  want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very  good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food,  everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her  boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his  girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes  commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a  girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's  perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.      Michael a very cool person.   
17     The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park 
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17." 
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?" 
Chef: "Nope, just 17." 
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?" 
Chef: "17, you're ready."  
I think you get the point