Kitsune Inferno

Kryptonite - Big Boi

I have recently developed a fear of Fat Joe showing up at my house and either crushing me or eating me. Maybe I should stop eating those breakfast burritos.

When I was a kid, Link touched me in inappropiate places. I guess I deserved that, after telling him I'd kill Zelda and violate her decaying corpse in every orifice imaginable.

I meant if you had a dead body in the backseat.

Why should I or anyone else spend $600 on an inferior "gaming" system, especially when there are no games for the damn thing? Sony was going well with the original Playstation and PS2, but they fucked up with the PS3. It's like the PS3 isn't really a gaming console. To an actual gamer, the PS3 is just some machine that plays Blu-ray discs (which nobody has) and 2 good games, neither of which are killer apps. Resistance? Yeah, the shooting may be fun, but it's nothing we haven't seen before. (Half-life, Halo, Goldeneye 007) And Motorstorm? Again, nothing we haven't seen before, such as Burnout or Flatout. EDIT: This guy speaks the truth. As well as this guy. BTW, didn't the N64 controller have a trigger on the back of it? So, yeah. I guess everybody does copy Nintendo. But, when Microsoft copied the trigger idea, they improved it. Unlike Sony, who'll steal any innovation and rape it before implantmenting it into its products.

Call up all of your girlfriends. WWYDI you had a two inch penis?

Kitties don't fly unless you punt-kick them. NOTE: I'm am in no way endorsing the practice of punt-kicking kitties. It's just funny to envision a kitten being punk-kicked.

You're not the only one with that phobia, pal. I just hate anything that flies and isn't a bird or a bat.

Hump a dead moose. WWYDI you were offered a major role in the Halo movie?

Oh, I almost forgot. Click almost made me cry the first time I saw it.

I remember Tom and Jerry. I have fond memories of that cartoon. I even had the N64 game.

ithcinkmhaovinasezurplzhepmebiatch....

Oh, and I usually discover new rap songs through MTV. Like "We Takin' Over". Thanks, Music Television. I'm now addicted to that song.

Man, I'm a beef potato wheelman! That means I'm tough! So don't f*ck with me, dude!

Yeah, because they were the most boring part of the game, IMO.

Try asking in a language we can all understand. Not bullshit. Futhermore, a Sunrise is common. Just drive anywhere around Los Santos or Las Venturas and you'll find one sooner of later. As for a Manana, try searching around the east side of San Fierro. EDIT: Uh, Shifty? That mission was for Woozie.

Why does it burn when I pee?

I have to admit, when I first saw the PS3 at E3 2005, I was impressed. All of the features sounded great and I thought it would convert me into a Sony fan. Low and behold, one year passed and Sony completely fucked up everything that made the PS3 special. Those videos Sony shown were nowhere near representative of what the PS3 would prove to vomit. Practically most of the PS3 games look almost exactly like Xbox 360 games. Blu-ray turned out to be a huge failure, due to it being too expensive for practial uses. Playstation Online was so much of a failure to online gaming, even the Gamecube's online service kicked its ass. (Yeah, believe it or not, the Gamecube had three online games, though I forgot what they were.) And we are expected to pay $600 for an underwhelming piece of technology? Not to mention the PS2 is being revived as we know it, with games like Okami and God of War 2, giving us even less reason to waste money of Sony's latest monstrosity. EDIT: BEHOLD! A much better use for Sony's Playstation 3!

Goatee.

Good.

No. If only it was GOOD. I mean, come on. Saints Row pretty much copied everything from GTA, but it still managed to be fun! The PS3 copied everything from the Wii and 360 and turned out to be a shiny hunk of shit. Not to mention the PS3 losing the exclusivity of Assassin's Creed, GTA 4, Devil May Cry 4, among other games!

Wait, don't cops find cars with tinted windows suspicious? Cops see an almost black window, they might think there's some dude with spewing blood from where his leg used to be.

Mad.

Pedophile.

Here's how everythings stands as of now. Wii - The Wii is selling like hotcakes sprinkled with crack. It's fun and innovative. The Wii-mote has functioning motion-controls. Plus, I love all of those classics from the Wii Store. I love Star Fox 64! Xbox 360 - Tried and true. Been out for almost two years and therefore has an abundant amount of games, many of them being good. Xbox Live is the Mecca for online console gaming. Plus, Halo 3 and exclusive GTA 4 DLC. 'Nuff said. PS3 - A mix of the Wii's motion controls and the 360's online service, only violated anally. The SIXAXIS controller isn't even fuctional, feeling tacked on. The online service is just a rip-off of Xbox Live. It may be free, but it doesn't have the quality of XBL. And the final nail in the coffin for the PS3: NO FUCKIN' GAMES. The PS3's only redeeming factor is it's a cheap Blu-ray player. And correct me if I'm wrong, but nobody cares about Blu-ray. It's too fuckin' expensive and impractical. And besides, last I heard, the porn industry was backing HD-DVD. Even Microsoft has said it: For the price of a PS3, you could get an Xbox 360 and a Wii instead. So why don't you go out and do that? You'll have more fun and you won't feel robbed by Sony.