Kitsune Inferno

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Whazzup.

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Dollywood is an amusement park in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee affliated with country singer, Dolly Partons. And it's basically a ghetto Six Flags.

^ Didn't even vote. < Thinks I should have won funniest member award. V Mother has three nipples.

Fight the Power - Korn and Xzibit

Kick him in the nuts, squah in the nuts. WWYDI Jay and Silent Bob visited your house?

^ You're thinking of West Virginia. < Tennesse native. V White-trash cracker.

You forgot to ask the question. WWYDI you were sandwiched by two fat chicks?

^ Thanks. < Can't wait for Sims 2: Seasons. V Screwed best friend's girlfriend in a very uncomfortable place.

Plant an axe into your skull and excrete on your bedsheets. WWYDI someone wanted to screw your girlfriend in a very uncomfortable place?

^ Needs food. < Loves to pork donkeys. V Is a donkey.

^ Should meet my uncle (Read signature) < Wants to beat the shit out of the Easter Bunny. V Is the Easter Bunny and should brace for impact.

Raise your hand if you've ever woken up at one in the morning to masturbate.

Eff it. I might do to that truck what my older brother did to his first car. FLIP IT!

What the hell kind of country is this where the most dangerous animal are deer and the most deadly device known to man is the escalator?

Yeah, the truck has a bed, but the cab can only sit two people comfortably. And my dad forbids me and my little brother riding in the bed. And frankly, I like sitting on cheap-ass vinyl as opposed to sitting on metal. My ass bruises easily.

I just don't like that particular truck. It may have been in my family for a few years, but I don't have fond memories of it. You try cramming three teenagers and a grown man into that thing every baseball game. Makes me thank God we finally got a Blazer months ago, although I'm not gonna get it.

Let's have a contest to see who's more mental, shall we? "Sims 2, the latest version of the Sims video game franchise...contains, according to video game news sites, full frontal nudity, including nipples, penises, labia, and pubic hair." - Jack Thompson, Miami lawyer and anti-video game activist. "Bitch, I STAB!!" - My uncle, who was recently admitted to a mental instituition.

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I think my first car will be a 1980s Chevy S10 pickup. It's sitting in my driveway. The hood is rusted to oblivion. I guess I can't complain though. I don't have money for another car.

A food fight? They still exist? I thought it was just some cliche used in Disney movies. Must have been fun, man!

Oh, yeah! During the 555-We Tip mission, I've heard rumors of Tommy Vercetti being chased by the cops on the way to the hotel. I've never seen him, though.

Like the Left Behind game. He hasn't even seen the game and he was bashing it!

Yeah, I always destroy the other Hydras. And yeah, I can take down the one that chases you. It's just those goddamned boats. The hovering controls kinda feel clunky to me.