Kitsune Inferno

Why would you need a helment while rock climbing? It's not like that thing will protect you from falling 100 feet onto your noggin. And they don't protect well against bird shit. Also, how come I'm usually on the top posting list of the day? You guys need to post more.

Why isn't ignoring stalkers ever good? It's not like I'm gonna wake up in a ditch, in my boxer shorts, with both legs broken waiting for her to turn my skin into a face mask. It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again....

Dang. There goes my plan of exploiting perverts into paying far out the ass for badly-rendered dry-humping. Lock, please?

Harrassing me? I'm only an hour away from NC and I have jack shit to do on the 19th. I guess I did bring this upon myself. Ain't that a bitch.

^ < Hetero. V Thinks this should be shifted from sexual orientation.

I suddenly very, very sorry I brought this up. Safety in numbers; if I'm with my friends, she can't see me because they're all much taller than me. Can we just drop this? Christ, this is like talking to my real friends, and just as uncomfortable.

Yeah, but it's for Xbox. Plus, I hardly play it anymore. (Blashemy, I know.) And I need Sims 2 EPs.

Skyline - Yeah, I'm not interested in her at all. Hence, she being a problem and forcing me to take to long route to my locker. Bear - Life isn't all that fair to me. And I'm a coward, I thought I mentioned that long ago.

I discovered rap because my older brother kept blaring it for five years. As for bands like Saliva, thank you movies!

Yeah, back when Pokemon was cool. On second thought, I think I almost cried during the ending to Ladder 49. But that was only because the ending sucked ass. It was sad, but I don't think it was a proper way to end the movie.

I've had my copy since June 17, 2005, exactly two years today. How much do you think it'll go for on eBay now?

I think I'm just better off avoiding her. If she's attending next year, then I'm training on how to be a ninja. I'm not dealing with some psycho!

The first Pokemon movie. j/k I don't think I've ever cried because of a movie. Although, Uwe Boll's movies suck so much, they may bring me to tears.

Vertical Bird. I may have completed it twice, but it's still damn near impossible to kill those boats.

I think he's talking about the action figure in Zero's shop.

Actually, I've been out of school for almost a month. And I think she really knows my older brother, who happens to have been one of the most popular person to attend my school. Most people only know me because of him, bastard.

There's this one girl at my school (not attractive) who seems to know me. However, I have no flippin' clue who this girl is! I've been trying to avoid her, but to no avail. And my friends seem to agree she friggin' loco. Any clues to get rid of her? Hopefully one that doesn't end with bodily harm to my person or crotch?

Maybe she'll be one of Niko's girlfriends. And it that's it, no more dating missions.

Wow, doesn't the Church of England know that video games are fiction? Boo hoo, a famous church is the setting of a video game shootout with ALIENS.

Make a game of your own. Try pricision parachuting or professional car surfing.

I get deja vu everytime I go to Dollywood. Mainly because I don't do anything at Dollywood every time I go there.

Surrender.

Do nothing. WWYDI I ordered you a donkey show?

Bet you ten bucks this was went on during that meeting: JT: U R stil lioble 4 wat hapening wit scool shotiNgs!!! Take Two: *shows Jack Thompson proof that school shootings happened before GTA* JT: u've ben pwn3d!

Jesus Christ, will it ever stop? There is nothing keeping you on the couch playing Gears of War days on end! However, this might be a good excuse to get out of school...