Kitsune Inferno

Still playing San Andreas. Just cruising around and effing around and shooting around.....

Welcome to the forums! And for some reason, I love your avatar. I watch anime way too much.

Yeah, but if there are real-life ads in GTA4, that means we can no longer have humorous commercials. We can't say that Pepsi will drown that bitch in cola goodness, now can we?

Jay Z and Linkin Park - Numb/Encore Best. Rap. And. Rock. Collaboration. Ever.

No, there's only one Bloodring Banger in SA. There are two in Vice City, each are modeled off of the Glendale and Oceanic. The one in SA is modeled off of the Glendale only. In SA, there are two Hotring Racers while there is only one in VC.

The dimensions bit was meant to be a joke. Does Chris need to make a JOKE tag, so that people will know when someone wants to be funny? Like I said, Big Bang and expanding universe. It happened and is still going on. As for the part about a random piece of matter just being there, I don't know. Maybe gods start the spark in everything and let everything run its course.

You lost to your grandma at Nintendo? HAHAHA!!! When I started to lose at Bloody Roar to my brothers, I also either unplugged my controller, turned off the Playstation, and/or stormed out of the room.

The closet I ever got to a celebrity was this one time when I watched a movie with Ron Jeremy in it.

I am a firm believer in the big bang theory and the ever expanding universe theory. As for other dimensions, I'm sure that there is a TEC 9 out there living a worse life than me, I hope.

This guy works at Valve. You know, Half-Life, Counterstrike, Team Fortress? Not what I would call crappy games. And yes, I agree that the PS3 is fun, but isn't as fulfilling as the 360 or hell, like Spaz said, the Wii.

Or not anywhere. I'm gonna buy my own copy of GTA4, what gives them the right to put ads in something I already paid sixty dollars for?

I guess the Hunter. Well, that's obviously what I would say. Because ain't no National Guard trying to take me on in a damn Apache!

Actually, does anybody actually own a PC that is more powerful than an Xbox 360? I thought so. Well, at least PC players get SAMP (I guess it would be GTA4MP or something like that by then) or Multi Theft Auto, if they download it.

Yes, he is. And yes, is he annoying. For Part 3, I'm gonna need some motivation. And some more dirt on gaming's most hated person.

I don't really care if GTA 4 is delayed for a few weeks, just as long as graphics are better than Saints Row and it has ragdoll physics. But yeah, it'll definitely come out in October.

Well, someone could mod the game so that the cows could have Jack Thompson's face. Then he'd go postal on everybody until he realizes that no one likes him. Then he will crawl back under his rock. [/rant] Anyway, pets are definitely a lawsuit waiting to happen. Or the ultimate pwning by Bear, whichever comes first.

I'm all for the PC version, even though I don't have a high end PC myself. But those mods people make can look incredible! And the 360 version will decimate all! I don't really know, I'm not a psychic.

Eminem - When I'm Gone

I went back to San Andreas today. I keep trying to drift, but I end up spinning out and doing 180s.

Actually, it was gtamike123 who bumped this, not gtasAmodder. Oh, and by the way....gtamike123 probably has never even played an Xbox in his life. So far, I've seen only Sony fanboys jump off the handle and blantently exclaim how the PS3 owns the 360. I've never seen PC, Xbox, or Nintendo fanboys act like this. So, shove that overheating up your ass, mike. I own a 360, and it has rarely overheated. Oh, and Xbox Live. Need I say more?

I got a better idea. Just print out the Google logo and tape it to your tv screen. It's pretty much the same thing, right?

A Rhino. I know he said no tanks, but I like tanks. Oh, and maybe a Mr. Whoopie. I'd like to see the National Guard try to take down the ice cream man!

It sucks. No multiplayer, no custom soundtracks, and the graphics suck for a PS2 game. All the things that made LCS great on the PSP suck are gone for the PS2 version. Oh, and Portand Chainsaw Massercre or whatever the name of that mission was.

Some of you may remember when I posted this last year, and the response was incredible! But nobody ever got to see Part 3 of the interview, and maybe that was a good thing. Part 3 disturbed me even. But here's a review while I think up of a something new: Part 1 Me: You all know this guy. Jack Thompson...the Miami lawyer who's hellbent on banning violent video games. And he thinks he'll do it by ANY MEANS NECESSARY. He's also has a stiffy for banning rap music. Let's see what this retarded bitch has to say. JT: Hey, kid! You need to watch your mouth! Me: And you need to staple yourself in the nuts everytime you open your mouth. First up, rap music. What the hell is your problem with one of the country's most popular genres? JT: Well, they invoke violence against police officers and women to start off. Me: Well, if that statement is at all intelligent. Violence against women and cops have been around since WAY before rap music. Remember the mob way back in the 1920's? Rap didn't come until the 70's, you dee dee dee. This part is over for now. I need to think of more material. JT: Rap music is EVIL! Me: And so is the woman who decided to have your kid. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 2 Me: We're back with this exclusive interview with one of the most famous ass from Miami! I'm not gonna designate this whinner's name. Jack Thompson: Uppity little brat... Me: What was that? Nevermind, I have connections to some vicious ricers. Now, what's your take on this recent surge in school shootings? JT: Video... Me: Stop right there. I know what you're gonna say. *in whinny voice* "Well, we all know that the Columbine Masscre, for example, was caused by games like Doom, Quake, and Suck Jack Thompson's Tit." Shut up. Millions of people play those games, except for that last one, and millions of kids don't stockpile guns and shoot up their school. Those Columbine kids were deeply troubled, had easy access to guns, stashed them in their room (while the parents "claimed" they knew nothing about), and made videos of them target practicing! Now, how about the time you said that the Sims charcter's were "anotomically correct" under those blurs? JT: Well, they must have modded the game before I could prove it. Me: Or your claim was full of 200-grade horseshit. I'm very sorry Maxis, I'm a big fan of your work, but these guys wouldn't know what real ass and titties were if it came up and smacked them in their faces. And about that modding thing, you mean something like "Hot Coffee"? JT: Maybe. Me: Well, guess what. NOBODY COULD ACCESS THAT FEATURE WITHOUT A FORBIDDEN MOD OR A 30 DOLLAR CHEATING DEVICE. You're probably just jealous because Mrs. Johnson won't take it from behind anymore. Oh, she will. Just not from you. 27th best time of my life. What about the time you proposed a video game idea which included killing major video game CEOs and the like? Then some guys did the idea; you wouldn't pay them so the good folks at Penny Arcade paid them (with their own money) and using your name, and you tried to get them arrested? JT: It just wasn't right. Me: How wasn't it right? I mean, they did use they're own cash. JT: Uhhh... Me: What's that sound? Oh, it's the sound of you shutting the f*** up! PA: Jack Thompson, please come to the lobby. Some angry-looking dudes with flashy tuners are waiting for you. Me: Wow, they came that quick? Well, you heard the lady! MOVE!!! *MINUTES LATER* Yeah, tie him to the lightpole. Ok, that's good. Gimmie the tire iron.