Kitsune Inferno

One Step Closer - Linkin Park

I'm not changing the subject. I'm offering a possible explanation as to why you would have so many issues with the game. Because blaming the game is a lot easier than you taking fault, isn't it? At the very least, my opinions aren't as outlandish as yours. Rockstar doesn't whore out its best-selling franchises as EA does. Rockstar shows no intentions of doing so in the future, either. And what's with this misconception that 10/10 = PERFECT? I've seen universal praise, but no review that outrights says GTA IV is perfection in a plastic box.

Since MLL beat me to responding to these asinine questions, I'm just gonna call the topic creator a fucking moron. You want cheats? Go back to playing Barbie's Horse Adventure, buddy. You're not a gamer. This is by far one of the easiest GTAs I've played. I've never had problems with the camera or controls. They seem damn-near perfect for a game of any genre. And yeah. I do support the hype. Because unlike Halo 3, GTA IV actually lived up to it. Great controls, compelling story, fun multiplayer, what more could you want? Do you think you're being trendy by saying GTA IV's shit? You're only making yourself look like a douchebag with nothing better to do than whine about how much he can't play a sandbox game that's too complicated for him. BTW, you're overly verbose and your rants make no sense to someone who's actually played the game. Or any real game, for that matter. I honestly think that you were expecting something like "Baby's First Sandbox Game", but instead got a game that shatters all expectations. And it kicked your can't-play-the-game-without-god-mode-because-your-older-brother-held-your-hand-through-every-game-you-played-until-now ass. EDIT: I wish Chris would bring the Warzone back.

Now, I know everyone is entitled to an opinion. Some people have more valid opinions. Others, like gtaiv74656, can only come up with bullshit to explain away how much they suck at the game. I've NEVER encountered any of the problems the topic creator claims has allegedly happened to him. I've hardly had a problem with the camera or controls. I personally think the driving works fine if you actually know how to drive in real life. The graphics, while not on the level of Crysis, are still pretty good. I've never seen any significant glitches and I can get into a multiplayer game most of the time. You can try to bash one of the best games released in the past few years, but you aren't gonna get far. There is hardly anything to complain about. The only reason I can see someone hating this game is if you're a.) A certain Miami-based lawyer and attention whore, b.) A San Andreas fanboy who can't get past horrible-handling jetpacks and useless car modifications, or c.) Someone who sucks at the game and instead of dealing with it and admitting he sucks, he'll bash the game and make up entirely false claims of glitches and control issues.

Well, that doesn't go down the drain as nicely as piss or cum, now does it?

Cover and Duck - Fort Minor

Screw it, she doesn't need to be on Facebook or any site similar to it. GTA IV is more important, dammit!

Why? It's not like they were commiting any gruesome crime or anything like that. I don' t have any problem with gay people except for those that act really feminine. I actually feel uncomfortable when I see ANY couple make out in public, gay or straight.

Donald Love, for doing what we all dream of doing.

Grand Theft Auto and Midnight Club.

MTA, or "Multi Theft Auto", is a multiplayer mod available for the PC versions of Vice City and San Andreas.

Number One Spot - Ludacris

San Andreas is already on Xbox 360 and PS3. It's called backwards compatibility.

I just love the wonderful ragdoll physics in the game, so I'm gonna use them to their fullest extent!

Top Down - Swizz Beatz

I just love to take a nice, leisurely drive around Star Junction. On the sidewalk. Crushing every poor bastard unfortunate enough to walk in the way of my semi.

I smashed through the front with a nearby Securicar. I got pulled out twice though and almost died, but it had pretty decent armor and might provide good cover.

Gee, I wish you told me that before I had to escape a three-star wanted level in a semi.

I don't know osiris too well, but what I think he means is for you to get the hell out of this topic and the Serious Chat subforum.

Mirai no Kakera - Asian Kung Fu Generation

Fuck the Security - Redman

Calm Like a Bomb - Rage Against the Machine

Right Now - Korn