MrLlamaLlama

You'd do it for what he gets paid.

I'm not being sensitive at all. I could've shit all over you the minute you posted in this thread, but I didn't. I got sick of your constant bitching. You weren't discussing his story. There's no way you can cover it up. You were downright accusing him of bullshitting, I don't care how you word it. You can pick at technicalities all day long, but it doesn't take a genius to see you were trying to insult him. See what happened there? I'm gonna go back and now say that I never said you were flaming him. See my earlier point about technicalities. The fact of the matter is, I was accusing you of flaming him, you know, I know it. But I never said it. Just because you don't say something directly it doesn't mean you're not implying it. The whole sensitivity issue only seems to happen when you post. You're just inwilling to give people the benefit of the doubt. You say you don't care what happens on the internet, so why are you such a nazi about what is truth and isn't? If you don't think it's true, then why bother dedicating your time to them? I'm sure loads of people have neglected to post in this topic because they think the story is infeasible. be one of them for once.

If he is bullshitting, and you think he's so damn pathetic for it, then why are you giving him the attention he is apparently after? If you think he's such an idiot, he's not worth your time. Your logic is that he did this for attention. You're giving him that attention, fuelling the flames. OK, there's things you might not get about his story, there's things you disagree with, but just let it go. You're just trying to pummel away his last shreds of dignity, and it's fucking stupid. State your case and move on.

Photosop? - 1st step. Choosed = chose. (just before the 2nd image) Yeah, alot, lot better this time, good work. It kinda relies on the user already knowing Photoshop, but that's ok I guess. The background is nice, too. It's probably worth writing out your steps in ms word or something, then pasting them into PS, since then you get the advantage of a spell and grammar check. Better grammar makes people take you more seriously.

Oh...my god. Seriously? War of the Worlds? 2000? Please, go get educated. I'm lost for words. This man is wise, listen to him.

Just put it in this topic, and make a mention that it's been updated. 2 topics makes more confusion, and it's unnecessary.

I keep thinking I've opened a porn site when I see the pink theme....

The mod How to get there

I'm just saying that when it's all in caps, it's a bit offensive, and seems like you're using the type for the sake of it, instead of to make it easier on the user. My tut from a while back - notice how its a bit more calm, and the lines are easier to differentiate.

Making the area solid has been done. Getting cars on it would be hard, since you have to make sure it's defined as a road... which is hard, especially since they'd fall off the edge the whole time.

There were alot of mistakes. Inclusing where you spelt MOZILLA wrong. That's kinda the entire point of the userbar. Also, call it an UB and people won't get what you're on about. Also, circular marquees are ellipses, not eclipses. And bank gothic hurts the eye when you use it as body text, try something designed as body instead of header.

Bring muffins. Throw them at his sides to distract his attention, then when he's gorging himself on chocolatey goodness, push him onto his back, so he ends up like a helpless tortoise.

Just get the fuckin patch, run a virus scan, and then you can still do what the hell you want on your PC.

Orson Wells will be turning in his grave, philistine.

Nonresponsive servers. Shit download speeds. Impossible to find what you want. Random shitup ads that block me from witnessing the fail. I could go on all day.

It's actually a shame, to be honest. If it weren't march 30th, I'd be in the middle of a mass ejaculation right now. Failfront is the biggest heap of shite in the world.

Enkei? lol that i remember Anywhoo... COD4, Oblivion, and some other retro ass games atm. Also watching a fuck load of stuff on dvd, so not much gaming time D:

Not sure if you're aware that III, VC and SA ALL used renderware? (albeit modified each time)

Just download overnight, or at any offpeak time. If I run torrents during the day, I get about 5kbps. At night (i.e now) I'm hitting about a 200kbps average, from my shitty net connection.

I was thinking about this the other day, and I really don't think it will be released on April 1st. Rather, the 5th or 6th. By this time, people will be over it, and past the whole 'extra protection' phase. At least...that's what I'd do :/

Nah, it's contacted by a net service at whatever time it needs to be. Then the process starts.

Try pressing record to get a timeline up.

Find the dropdown box that chooses what source you record from. Keep hitting a key, in record mode,whilst selecting options from the box until it registers the sound in the time line thing.

Yeah, I watched an episode the other day, where Fish has to work whilst his cell mate sleeps. What are the fucking chances that your cell mate has a neural dysfunction where he doesn't sleep? High, apparently. (Yeah, I'm still not very far in)