Football Scores 'n' Shit.....
Alucard United VS Crocker Team
Alucard United's manager: Alucard
Crocker Team's manager: Chris Crocker
The match has begun.
The manager of Crocker Team pisses himself and faints.
Good god ladies 'n' gentlemen, this is the shortest football match in football history, Alucard United wins.....
*Cheer*