It begins, when Johnny-Kazuki looks at hentai on his cumputer then some anime girls came along and Johnny-Kazuki raped 'em
"I saw it with me own eyes!" Captain Hogwash said to Mario, "Johnny-Kazuki grabbed them and spawned a million tiny penises and raped 'em, I pooped my pants when Johnny-Kazuki spotted me hiding in the treehouse next door!"
"Riiiiiight!" Mario replied.
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