Angry Gorilla

OMG PPLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need 1 ov yous to gimme the setps on how 2 beat the mission in san andres called "press start'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so freakin hard thers a picturre that looks liek the pic on the box dat the cd game and the orange toilet paper came in!!!!!! PLZ WOULD ONE OF YOUS' HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEG YOU WIT ALL MY LIFE TO HELP ME BEAT SAN ANDRAES! wtf is start? is it a dudes name in the game that hav to kill or something? cauz i want to get a thingy that shoots rockets and shoot 1000000000000000000000000000 at him to garuntee that i killed him! i am the best at san andes! once, i went through the ENTIRE city in one minute! i put the cd in the xbox and it started playing music and and then i saw myself on a motorbike!!!!!!!!!! it was red!!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg omg can any of you beat me??????? but i guess many of you cant figure out how to beat the mission press start either because i went to a site and it didnt have anything about press start! all i saw was pictures of a long thing being shoved up an opening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that a clue to beat press start???!?!?!? im so fukn confused would somebody pleez help me!!!! T_T omeone pleesz reply back and help me branstorn ideas for beating this mission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u Aznn's post.

Greetings earthlings. I am the ailen Zog from the planet ZigZog, I like doing the ZigZagZog dance!

I seriously hope its not gonna be rude.

The girl helped me up to my feet. She thanked me for saving her, I took her to her home and left her there, I walked back to my own domain before the crack of dawn, I hate the sunlight. TEH END I might post a longer and more in-depth version in Graphics and Writers Pad. Thanks to everyone who listened to my tale

She punched the ugly guy in the eye, then when he threw her into a tree he crashed onto it, and she grabbed a knife and pierced his hard stinking skin, as she slid down his back she created a large slit on it. Warner fell down to the ground as he bled to death, the girl stuck the knife up his ass and then he drew a last breath and died. Continue?

Warner got up and grabbed the girl, I was too weak to continue, I wish I didn't eat that cheeseburger, I haven't enough stamina to beat him, the shame! But then something amazing happened! Continue?

Warner ate as much people as he could, then I punched his balls and he puked out all the corpses. The girl got out of the tent and threw a brick at Warner's head. I grabs Warner's ear and cuts it off with a katana, then he grabs me and throws me a few kilometers into the distance, he was close to the girl, using my ultra super vision I saw him trying to grab her, then I use my flying powars and hit Warner in his ugly eye, because Warner is a large cyclops who faps to kiddy porn. Continue?

Once I got away from Warner and his hideous powers, I hid her in a nearby tent, there she sat there wondering what the hell is going on. I went back to Warner, he had another beautiful girl in his hands, but he ate her before I had the chance to save her. Blood was dripping from Warner's mouth, and everyone ran for their lives. Continue?

Then Warner takes his eyes off me and onto her, he was about to grab her and rip her in half for the hell of it, I knew I had to do something soon, I grabbed the girl first and carried her around. "Get off me, whats going on?" "There's a retard after you, jump on my back before he comes." I dropped the girl and then she climbed on my back. Continue?

I will soon. A beautiful girl I see walking along in my path, while I was fighting the evil Warner. Continue?

Banned for screaming like a pig.

:'(

Boned for naming yourself after an animal, twice.

Banned for not being on MSN.

Banned for talking to me on MSN.

Horray

Banned for crapping on me bed

OMGGG!!!!! after howrs of reserch and pulling my penis hairs out, while constantly pikin my noes and eatin it, i found a secret cutscene wen luke valentine raeps frida suarez from el tiggre wen shes 15. OMG dat wuz disgusting and DESBICIBLE, now i despise luke and i wank of to da bit wen alucards helhound eats him after blowin his legs!!!!!!!

Almost every student (Except friends and aquaintences) in school MSN Speak Smelly people Teen Celebrities and Z-list lowlifes Spiders Ignorant people The idiots that restricted the amount of text you can type on the PSP, meaning I can only make small posts here Lack of food Moar to cum

Banned for drinking the poop of the gods.

^ Who? < ? v Is going to eat my brains.

I'm depressed! What shall I do :'(

Banned for eating my brains

...and with that, I will save my posts for tomorrow. Goodnite!

Banned for being called GTA Don.