Little_Chestnut

Fine, I will steal some deep fried cola, and take my happy ass back to Jersey and leave you behind. PEACE!

Awww <3

I said with, because back in the day when I lived with my mother I would read erotic stories online, and leave the room for a few minutes (bathroom, food, ext). If she happened to walk in she would only see whatever stupid screen saver I had up. If she moved the mouse it went back to the log in screen.

I thought it was funny, first time I saw it I like your drawings, though Kelly. You go to a culinary school but you draw like really good ;D! I paint better than I draw, and I can do wonders with food. Being art inclined really helps with making cakes, petit fours, and sugar/chocolate sculptures. I wanted to do something with art, but its hard to go anywhere with it, so I choose to make deserts where I can showcase my art, and eat it XD

The first time you did this it was funny, but now it is just old and annoying. Anyways my camera/the lighting really sucked. I have better pictures of these and more on my computer, but it is still out of order. Here is a modified self portrait I never got around to finishing. Two little drawing exercises. And, two old negative space drawings. The predecessor to the last one:

You seriously look a bit like my brother when he is sober in that picture (which is next to never). It almost freaked me out before I saw the other pictures. I looked for one of him sober, but I can only find ones of us drunk We don't always get along too well before the booze is brought out.

I live in Florida and I can say it's not the worst but its not the best either, the south owns and not all of us are imbred rednecks Florida is either inbred rednecks, old people, or people like me who move from the north and mess up the housing market

In America you are looked at as a legend for eating that type of stuff. No one really laughs unless you are obscenely obese.

This is why your fat At first, it made me hungry ... at page 7 I was so sick to my stomach I couldn't go on.

That is too much turtle penis for my liking.

Haha, mah bad. I thought Slyde was just being a loser with no friends who had to wish himself a happy birthday. I honestly don't read anything that starts with "Happy Birthday" anymore. Topic completely irrelevant then

Pictures can be posted in the post your pictures topic .... if Chris decides to reopen it What would it matter that your PM box is flooded with birthday wishes? That is something to be happy about and that you can just delete when you have acknowledged them. At the very least I do agree with the fun and games idea. The birthday topics in the lounge have just been getting simply out of hand, and most people post in them just to make their e-penis bigger. With the amount of members we have we would be lucky if the birthday topics ever die down.

So if we really want to wish (insert name here) a happy birthday and we care enough about said person, why the hell don't we just pm them and stop flooding the lounge with birthday topics? PM's are more personal and it shows that you care and didn't just happen to notice the topic.

There is a menu button in the lower right corner of the player.

Its actually just a piece of broken fence in Spaz's back yard.

The guys family is now trying to blame it on Lyme disease. Biggest load of BS I have ever heard. Yes, the disease can affect the brain and make you mentally slow, but it will not turn you into a raging killing machine. In fact, if you catch it and treat it like you are supposed to you will be fine. It is painful for a long time, but if a five year old child can live through it so could he.

A brand new one

Ghosts: Very real. I have had too many encounters for comfort. Aliens: Plausible. I personally believe in them, since there is so much out there that we have yet to discover. Bigfoot: Myth. We would have found his harry but by now.

There was a kid in my English and literature class my senior year. He was expelled from school the day before our exit exams, he had to take his entire senior year over again. You go to school to learn, not dick around. Misbehave and there will be consequences. If kids took school more seriously, maybe we wouldn't be one of the dumbest countries. We don't even have common sense anymore!

Poopdick is all the best shows and movies from the 90's, not just Nickelodeon. Nick never played Bevis and Buthead, or any of the good stoner movies we cannot help but love because of how ridiculous they are.

Sadly enough that will follow her around for the rest of her life like that.

I wake up at 6 am every morning to feed my cat, since she cannot wait for me to get up or she will get pissed at me and ignore me for the rest of the day. I then go back to bed until 12:30 - 1:00 I turn on Spaz's computer since mine isn't working and check a few different things, then I make a small "breakfast" and dick around until 3. If I have any homework I do it then. I get into the shower at 4 and start ironing my uniforms and getting ready for school at 6:30 (there is a 45 min drive to get there). I am there until 11:30 or 11:50 depending on my current class. After class if I have any money I usually pick up something to eat, if not I forage at home. I do anything I need to get done after school and end up going to bed around 4 am when the cycle starts over again.

Most of these punishments are unreasonable and outright cruel. She accidentally killed a 10 year old boy, don't you think she is in enough trauma as it is? I mean ... she accidentally killed a kid, hell I would be traumatized if I accidentally killed a chinchilla or possum, much less a kid. She should have her license suspended, maybe do some community service. Definitely no more than one year in prison. Very few people come out of prison better than when they went in. They just end up becoming more soulless and getting more contacts. Prison is just where they store the people who do not deserve to live in this society until they are forced to let them back on the streets, then they usually just end up back in prison. Prison is where we should keep the animals, let the actual humans with morals have another chance.

We started a fire in the art class room once. We were trying to singe a canvas and ended up catching it on fire. The teacher was pretty cool about it <3 Mr. Banks. The very next year she started a half a dozen fires during our African art lessons. We had a Mrs. Hell and a S.Tingler, nothing as funny as Ms. Hoar or Mr. Gay

Really? Even with the lower-end graphics card? Damn, I never knew you could build a quad-core system for less than 1,000 dollars.