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Or see a drunk man kicking some kid or when you pass by motel at night you can hear: Ah, aaah, oh-yeah, your the best, honey, ah, aaahhh...

Yeah, that would be very nice to see not jus walking around like a fool. New Sub-mission: Boinig 747 pilot and fly for money.

I beat some boy to the pulp (well I just say that) and shoot some bulets from my uncel's Cold 45

Sorry for the duble post but: Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Democrat puppies, Mr. President." Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks th man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Republican puppies." The president looks puzzled and says, "Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies." The man smiles and says, "Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?... His ass! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

It would be nice if peds in game know what are they doing. Like they have jobs, entering buildings, working and at 06h-08h, 11h-01h and 05-09 trafic is incresed.

Yeah, I downgrade the game because the moding thing. I didn't saw any other difrence.

^ have a mother < doesn't know what is he doing v usless

Yeah, right. Hhehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohoh

Silberio you can win age price this year because in your profile you wrote that you have 80 years. He he

^ are you crazy < I going to public school v isn't going to school

Maybe but it was in GTA before and GTA always uses diffrent lokacion then in past GTAs.

In mission when you need to steel the car from container ship and Cesar says "Ey, wracked car is no good to us." and CJ says "Ey, who drives you or me?"

and it gives you feeling that there is crime in the city

New part of land? Old part of land chached? New mafia? New players? Nothinig...

Sorry I forgot to put "no" between "is" and "viruses"

Google is your best friend, man. I found this with it And there is no viruses coming from the site or from download file McAfee SiteAdvisor told me that.

Whoa, jonker93, if you not lieing about your age then there is biiiiig age difrence beatwan you two, man.

Sorry for maybe bumping this topic, but but I can't delete it eather, does someone know some other Img thing I'm using IMG Tool, please help

Rabel Without A Pouse-Public Enemy-That song is from GTA SA-Playback FM

Yeah, I agree, it's (he's) expensive, but it is always good to have first in your niberhood, men.

You don know what, ha Jace, man. bsx dsb cbs dwv d vduo f ou ofo b e pš

Yeah, bike is modded and with modded bike can be very easer to make stunts like that, man. Modded bike can change gravity, speed, handling... EDIT: I'm not sure but I think he put bag graphic on the video just to make sure we do not notice that the bike is changed.

Hard Rock-Hallelujah

Well I had one exam today it was english one, pretty damn easy, man. And I had on my Clothes.

Wellcome to TGTAP (The GTA Place) you will like posting here thats 4 sure, man.