Huckleberry Pie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 (edited) I'm still working on this spoof of Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry; what do you think: [Chorus - Eloise] I hope you know, I hope you know I ended up with a broken shoe My dog went sick, My cellphone's bricked It's all because of that Chinese poo It seems the employees were all treated really badly And I've got to file a lawsuit at those guys The items were, all lemons now So, goodbye, Wal-Mart Wal-Mart Wal-Mart Wal-Mart [Verse II - CJ] The golf club I'm using Then got really bent I just spent a couple strokes till it went worn, went worn... Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the "No return, No exchange" [Chorus - Eloise] I hope you know, I hope you know I ended up with a broken shoe My dog went sick, My cellphone's bricked It's all because of that Chinese poo It seems the employees were all treated really badly And I've got to file a lawsuit at those guys The items were, all lemons now So, goodbye, Wal-Mart Any suggestions? Edited December 21, 2007 by Huckleberry Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelman101 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Lol'er, thats all i say, its pretty good.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 nice one dude! keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 (edited) Actually, the song's about these two, who were pissed off at Wal-Mart: Carl's golf club just got bent after a few strokes, and Eloise's pleated skirt, shoes and phone all fouled up after a few uses, adding to the fact that she bought tainted dog food... Edited December 21, 2007 by Huckleberry Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antichrist Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I usually change the and big girls dont cry section to "Cause C-Dog don't cry" C-Dog being me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I think it`s pretty damn good if I say so. I didnt read it all,I`m very lazy.Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 I think it`s pretty damn good if I say so. I didnt read it all,I`m very lazy.Lol That's OK... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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