GiiBz Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Ok I kinda got this idea off "Mock the week". I suggest something like "What a news reported would never say" and you come up with a funny answer. I'll change the topic every few days, or when someone wants to do another one. Everyone get the idea? Well seeing as it's already up there: "What a news reporter would never say on live telly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 "...As you can see, the child pornography crisis is very bad, if you'll just take a look at these images I downloaded off the internet, you'll see why!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 lol! gd one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 "...Here comes the queen, isn't she beautiful. Seen that sweet ass? She must of had a load of cock in her time...Oh SHIT, did I just say that out loud!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 News in Midwestern US: "...In other news, you think you had a bad day? Look at this poor sum'bitch." Shows pic of overturned dump truck, one leg sticking out from under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 "Did you hear about that dog who saved the cat? Well,I heard that they had sexual intercourse so the dog`s been gettin' a lil sumtin' sumtin'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 "Hi, I'm John, I'm now standing on the newly built bridge in Manchester, I forgot what it was called, my career is now over. *Sigh* *Jumps to his watery death*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 ...& lands on a garbage barge full of fish guts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 *Heavy gunfire* "As you can see, I'm now in Iraq, and...ARRR!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 "So we don't say bad things about you Mr. President?"- Any Portuguese reporter afraid of getting a lawsuit up their asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 (edited) "Hy! my name is Michelle Montanious and we're broadcasting live from the safest city in Germany, Lickenzydicks" *guy pulls out a gun and blasts the cameraman then rapes Michelle* Edited January 16, 2008 by Gycu Brun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 "....Can you hear the bombs going off? No? Well that's because they're in Iraq, I'm here in Grimsby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 "...Can you believe these dicks who watch this shit, eh John? They must be...Oh fuck, are we live!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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