EvoLuTioN Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 (edited) INSTRUCTIONS: Enter the name of anyone you find suspicious, and Super Spy-O-Matic instantly cross-references NSA domestic phone, e-mail, travel and banking databases to expose shockingly seditious behavior and attitudes! http://www.superspyomatic.us Chris you seem to have a very fun past life. Edited May 18, 2008 by EvoLuTioN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas. Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 (edited) I entered my own name and it says: Thomas Young roots for Soviet superman Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. Edit: EvoLuTioN once maxed out a Visa Platinum card buying sex toys on HornyTerrorSluts.com. Edited May 18, 2008 by Thomas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lord Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Jay Desai prefers hotels with minarets. <wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Gycu Brun once had heterosexual anal sex while thinking about flat-chested anydrogynes from the US Olympic gymnastics team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas. Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Thomas Young once bought a "Learn to Belly Dance" VHS tape at a flea market. ^ Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvoLuTioN Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Chris once sent a late-night text message telling a friend "U R TEH BOMB!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Spider-Vice has an uncle who owns a carpet made in Afghanistan. Lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM™ Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 TM masturbates to Al Jazeera. OMG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Jack Thompson hates freedom so much, Jack Thompson doesn't even own a semi-automatic assault weapon. Fucking true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvoLuTioN Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Once during a confidential psychotherapy session, Dark Lord confessed to lusting for Mesopotamian ass. Since 2003, Spider vice has received 438 e-mails for Iranian-produced herbal penis enhancements. I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletproofboy Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 (edited) A babysitter once witnessed a 3 year-old Ravi Chowdhury pretending to be Ali Baba. WTF? Edited May 18, 2008 by Bulletproofboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 my name isnt osama but i just put it in for laughs After showers, Osama's hair can often be found wrapped in TURBAN! no way!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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