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They hopped into a cadillac and tried to drive away, Warner and his perverted gang appeared in a rusty manana, they got onto a road and chased.

"ima komin 2 get u" Warner shouted, scratching his nuts.

Jbmeira was heroic once again, he shoots the car tires at the right moment, Warner goes sideways into a gas tank and is blown up.

When the dust settles however, xt0ny appears, and Jbmeira's car is out of fuel.

Agnry Gorilla continue.

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"Arrgh! After I kill you I will rape that girl you've got in your car, then I will go kill TNF!" Xt0ny yelled through his car window.

Jbmeria and Saria got out of the car before Xt0ny blew it up with a rocket launcher, Jbmeria and Saria ran as fast as they could as Xt0ny drove at high speeds towards them, hoping to run Jbmeria over.

"We're gonna get run over and I have no gun!" Jbmeria said.

"No wait, we can stop this now!" Saria said, she threw her ocarina at Xt0ny's car, the ocarina jammed into the wheel axis and the car crashed into a steamroller, it got crushed with Xt0ny inside.

TNF may continue.

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Jbmeira caught xt0ny, after a 5 hour car chase through the streets of Manhattan, Jbmeira burst the tires of xt0ny's pink Faggio, he tried to run away by running across Times Square, dodging the mass amount of traffic, but Jbmeira hit him with the Phoenix and left him lying there brutally hurt, the cops arrived 10 minutes later and arrested the noob for the serious crime of editing posts without a license.

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Goddamn! I hate it when this forum's all quiet! I feel lonely :'(

Let's begin a story...

Saria was wondering around in the woods when she spotted Mido being a faggot again, but when she was walking towards him a fat hideous pervert walked into her path, it was Xt0ny and he wanted to stick his meat up her flat buns.

"Yum yum! Kokiri pussies!" Xt0ny said, licking his lips while dribbling all over his vest, which was stained with fecal matter.

"Get lost!" Saria yelled, "Mido help!"

"Mido can't hear ya! I've hypnotised him." Xt0ny said, laughing like a retard.

TNF or Noodle must continue this story.

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Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti

jalakani pohjii kutkutti.

Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti

vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti,

sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa

kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.

Salivili hipput tupput täppyt

äppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä

ko immeiset onnee toevotti.

Peä oli märkänä jokaisella

ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.

Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa

sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.

Salivili hipput.

Ievan äiti se kammarissa

virsiä veisata huijjuutti,

kun tämä poika naapurissa

ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti.

Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa

sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.


Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen

sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.

Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj

ja Ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.

Minä sanon Ievalle mitäpä se haittaa

laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa.


Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi

en ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa.

Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi

ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa.

Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa

ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.


Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää

ei mua niin voan nielasta.

Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään

vaan minä en luovu Ievasta,

sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa

sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.


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