rockstarrem Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Sounds disgusting having to need the other person pay for the food. You should have a rule be they get to pick what food they get you, which will be whip cream, mayonnaise, and milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletproofboy Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I've never masterbated. What's it like? I have had boners, but never masturbated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 (edited) Haha, best post of the year so far. Edited April 29, 2010 by Ivan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I've never masterbated. What's it like? I have had boners, but never masturbated. Tell me that was a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvoLuTioN Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 (edited) I've never masterbated. What's it like? I have had boners, but never masturbated. It looks like (Puts sunglasses on) You don't have the balls. Edited April 30, 2010 by EvoLuTioN 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletproofboy Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 yeah it was lol just wanted to see peoples reactions here i fap every chance i get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Come on now, there's no reason to be ashamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletproofboy Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 ????? I just watned to see peoples reactions if i said i didnt. i do fap, just fapped right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draftermatt Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 I've never masterbated. Even if you are kidding you wouldn't be alone. I had sex before I ever masturbated, I was 18 when I lost my virginity, 19 the first time I did it for myself. Before we had sex my girly and I would do other stuff, but my first orgasm that wasn't a wet dream was (literally) in the hands of my girlfriend when I was 16. That's why I've never understood people that claim you "have to masturbate" in order to enjoy sex. That's like saying you have to eat a hamburger before you can enjoy a steak, it makes no sense. You might be a 2 pump chump your first time, but it's not like you HAVE to jerk off before you can have sex. As for the option of "Fap? I have sex" while it's true that people will masturbate in a sexually active relationship, I find the more often I have sex the less I want/need anything else. It's been a good two months since I've masturbated, but I've been having sex regularly in that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helloonurse Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I don't even know how to masturbate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dori_Honoka Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 sometimes, if you need it done right, you have to do it yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallpancake Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I'm fapping right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I've never masterbated. What's it like? I have had boners, but never masturbated. It looks like (Puts sunglasses on) You don't have the balls. currently cant type a proper post because i cant get off the floor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalgamer Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Some times you just gotta take care of business. After a week and I'm ready to explode, but if I get pussy on a Friday night, I'm prolly gonna crank one out on Saturday. A habit I formed in my teen years I guess. Masterbation is more habit forming than cigarettes.... to me anyways. I could smoke a pack every three to four days, my usual rate when I actually do smoke a pack, for a month solid and never smoke again. But when boredom sets in, I fall back on the old four knuckle shuffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallpancake Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I've never masterbated. What's it like? I have had boners, but never masturbated. It looks like (Puts sunglasses on) You don't have the balls. WOW, perfect execution of that meme. You stay classy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Pedro Prower Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I can't take two days without doing it (believe me, I already tried...). I usually do two times per day . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studio m-LTD Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I can't take two days without doing it (believe me, I already tried...). I usually do two times per day . Cool!bet you cant break the highest per day which is 5 times...huh..i know what r u thinking,u must be thinking thats crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!well,it is crazy...hahaha..but,for me,i'll stay for 2 days for my next 'session'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Pedro Prower Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) I'm not sure if I did five times (But I think I did), but I'm sure I already did it FOUR times in a day Edited May 27, 2010 by Miles Pedro Prower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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