E.J. Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 yo momma is so fat, that evertime she turns around they give her a welcome back party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TG187 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Your momma is so fat that the hole bus is going down. I really like this joke . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TG187 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 You momma is so fat that the truck cant pull her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubanwhip Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Yo momma is so fat, when she wore a red shirt, and the kids yelled 'Hey Kool-Aid!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy vercetti guy Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 HAHAHAHAAAHAHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 These jokes are pretty funny. I heard loads on the show Smart Guy. I just can remember them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 ok i got another one, Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TG187 Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Your momma is so stupid that she is standing 10 hours in front of a shop were it is writting:WE DONT WANT STUPID PEOPLE. Not to good joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 (edited) Yo momma's so stupid she stared at a orange juice container for a day cause it said CONCENTRATE. Your momma is so stupid that she is standing 10 hours in front of a shop were it is writting:WE DONT WANT STUPID PEOPLE.Not to good joke. Stupid excuse to make a joke BTW.Sorry. Edited November 17, 2006 by Nate10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter. BAHAHAHA!@!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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