Slayer Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Yeah, I think they do, but that doesn't mean that all of them know how to swim, Doesn't. Oh btw, which city are you from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evabin2libertycity? Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 off topic. just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Doesn't.Oh btw, which city are you from? Iz Dubrovnika. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 yeah, the cop cars usually cant go very fast, and if your going 100+ then they wont even try, better that theres one speeder in the road then 50 cop cars speeding at the same speed behind the one speeder. and a lot of tRAFFic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evabin2libertycity? Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 lol wonder wut happens next. (damn my airbag pressure checked ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 GTA: your gf breaks up wit you and you laugh at the mean comments she made on the phone, then go to your other gfs house and have hot coffee. RL: your gf breaks up with you and your sad for a week and cant find another girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy vercetti guy Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Having sex with a hooker GTA- Tell her to get in the car and car shakes a little, but nothing is happening, no fear of aids Real Life- You hump her, and get a blowjob, get aids probably Getting a car repainted GTA- drive into a shop and they paint it in 4 seconds, cost $100, and if your car is undamaged, theyll paint it for free real life- Bring it to the shop and it takes probably 2 days to finish, cost $550 the least car alarms GTA- Wait a minute intill it stops and then you can get in the car real life- The car alarm keeps working intill you pull out the wires, car batter dies or the car owner turns off the alarm getting on fire GTA- Wait 5 seconds and it'll burn out in a few seconds real life- keeps burning for a long time, you'll probably be dead getting arrested GTA- stay in jail for a long time real life- bribe the cops with $100 and youre off firing a minigun GTA- You can fire it in a perfect line, no problems whatsoever real life- you cant even hold it up properly and if you fire it, you would fall back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 actually i have never even tried to bribe a cop. probably because i didnt have enough money at the time, but in gta you stay in jail for 3 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strike9 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 car wrecks gta-car wreck into another car with not much damage done guy gets out of car and tries to beet the crap outta you rl- one collision and you have insurance problems and probly a new car and a eterny car explosions gta- car goes on fire after wrecking into 20 other cars and explodes 5 seconds later rl-your car is totaled after just one collision train wrecks gta- after going to fast locomotive detaches from cars and slides off track taking you with it............bumps into any building it hits and nothing happens it just stops sliding:rofl2: rl- massive destruction train completely demolishes anything it meets and will probly blow up train wrecking into a car gta-train just pushes car and you out of the way rl-train just destroys the car and probly you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwishmaster Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 GTA - you carry rocket launchers,guns and a flamethrower in your pocket LIFE - if you had weapons you would carry one gun and some ammo and would blow your legs off with a rocket launcher in your back pocket or backpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sann mann Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 GTA: Kill and sometimes don't get introuble Life: Kill, an investigation is involved. GTA: Money cheat. Life: Work and pay off debts. GTA: Crash a car, no problem Life: Possibly get sued. GTA: Die, come back to life. Life: Die, your fukin screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael_N Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Yellow Lights GTA- People stop like it was a red light Real- People go as fast as they can Shooting people's heads GTA- The head disapears and they die Real- They die with their head still on Jumping on top of people's cars GTA- You can stay as long as you want and they don't care, even the cops don't care Real- They'll probably stop and freak out Airplanes GTA- You can nosedive into the water and just get out of the plane and be fine Real- You're dead Police car with siren on GTA- Cars swerve off the road and usually crash Real- People slow down or stop Gas stations GTA- You punch the pump a few times and it blows up and kills you Real- You punch it and people give you wierd looks Deserts GTA- There are roads in the desert and the desert is surrounded by water Real- No roads or water Fast Food GTA- Salads cost 10 dollars, and if you try to rob the pizza place, the cashier will pull out a shotgun and chase you Real- Salads cost 2 or 3 dollars and they don't have shotguns Getting shot GTA- you get shot 20 times before you die, and you can still walk and run after you get shot, and to heal your bullet wounds, just go eat some food. Real- you get shot once, and you are seriously injured or dead Driving GTA- People honk all the time Real- People rarely honk Car crashes GTA- You both either beat each other up or you just keep driving Real- If it's minor, you exchange insurence and phone numbers, if it's big, traffic is blocked for hours and there are police cars and ambulances all around the wreck. Parking cars GTA- Steal 5 cars, park them all next to each other, drive far enough so you can't see them, and come back, and they're all gone. Real- When you come back, the police are waiting for you. Talking in cars GTA- You can hear them even when you're both in seperate cars Real- You can only hear if you have your windows open, you're right next to each other, and you're yelling. Buying cars and houses GTA- You buy cars at docks and they cost more than houses Real- Houses cost 5 times more than cars, and you buy cars at dealerships Stealing jetpacks GTA- You steal a top secret million dollar jetpack, and you can fly it around all you want, even in front of the police, and you don't get in trouble Real- You steal it, and all the police in the world are after you and if you fly it, they'll immediately chase you. Money GTA- Your friend gives you 500 dollars and says go get yourself a beer Real- If you're lucky, you get 10 dollars for a beer Flowers GTA- You find flowers just floating in random places, and you can kill people by beating them with the flowers. Real- You buy flowers in a flower store and you give them to people as a gift. Vilagante Mode GTA- You get a wanted level for stopping a criminal. Real- You get backup. Mod shops GTA- By painting your car a different color, it is automatically repaired. And you can't paint it orange. Real- Your car isn't repaired, and if it's all wrecked, they probably won't even paint it. And you can paint it orange. Also something funny I noticed in the mod shops is if you try to paint your car the color it already is, they say "You're car is already that color" but that acually means "You are car is already that color." Taxis GTA- If you crash or flip over, the only thing that happens is you get a smaller tip. Real- They'll probably scream for help and tell you to stop. Old ladies GTA- They usually drive tractors or SUVs, and sometimes they will attack you with a shovel or golf club or something if you crash into them. They're also all fat. Real- They usually drive little cars, and will probably have a heart attack if you crash into them. Garage Doors GTA- They won't open if there are too many cars in the garage. Real- They open as long as you push the button. Motorcycles GTA- Slam into a cement truck head on going 80 mph and just fall off and lose little health Real- Very seriously injured, or probably dead. Water GTA- Other than CJ, people instantly die when they touch the water. Real- Most people can swim, or at least float for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evabin2libertycity? Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 lol some parts of that where pretty funny. and about the flowers, u can pick them. not just buy them. and in both gta and real life u can give flowers as a gift. and wut u meen about the last part of modding cars? besides those, that was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 he means about the mod shop mesup that you're is an abreviation of you are. so pretty much when they say you're car is already.... it means you are car is already..... it should be spelt your. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_hate_gravity Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 GTA: Eat 11 big meals and your sudenly a sumo wresteler, Real Life: Eat 11 big meals fell a little sick puke it back up. GTA: Go to a gym for 5 hours lose 40 stone, Real life: Go to a gym for 5 hours feel tierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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