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Officer: Man, this grapefruit is good but a little sour. Any of you boys have any sugar on you?

Josh: No.

Drake: Why would we have sugar?

Officer: Hey, when you're an officer, you see a lot of things.

[Crowd Laughing]

Dispatch: 10-81, 10-81, Robbery at a grocery store

Josh: What was that?

Officer: Robbery at a Jiffy Mart. Hang on, boys. Hey, one of you hold my grapefruit.

Josh: I'm handcuffed, what do you expect me to hold your grapefruit w--

[Officer Shoves Grapefruit In Josh's Mouth]

[Crowd Laughing]

[Josh Mumbling Angrily]

Drake: Come on, that's not what happened.

[Josh Mumbling Angrily]

Drake: That's not how I even said it.

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