The Nightmare Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 HI! I'm new in forums LOL this forum is fun! THe mission where OG-Loc bail out from jail and you need to bring him to his home in East Los Santos CJ: "ain't this vargos turf?" Loc: "Man I don't give a shit! I'm gangsta!" xD LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightmare Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 (edited) Sorry for the double post because I cant find the edit button on my first post. In the mission "Robbing uncle Sam" when they arrived at the garage in Willowfield. Ryder: "Man that shit was tight" CJ: "Tight!?... Man the shit was shit" Ryder: "You said you are down for the homies but all you do is complain" In the mission "The Green Sabre" CJ: I gonna warn Sweet" *Phone ring*.... CJ: "Damn it Sweet pick it up, pick it up!" Sweet: "Hey wassup? You called me but i did'nt pick it up. leave a message after the.." CJ: "shit shit shit!" lol Best funniest quotes are Catalina's "Who are these cowboy assholes?" "Bleed! Mtherf*cker!" "Move your f*cking butt" *Your pathetic driving is causing them to escape" "I should cut your balls off" While walking on the streets Pedestrian talking to CJ: "Did someone died in your mouth?" lol Pedestrian: "Steroids makes your dick look what!?" Edited October 18, 2010 by The Nightmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightmare Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Heres one I heard in the game just now. I was jacking a Mr. Whoopee ice cream van and pull out the driver clone and I aimed at him with my shotgun and CJ said: "You think I'm a well dressed clone?" That just crack me up and start laughing so hard! xD Because CJ was wearing a Tuxedo and some fancy clothes and aimed at the clone and said that. LMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude4L Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 mine is when doing the mission vertical bird Pilot: Stolen aircraft; Prepare to be vaporized CJ: Did you hear that? Toreno: 'Prepare to be vaporized' what a bunch of bullshit. Ignore them. They shoot at you and it's an international incident. You're not a British tank, so you should be fine. and also this: Toreno: You see? Child's play! CJ: FUCK YOU, TORENO!!! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl... Toreno: Ooh, what a big whiner, you want some cheese with that wine? Hey, you were spectacular. You know what, I'm beginning to think my little Carl is a double agent. Oooh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amazingdude Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Mine are so many like a tourist ped - "kifflom brother uncle" female ped - "the world is a terrible terrible place" cj with cops chasing behind "i aint into that shit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr8stunner Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 I don't remember the mission name. At just Beginning of the game, when carl works for Big Somke, on mission, when Tenpenni and his partner come outs of Smoke's house and Tenpenni Says "BOO" to carl then carl likely Says "A**HOLE" thats really funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amazingdude Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 I don't remember the mission name. At just Beginning of the game, when carl works for Big Somke, on mission, when Tenpenni and his partner come outs of Smoke's house and Tenpenni Says "BOO" to carl then carl likely Says "A**HOLE" thats really funny... the mission was "Running Dog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Squirrel_UK Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 "Welcome to America" - CJ "OG loc, OG loc!.. IM GANSTA" - OG loc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke_Bertoloto Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Everybody is my cousin"by big smoke in Running Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hustler909 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 I forg8 the whole phrase of bot thats one is : This Dickhead is myBrother by Kendl and other is : There the one who tried and dead and the other who still on earth - by Mike Toreno . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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