Deji Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 My favorite is:: You OK, I hope not:: I Like All The Comments He Makes With His Girlfriend(s). And "When I Was Young, Swimming In The Ravine. I Once Got A Comdom Stuck To My Face!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antichrist Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Does a pope shit in the woods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
056california Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 "Azteca Assholes" "Ass Whipers" "Dumb Ass Mork" "Grove Street Smells Like Pussy" "Tha Fuck is on yo feet CJ" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 My favorite is:: You OK, I hope not:: I Like All The Comments He Makes With His Girlfriend(s). And "When I Was Young, Swimming In The Ravine. I Once Got A Comdom Stuck To My Face!" Uh huh, reeeeeaaaaal interestin'. Best one: when you carjack someone... just 'out!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmoonchild Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 "In jail, being on top ain't gay." as spoken by this guy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antichrist Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 "In jail, being on top ain't gay."as spoken by this guy: HAHAHAH. The best quote ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypercoder Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 When CJ jacks a car and says, "Ain't this what they mean by carpool?" Cracks me up everytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 CJ: You been drinking brake fluid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punknoodle Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Of course "My car...my fuckin car!" CJ jackin a ride..."You bein gaveled partner" Pick a fight with the black chick outside ganton savehouse... "You gonna bail in a wheelchair when I'm done with you!" "He's just a stripling!" "Think a Bitch cant sqaub Loc?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexscruthor Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 "Yeeeah, 'dem my ducats now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 i forgot what The Truth actually said, he said that during the mission when you were going to San Fierro, it is very weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ĵасқ•×•Āѕніяамі† Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Each and every phrase truth says when we give him a ride upto the doherty garage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillychr Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 CJ to Catalina: I'm a god fearing, peace-loving man of the people Torino: first I want to see what you're made of CJ: What you think I'm made of, Puddin? CJ after hittong another driver: What in Fuck's name are you doin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbia747 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Did you steal your licence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK47 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Catalina: Hand over the takings or I'll BLOW YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF! CJ: What'd you do, buy your license? Katie: CJ you're a maniac, I LOVE IT! My three faves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nqcowboy Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 "cant you see im busy being high" anything buy that stoner in the orange and balck tracksuit and "you wanna die little bitch" from that purple shirted guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 When you jack a car CJ says: "I'm a loser so hate me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott. Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I like Ryder - Fo sure fo sure ma nigger. CJ's shit which sounds like SHHHHEEEEEEEEEET! is awesome also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samil Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Mine is "I hate gravity!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsohmas Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 when you crash into someone. CJ says -you complete fuckin moron. or a pedestrian says, my hooptie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I like it when you jump off a building and CJ shouts "I hate Gravity!" or when the paramedics say "Oh your almost to ugly to save" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FnB Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Anything Ryder says is funny. "Where is this old motherfucka?" -Ryder "Relax we ain't there yet." - CJ "Yeah, your right, your always right CJ, that's my homie Mr right!" -Ryder "Shut up" -CJ LOL "Say CJ you gon crash the car again?" -Ryder "Fuck you Ryder" -CJ also "It's nation guard depot fool, weekend soldiers, ain't no match for Grove Street OG's." "Good afternoon Balla dope pushers, Grove Street OG's come to do damage [knocks his bat on a Balla high on crack.]" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Some of the stuff CJ says when carjacking someone. "At least you got jacked by a pro!" "You okay? I hope not!" "Now you can buy a new one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longpoke Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 (edited) "ye dey my ducats now" "how you drive if your blind" "I take dat paypa" Edited June 4, 2010 by Longpoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstaridols Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 (edited) mines when cj rams another car "my fucking car" catalyna-"tiny balls idiota" smoke-"crap your ass" coward ped-"what you doin ma wheel" my 50th post now i am a half member Edited August 14, 2010 by rockstaridols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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