Pheonix Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 My favorite is:: You OK, I hope not:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I have no idea.. But I generally like the sarcastic comments of CJ. But Ryders quite cool to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 When Cj says something ot Hernandez when he is about to die 'you an asshole to the end' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CroScorpion Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 When CJ says "Shit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAPlayer Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 My car! My f***in' car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuickDeath Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 CJ says this always (repeatedly) when he's having a date and the girl is talking some shit : ''Mhm.. yeah...'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 when he says "..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Shouldn't this be in the San Andreas section? When Cj says something ot Hernandez when he is about to die 'you an asshole to the end' That was Pulaski, not Nernandez, just pointing it out. When CJ says "Shit" Yeah, I always liked when he yelled that out when he crashed someone. I liked when CJ asked Cesar twice if the Pope shits in the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 From GTA SA:Motherf**k you -OG Loc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavenly_Blade Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 From GTA SA:Motherf**k you -OG Loc Yeah anything OG Loc says is a riot. Personally I like that " Does the pope shit in the woods?" quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 "Does the pope shit in the wood?" rules, and yes this should be in the SA section Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I think it`s:Hey Phil they`ve got your wife!!! -But I`m not married!!! -You are now-TO AMERICA --Vice City--- GTA III:My mother`s my sister or Yep,I`ve been drinking again GTA SA:Motherf**k you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Cj to burger shot guy - "LOC?, is he availiable for COH - MYOO - NI - KAY - SHAN?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surrealistic ArtSweet Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 actually, cj said: "loc, is he available for coh myoo ni cay shan" vice city: (just the five of us)"yeah, and i'm santa clause, now tidy your room" "a*shole!" (boomshine saigon)"lookout! charlie in the tree" sa: (when cj fall without parachute) "i hate gravityyyyyy!!!!" (cj talk to cesar) "does the pope shit in the woods?" (jethro) "does the polar bear shit in the woods?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CroScorpion Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 In mission when you need to steel the car from container ship and Cesar says "Ey, wracked car is no good to us." and CJ says "Ey, who drives you or me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corpse Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 There's a bunch of things all characters say, especially these ones... "OG-Loc, OG- Joke. That's more like it" (one of his girlfriends) "Car crashes are so erotic" (same girlfriend) "Keep talking, That's amazing, Oh really, Uhu uhu" (CJ when driving with his girlfriends) "I ain't insecure but tell me I'm the best, You should get paid for this, I love you girl, I hope you're girl" " (CJ when having some "Hot Coffee") Tha funniest conversation: Between CJ and Sweet talking about the British guy that jerks off all the time (Dr. Jerkov) And my favorite quote "I smoke 'cause it gives me knowledge" (a pedestrian) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roXas321 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 CJ says "you A*SHOLES" "MY CAR" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Here's my fave: "But I'm a gangsta rapper; it's my calling, homie!" - OG Loc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter88888 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 (edited) "Does the pope shit in the woods?" "Do polar bears shit in the woods?" "No, but they shit in the liquor tent." "You wearing body armor, Smoke?" (it's funny cause the armor's so stretched to fit Smoke) "She drives like a maniac, holmes!" (he says it in a funny way) "My mansion's awesome!" "I know, I've been there... I mean, seen it on TV" (I was literally Rolling On the Floor Laughing then) and one from Vice City: "Hey Tim, they've got your wife!' "But I'm not married!" "You are now - TO AMERICA!" (I've heard that line a million times, but it's always so funny) Edited December 29, 2007 by hunter88888 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtafan5755 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 umm.... mine favorite phrase is the bird tony when he said "I hav'nt fuck anyone my life who had'nt it coming" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
san_andreas_junior666 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 cj:"ahh,asshole my shit","Roller coaster,uh uh uh","i love shootin' people,with camera","ahh,look at all this paper", ryder:"i told you he was a busta"(all ryder phrases is cool n gangsta) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 CJ talking to Woozie - (something like)"I went swimming off Santa Maria when I was a kid & got a Condom stuck to my face. That kinda thing scars you." just before he sneaks onto the cargo ship in SF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter88888 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 CJ talking to Woozie - (something like)"I went swimming off Santa Maria when I was a kid & got a Condom stuck to my face.That kinda thing scars you." just before he sneaks onto the cargo ship in SF. That's some funny *ss sh*t. Before that Woozie says he can't swim, but actually on his first mission in SF if you crash your car in the water he'll swim... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carloso Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Well My Favorit is "Oh look a Gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cobra Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 some of my fav phrases are: "ah, for fuck sake!" "you complete fuckin' moron!" "my car, my fuckin' car!!" "my ride, fool!" i love them ones......and many others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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