Sure, I would fucking love to have a staff member whose username is anus that would be so epic.
To become an administrator, simply send an email to me with the following details:
First Name
Middle Name (if you have one)
Last Name
Mother's maiden name
Your NIN/SSN
Credit card number and CC2
Name of your first school
Name of your best childhood friend
Favourite teacher
Favourite colour
Pets names
Date of Birth
The full address of your current house
You don't have to give all of them, but the more you give the better your chance of becoming admin. We need all of these details to employ you.