Spaz The Great

Ya.Not readt for babies yet. Ummm....... That really isn't much related.... You don't have to have sex multiple times with a condom to prevent pregnancy O.o..... Infact, I think if you LIMIT it to ONE time with a condom, you have a better chance of not getting pregnant o.o.... Y'know, since condoms can still malfunction, and the more sex you have the more you're risking it.

I drive my mom's Ford Escape. It's a slightly smaller SUV. I use it to go to Universal, my girlfriend's house, my daughter's house, etc. Does this make me a dumbass? Quite frankly, I like it, myself. It isn't too big, but it's big enough to make driving it slightly easier. And it also has balls for a small truck.

YOU READ HIS TOPIC YOU DICKHEAD. He stated multiple times that it wasn't 100% fact that Tommy was in the game. Also, GTA SA predicted LCS, as it was the next game out.... Not GTA 4.

Ummmm, you never proved him wrong. His Tommy in VCS theory was his OPINION, and opinions can't be proven wrong. His radio theory simply states that the next location is hinted at on the radio. Every time it has been true.

We know you aren't.... Everyone knows who the mods are..... Your "sikes" aren't really all that funny.... At all..... The radio theory really hasn't failed us yet, so unless better evidence suggesting otherwise comes along, I think it's a bit safe to go with it.

You weren't banned.... Also, along the lines of WTF we'll actually say, "That's a bunch of what, the, f***..... O.O". Most people know what WTF means.

I do feel like one of the only members here with any sexual activity going on >.>................ <.<.................. o.o.................... Anyways. I was in love with who is now my daughter. She's been my best friend since the day I met her. After hearing way too much about her irritating asshole father I decided I was her new dad. But yeah, I was madly in love with her, and we're still amazingly great friends.

Also, slightly related, DO NOT RESPOND TO THE BOT'S TOPICS.... It bumps the topics to the top, giving it more views, and they can't read your responses anyways. Report it, and leave the topic.

I've gone to her house so many times without any condoms...... Talk about long hard days....... One time SHE was reeeaallly turned on and it was actually rather adorable. That's when I just took them over and LEFT THEM THERE.

Hope my high wore off soon O.O WWYDI your high never went down?

By the person giving them one? A bot is just an auto-program. It does the exact same thing we're doing right now, only automatically. Those ARE bots, but not the ones we're talking about.

No, it defo wasn't too much. Condoms fill over time, you know...And well, when it gets full it's time for another one. GJ Spaz And considering how in one use it's full and definitely time for another one...... Yeah..... Never bank on using just one....

Things like "WTF", "ROFL", and shit like that have become actual words that I actually say. Okay, so you won't hear me sound out "RAWFUL" much in real life, but I do go, "W T F mate?" a lot.... Or just "W T F........ W..... T..... F.........." We also use, "Well that's a whole bunch of W T F".

Am I the only one who uses full punctuation, grammar, spelling, and caps no matter where I'm typing? Message boards, IMs, chats, texting, video game on-screen keyboard, etc......... I just always do.

...... And I'm quite certain if your sex lasts 24 hours you might want to get checked out because that isn't entirely normal....

You seriously think you'll be here when I die?

No, it actually just looks n00bish......

Use The Quote Button, i think it will help alot to other members..... Yes, well thats the same, Reporting It to them is like a Private Message, Some Members do that, they are obvisously n00bs that think forums are like a playground. Not really, it's actually different here. Instead of every moderator getting the same PM, it's like a control panel, where the moderators can check the reports, and it becomes less confusing and less frustrating. Atleast I remember Chris implementing that.

Credit cards are for using your money without withdrawing it from the bank. You earn more interest on your money, also. But as a downfall, you pay more interest for using it. They are not currently working right now, as for as my knowledge goes. DO NOT BUY THEM.

Only because of stupid people who can't read me repeating myself over and over again that UFOs are not aliens...... Yes, an alien aircraft would be a UFO, but that doesn't mean "UFO" means alien....

I'm stuck up because I showed you the flaw in your logic? Hmmm, okay. Whatever makes you happy. Lmao you make me laugh look at you kissin his ass? he's a mod that makes him special does it? just proves he has to much spare time I pitty him. I dont care if he is a mod or god himself he is a stuckup twat the worse he can do is ban me and as I have a social life something you and your boyfriend spazz know nothing about I really dont really care. First off, genius, I'm not a mod, haven't been in a while, either. Second off, being a mod would make me no different than being a member. Not time-wise, atleast. So how would being a mod mean I have too much time? Pity me? Ha. Good one. I have no social life? Uh-huh..... That's why I just spent Thursday-Sunday at a social event, right? With my girlfriend, who doesn't even go to this forum.... We don't take the internet seriously. We just like to be able to relax and comfortably read the lame insults thrown at us.

I've been here three years. A year is nothing. I'll spend a year doing something, look back, and THEN realise it has been a year.

Nonononono.... A three pack.... As in three condoms. We couldn't have used three whole packs.... Not that much time.... We stuffed a bra to make the boobs. I'll post pictures when I get them.

So yeah, a lot of sex-related discussion going on, so I'll add in this and make you all jealous. In a period of about 24 hours we went through a 3-pack of condoms.... That's because we didn't feel like buying more..... Or trust me, we would've went through another 3-pack..... On top of that, on Saturday I was slave.boy again and did my best cross-dress yet. We even gave me boobs. Guys were checking me out all day and we were constantly being referred to as "ladies"((me, my girlfriend, and her friend)), and I was called ma'am a few times. God this weekend was so much fun.

Wow you're English is horrid. What is your native language, by the way? And I do believe it is Unidentified Flying Object? Which, AGAIN, IS NOT "ALIEN"!!!