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Spaz The Great

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  1. Pyronicsopsis..... Sounds like a disease. Only veterans will understand why I said Pyronicsopsis. Uh, but seriously.... Um..... Drunken-Pyro? Oh oh oh! How about Pyro Fusion? Pyro-gasm? Pyrorgasm?
  2. LMAO, that was funny. I don't know all the words to Just Lose It though...... Poor you, you fell in an ass. I have a few on my desktop, here's another one: As I was meandering nastily down the skerry one fine summer's month, the most obnoxious, wet little girl sarcastically touched me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, caressing my big penis at him accidentally, "That was terribly hard of you. I demand an apology." The little girl sucked at me hornily and touched me again, this time with both vaginas. "Excuse me!" I said, this time more meanly. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to kiss you. You're a very horny little girl, I must say." "I can't stop," the little girl said greedily. "You see, my mother was a prostitute, my father was hot, and the trauma was just too much. I'm sexy as an aardvark, I'm shaved to say." At hearing his big story, I felt for him. But I shot the tight slut anyway and moved on. This has to be my favorite one of all of mine. "I'm as sexy as an aardvark".
  3. Do you know what a web tale is? Well, they are alot of fun. You are given a bunch of blank lines, and a different part of speech next to each blank. You have to fill in the blanks with words that are that part of speech. Then your words are used in a story. Google the words 'wacky web tales' or 'mad libs'. Then post your stories here. One morning, I woke up feeling very blue. I got out of bed and moved down the stairs. I went to the kitchen to tell my mom. She was drinking her vodka and eating her morning french fry. "Mom, I feel little." "Well, Ginger Pubes, you look positively red!" She told me to creep back to bed. Later that morning she came up with some french fry soup. She made me drink it all. Then she took my temperature. The thermometer read 93848220485765829. She was so shocked that she took me straight to Dr. car's office. He said that I needed to take a daily dose of banana pills. I was amazed! 3 days later, I woke up feeling much better. I cut down the stairs, but tripped and broke my penis.
  4. I name two objects, you choose one of the objects, and make a new This or That? Understood? Good. Vodka or French Fries?
  5. No, she just kinda came back by herself. Remember I said I knew a girl but she didn't like GTA? Yes, we are tied..... If GingerPubes will come back and vote. Or the rest of the members.
  6. Well, can you play with a cracked version of the game?
  7. I don't think so. Personally I believe he is just made up, mostly cause you can change how he looks so much. BTW I voted Tommy.
  8. NOOO! The second map from 2! I loved the second map, it had the Furori. And the scientists and Ziabatsu!
  9. I've seen a very similar bike before. I do believe someone has made it. And I think they made it for GTA3, too.
  10. Considering how the topic says "Official Screen Capture Thread" or something like that. Yes. It would be ok. I want to start submitting POW's. I'm part of SAPP!
  11. Why? Do they look like they spell out a word?-looks closely trying to read a word in there-
  12. She won't enter it.... I don't think. I'm surprised she came back. Thanks Kiku!
  13. Ewww... I wish I could've replied too Intel... or Pentium.... How about I clean this up some...... Headache
  14. You have to complete the valet missions. Then it appears in your closet thing.
  15. Peice of FUCKIN' SHIT! That stupid offer I did is being a bitch so I decided to go ahead and try the BLockbuster one. It says I NEED a damn promotional code. HOW AM I SPOSE TO USE A CODE I DON'T HAVE!?!?
  16. I was originally getting the silver mini, then I decided I wanted space over looks. So I switched too the 20 gig.
  17. I just ordered the PSP, I didn't specify which package((there's only two, right?)). Standard and Value?
  18. What do you mean raped? I used Photoshop for all my stuff.
  19. I'd probably make a crayola crayon like this: []CRAYOLA[]>
  20. My Free IPOD sig? Oh. I already have double the amount of people I need to register, so I don't care anyways.
  21. Hey, I have those photoshop skizzizizizizizizizizlies too. Here's one of my older sigs. Another older one. A sig I've never used before. My absolute most greatestest work of art. There's also more stuff in my sig!
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