Didn't want to bump this, but quoting Chris:
And mine.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 16m
You: 14f
Stranger: =] horny ?
You: howdya now?
You: cant stop thinking about it
Stranger: should i help you ?
You: how can u help me?
Stranger: Wanna cyber ?
You: well wut r we doing now, silly?
Stranger: so what are you wearing cutie ?
Stranger: should i help you ?
You: my pjs
You:
You: theyre pink
You: my parents r asleep
You: its naughy time 4 me
Stranger: =] then i'll remove your pjs
You: z z z
You: how big is ur cawk?
Stranger: And slowly touch, lick, suck and bite your nipples
Stranger: Getting bigger hottie
You: im a virgin u know
You: but i touch myself down there
You: all of the time
You: would u like to touch my pussy?
Stranger: Are you touching yourself ?
You: yeah, and ur missing out on all the fun
You: u?
You: r u touching urself rite nau
Stranger: Imagine me fingering you
Stranger: Then licking you until you cum
You: typing with 1 hand nau
You: ooooooooooh
You: stroke ur cock for me big boy
You: r u strocking?
Stranger: Yes
You: do u wish to experience a lightning orgasm rite nau?
Stranger: Yes!!!
You: fine, you asked for it
You: PIKACHU, ELECTRIC BOLT, GO!
Stranger: What the fuck?