Steven

o.O I gotta star saving up. *runs and sells limonade* Thats awesome, but i wonder what it shall be called ? hmmm

Which data files? anyways go on the main site and look for the downlaods page. Go to San Andreas then tools then get the tool you need.

Yea that one cracked me up. About the speeding one, i might try to pull that off one day

TOP 5 SMART ASS ANSWERS FOR 2004... (according to Reader's Digest) WARNING: tHE FOLOWING SMART ASS ANSWERS ARE SO SMART ASS THAT THERE SO FUNNY THAT THERE SMART ASS. IF YOU DIDN'T GET THIS DON'T BE WORRIED BECAUSE I DON'T GET ANYTHING I TYPE. [/trying-to-be-funny] Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said,"Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." Smart Ass Answer #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Smart Ass Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Smart Ass Answer #2: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." AND NOW........FOR THE.......... #1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2004.... A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

lol you got that off of Cheppeles show.

ok stop, this is getting off topic. Please keep it real.( ) real guns YOU OWN! Got it?

pffft. Who doesn't have those wepons, I mean , like those are way out of date. ^ now that my friend is revolutionary.

hehe. Nice Dave. Its on my christmas wish list ^

Sabin please do not double post. Na fo real i have 2 BB guns ( i think there was another topic about this ) a pistol and a rifle. Both are pump, well the pistol is like a real gun, you puul the shaft of the gun back then release. ( that sounded perverted, didn't mean it that way) Anywayz thats what i have at the moment. I'll try to get some pics up later.

Yea a lot of poeple don't know this. Its a pretty good hint if your dying to get a 100% completion. That sucks. Is the scratch deep? If its not you could repair it, or just buy a new or used game disc

Wich holidays, well for the people in the U.S. we have Thanksgiving and the Christmas holidays. For both of em im staying home. Maby go sking during the holidays too. I dunno. If you haven't guessed yet i live in the U.S.

yeeeeaa, thats my baby. I was just testing it outside. I need to get more bullets later. I joke around and shoot cars. hahahaha ()

Claude speed is the uglest. Therefore thats I voted for.

well kinda. Tutorails and brushes.

Yea its kinda of an optical ollusion. Hey i got a new avatar also plz rate it.

I've made an awesomer sig

I finished another sig. I edited the post so i don't make two topics. I put some cool effects and it looks kool. Plz rate 1-10.

Ha, Pretty funny. I liked the Invisible glass the most. Even though that happend to me once..... or twice... ok maby a couple of times

1.yes the blue bar stands for armor. 2.umm i don't kno ( see what muze said ) 3.That takes off a wanted star off ur HUD. 4.Welocme to The Gta Place and I hope you enjoy your stay!

shouldn't this go in the General Gaming

ummm.... Why is this in the Music & Entertainment topic. I belive u miss interpreated by when it said entertainment. It means like TV, Movies. This topic should go in Forum Fun & Games. Mod please move this.

HOUSTON BABY!!!!!! Yes i do live in Texas. ( I always wanted this city location.)

Happy birthday, Adriaan. Hope you have a good birthday!

umm..... its prob ur internet or internet browser. I have no problem.

Please do not double post.^ I will update my stats as soon as I get back from my soccer game.**