Yeah, well I'm not that into rapping, but I think it's fucking epic when it's made funny.
Here we go...
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Gonna rape your mom
Shove a gun up her bum
and blow her fanny right to motherfucking kingdom come!
Yo ni**a ni**a, life is hard for us
But as long as I be smackin my bitches
I'll be rappin all the way to massive football pitches!
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Got a bit lazy at the end.
It was just an example.
Sure you guys could do a lot better, so post away...