Lazlow- Enough! Enough with the personal size or grooming or the shaving
or the growing and the thing. Let's talk about Politics or Public Safety or
Dormitron Bondagers. Or something interesting! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS TOWN!
You're sick! You know this kind of rubbish never happened to me back in the 80s,
the 90s are crap! D-Do you agree line one?
7yr Old- How should I know I'm seven.
Lazlow- Y-You are?
7yr Old- Yeah, I'm a big fan of yours. I love the show. Yeah, when I grow up
I wanna be a witty radio host, with a made-up name.
Lazlow- Aren't you a little young to be listening to this show?
7yr Old- No, my mom lets me listen all day 'cause she
works real hard and needs long baths.
Lazlow- Why's that?
7yr Old- I don't know. After her tennis lessons she's always screaming from her room about what a dirty girl she is.
Lazlow- Heh, Oookay
7yr Old- Lazlow, do you know what F**k me harder means?
Lazlow- Wh-Whoa-ho, uh dude don't drop the f-bomb. Uh, yeah I mean, of course
I know what that means.
7yr Old- I thought so. I knew I learned it from somewhere.
My mom heard me say it, and I wasn't sure if it was something
I heard her tennis coach say, or something that you said on the radio.
I said it was probably you.
Lazlow- Hey it wasn't me, this is a show sanitized for your entertainment.
7yr Old- So, now your being sued. For a hundred and fifty million!
You're going to be on welfare, HA HA!
Lazlow- Gee, thanks
7yr Old- I LOVE YOU LAZLOW!
Lazlow- Ugh, lets take a break. God I love this town.