Vercetti Thug

OMG!!!!!! PICK ME PICK ME!!!! PICK ME!!!! OH OH OHHHH!!!-raises hand- CALL ON ME!!!

I just looked down where it said the members on right now, and it says 307 guests and about 21 members. Is this a glitch or are there really 307 people looking at the forums without signing up?

PikaaaaaaCHUUUUUU!!!!!!

Ah dude you forgot two gangs: The Dragons The Sharks They are those punk kids in the mall and Prawn Island, they either have a shark on their back or a dragon

Umm yeah Dark lord took those exact words out of my typing hands

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how do you know? Are you working with the cops to find out?

K-Chat is awesome! its so funny.

V rocks arch enemy: Z-Rock- Zebra Rock!

(The following is a radio advertisement on Vice City's radio stations) Are you tired of dad? "Dad, noone wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!" Are you tired of mom? "Hi angel, do you want to read a book or go outside?" "NO!" DEGANAAATROOOONNNN!!!! The excitement of video games comes to your living room! Features three exciting games! Now I cant remember the rest

So the weather's nice...in Vegas...I guess. I dont really check but its like always hot over there. Except you know..at night. Kinda. Umm...lets just make a new topic to talk about k?

The Organization: Ch.4 - Old Yeller Pre Mission Requirements: Pick your own selection of weapons. Get a fast car. Go to the Junkyard. (Bodyguards are allowed) Tommy walks into the Junkyard, there is Mr. Blue waiting for him. "Ah, Mr. Teal, always with the fashionable, unshaved appearance." "Yeah yeah, look, how are we supposed to kill the Boss if we don't know when he's coming? "Oh but we do, Mr. Green got in contact with a source on the inside of the Boss's bodyguard system. It seems he hired some punkish young man from Liberty or San Andreas that had good reputation, but questionable loyalty issues." "How do we know the guy isn't just checking for people killing his employer?" "We don't. So Mr. Green has kindly offered to only reveal his involvement, our identities are safe in the event of a complication. I know this because I planted a tape device and used a sattelite to watch and hear the deal myself." "Sattelites?" "I am a very powerful man Mr. Teal. I don't really much care for more power actually." "So why the plot of you know, killing your big bad boss?" "The excitement. I had to stop taking Hit jobs from the Mafia Don because I became too important. It's been a very boring life, I haven't been able to so much as touch a gun since this all started. But I have to be honest with you Tommy, we're not going to share the leader's spot. I bet in fact you're plotting against me right now." "So c'mon, pick up a gun and we'll fight like civilized criminals." "Ah wait, before you do anything you regret my friend, you might want to know, Mr. Green and I have no wish for the leader's spot. It's Mr. Yellow's spot we want." "What? Excuse me, you just want to stay a member after all this?" "Oh no Mr. Teal I will be honest again, the leader spot is the hardest spot of them all, the concealing identity while feverishly looking out for cops and trying to hide all evidence of drug deals or hit contracts. I do not know how he sleeps at night. Mr. Yellow on the other hand has a nice comfy spot at his side, only being a nice little secretary. You are a natural born leader. As for me and Mr. Green, we prefer the leader's side. I started out as a hitman at the mafia man's side, and Green started as a lowly Drug supplier. Look where we are now." "Ok you've made your point, and I think I actually believe you." "Good so there will be no...ah how do you say..stab in the back involved here?" "Right now, can we get to business? What's the job for me?" "Alright my friend, Mr. Green will have to stay away from Vice City so he will have an alibi for the plan. So it's up to us now, and we will have to be careful in this assignment. Now, Mr. Green's source tells us that Mr. Yellow has flown into Vice City, and is using a rented Washington to drive around. I suspect he is in Ocean Beach, scouting out your room in the Ocean View Hotel. He does know about my sattelite use, so he is being very careful to hide his face. I have no idea where exactly he is, so he may be on Starfish Island or Washington Beach, look there too if you cannot locate him. Once you've found him, take him out of the car, then get in the car. Make him come in the car after you (use HOPINGIRL cheat on PC). Drive him to ah...haha...under the Skumole SHACK or near it. Do you get it?" "Yeah yeah, Old Yeller, shack, I get it. "Then kill him, the boss is in town tommorow." Objectives: (THESE MUST BE READ FOR THIS MISSION SPECIFICALLY!) Go to Ocean Beach, Washington Beach, or Starfish Island and look near your safehouses there for a Washington with a man in it. Once you have, type in two wanted level cheats in a row or work up at least four stars (This simulates that Mr. Yellow has called the cops to help protect himself). Take him out of the car then, and get in the car. Make him get in with the HOPINGIRL cheat. Drive him to or near the Skumole shack, working up 5 stars however way you can. Take him out again, then kill him. Then take the car to 8-ball's and drive it to the Boatyard. Drive it straight into the water with you getting out at the last second, then detonate the car. Lose the cops at any Pay N Spray besides the one in Vice Port and go back to the Junkyard. Mission Complete.

Umm I dont know what game we playin but Flash FM?

Ohh lol ...so umm what do we talk about now?

Whaz the random classics means?

What's a habit?

K-Chat The station where we talk, and never shut up...(that was probly the old motto)

Heres anotherrr little thing one wouldnt notice, you put up this _ thing between my name, when its not there in my name. Haha keep them comin lance, this is getting fun

this guy sees dead people. His name is Susan. (I r the random mastah!!)

oh well see there you go again

OHH!!! I get it. Elric L-Ric Really clever dude, noone would see that FMA reference (umm except for the avatar lol) My name...Uhh...Vercetti...umm....Thug... not much more complicated than that

I am ashamed at you people, sending a picture of a genital for dollars. ...WAIT! THAT much money? How many images you want? (This is a Joke post!!!)

Ouch. There's Lance dissing one of Vercetti's thugs again (Cop Land) LOL I JUST POINTED OUT ANOTHER LITTLE THING!!!

WATCH OUT! CHARLIE IN THE TREELINE!

There are some little game things you might never realize or notice, for example B.J Smith's team was the Vice City Mamba's. For those who don't know, mambas are snakes. But one would never care. Can you think of anything else?