Vercetti Thug

Are you serious? How could they not know how it SMELLED?

No, both

WOah Really???

Wow. I sure aint getting this game. What is it like 50 bucks? No thanks Ill stick to low graphic chaos causing Vice City

Both are hard. Plus, did you know that you can get a revenue at Pole Position to? You just have to pay 600 dollars worth of watching that ugly stripper in the room. its disgusting.

The Organization: Ch.9 - Undercover Pre-Mission Requirements: Get into a four person car. You may only bring a Nightstick (Police melee weapon), a Colt, an Uzi, and GET REMOTE MINES. Drive to the Ocean View Hotel and park your car outside. Go in. The Mission: Tommy walks into his room. There is a man pacing back and forth inside. "Hey, who the hell are you?" "Oh my GOD! Phew, wow! Your alive! Oh uh umm, im sorry sir, I am the uhh replacement Mr. Yellow." "You seem a bit nervous to be in a big time crime syndicate..." "Ah oh well, after what happened at the estate...ah umm, anyway, I am a well connected arms trader, and I am low profile, which helps me uhh, you know, keep my cover." "Well then, where's everyone else? How'd you know I would come here?" "Mrs. Violet suggested that we, you know, split up and go to your different establishments. Black went to the Print Works, Violet went to the Malibu Club, and White went to the uhh...I think Kaufman's Cabs." "Call them and tell them all to meet up at the Malibu Club as soon as the sun hits the ground." "Ok, YES, I will do that." "Seriously, are you related to Ken Rosenburg or somethign? You could be his freaking twin" "Ah who?" "Ok shut up. Guess I gotta make the plan this time..." "And im sure it'll be great, cause you are so good at what you do and...ok shutting up." "Hmm...well Fort Baxter is a smoking pile of ruins, and the Army needs to reestablish itself. There will be lots of investigations and tracking done, but they won't find anything. I left no tracks, except a big blown up helicopter with my handprints on it. The VCPD will be a problem though. The FBI and S.W.A.T are working their asses off trying to find the members of the Organization. I got a call from Mr. Blue, who's currently using his last remaining limb. He said that Green and Red were moved, all the stashes were taken, including the drug stash, the Maverick and the limo were taken away, and the rest of the place was sanitized, so we won't get any trouble from the Estate. Still, they know that Tommy Vercetti is behind all this, and they'll find this room soon. Call Blue and tell him to send some guys to sanitize this place as well." "Yesss sir." "Before we can make our getaway, I need to say my goodbyes and secure some items. I need to hire managers to take care of my businesses, I need to cripple the VCPD, get some weaponry from Phil Cassidy, and sever my connections in Vice City, apart from my businesses. Call Violet and tell her to hire the managers and sever my connections." "Done, done, and done. Uhh umm, what will you be doing first?" "Guess." Objectives: Get a police uniform and car, then equip your nightstick. Patrol the streets until you find a cop chasing a criminal. Exit the car, and take the criminal out. Get into your vehicle and use the HOPINGIRL cheat for the PC to make the cop come into your car, he will think your driving him back to base. Take him to the beach area and kill him where there are no sunbathers in sight. (Pretend) That you take his I.D card, and go back to Washington's Police station. Plant a remote mine inside each office and bomb the building. Exit the building and head to the Vice Point chopper checkpoiny and get into the Sparrow. Park the chopper on Hyman Condo and grab your Sniper from the top of the building. Snipe down 10 cops to clear the coast, then take the following vehicles to the parking lot of the Hyman Memorial Staduim for transport away from Vice City: 1. An F.B.I Washington 2. A Maverick 3. A Hunter 4. A S.W.A.T Enforcer 5. An Infernus Finally, go to Phil's Place, and buy five pickups of Colt M60 (The gun used in the Phnom Penh 90' mission). To complete the mission, check in to Apartment 3C (If you don't know what this is, contact me) Ways to fail: Get Busted Get Wasted Cheat when not asked to Do not follow orders exactly.

Maybe I shouldnt have said Graphic, maybe I should have said sig

Wow. All these ppl who have 1 or 4 posts have come to this site just to post the badness of GTA IV. i was thinking of getting it, but now that I seen this, its just ridiculous.

Or if you mean the Hunter which is greenish, you get it by either collecting a hundred packages or beating the game and jacking it from Fort Baxter.

YEah, MY VC MP isnt working either, says mss32.dll file cannot be found.

If anyone is willing, id like a simple graphic: One of Tommy Vercetti's men close upped to the face. Should be simple to get off of google images. I want it to be a significant sig size, more width than height, and I want the word Thug stand out to the bottom right or left of the image. Can't get any more specific than that dude.

JUst as I feared. Goldeneye 007. Infamous for fighting LoZ Oot for the charts! umm Hello BANJO KAZOOIE EVERYONE?!

That is insanely retarted beyond words. I mean, we already got people dressing up in Harry Potter robes and WoW characters, and waving lightsabers around, and now this?

The Organization: Ch.8 - Backstabber Pre-Mission Requirements: Get a full arsenal. Park a fast car in the Vercetti Estate garage. Go inside the estate. The Mission: Tommy walks into the estate and sees a slaughter. The Vercetti gang members in dozens are dead all over the floor. Among them is Mr. Blue and Mr. Red. Mr. Blue is still moving. "What the HELL happened here? F***!" (Mr. Blue) "Double cross. They came in numbers. Ahh...my head." (Tommy) "Easy, easy. First we got to get you to a doctor." (Mr. Blue) "No matter, I will survive. I was not wounded anywhere vital. Though I may never use my limbs again." (Tommy) "Who's the asshole who double crossed us? Green?" (Mr. Blue) "Alas, Mr. Green is one of the corpses in your office. Violet, Black, and the newly arrived White escaped. The new recruit, taking Mr. Yellow's name, got away as well. The attackers went after them. I do believe half your gang managed to escape via Maverick and Sea Sparrow, and of course a good portion of running." (Tommy) "Hell broke loose and I wasn't here for it? Red and Green are dead, and the rest of us are in danger. It's just you and me now, and your in no condition to fight. Now who was the prick?" (Mr. Blue) "It wasn't anyone glamarous. It was Mrs. Violet's "secretary". The man passed information to the FBI and the Army. He would have been rewarded substantially, but Mrs. Violet found him out right after the leak. She killed him, and came down to warn us. She also saved my life, managing to shoot the guy about to shot me. It did look like I was dead though, because the shot missed and hit the ground next to me. I was lucky, depsite the bullet wounds in my legs. What we need to do now is save everyone else, and to do that, we need to destroy the Army so publicly and so efficiently that it will be legend." (Tommy) "Right, cause we don't know where the members are hiding?" (Mr. Blue) "That, and I really want those bastards to pay. There might be some survivors in the Vercetti Estate to help you. For now, I must take leave before the police come to scout this area more thoroughly. This Estate is now dangerous to the Organization and yourself. I called my men to come here as quick as possible, they are in Vice City. They will remove everything from the estate and sanitate it from legal troubles as well as they can. They are coming in trucks you see. Needless to say, you must turn invisible forever after this. You will probably have to leave Vice City soon. The Organization will survive and live on." (Tommy) "To hell with everything that's happened!, I ain't leaving Vice City. I'm going to destroy the Army, the FBI, the CIA, the VCPD, my mother, everyone that gets in MY way is going down." (Mr. Blue) "Fool. You can't do all that. The law is stronger than the greatest criminal, and the Organization has been compromised. The law will hunt us my friend, and we will run from it. Either that, or you must be removed to improve the efficiency of our agency." (Tommy) "Damn. DAMN! If you were anyone else, I would have shot you. Because I respect you, I ain't gonna. I think I hear the trucks coming. I'm going to make sure Red and Green didn't die for nothing. Stay alive." Objectives: Pick up two bodyguards, and get a Hunter from Ocean Beach's helipad. If you haven't got 100 packages, get one from Fort Baxter. The bodyguards will help you if you need to go to Fort Baxter and will be available later on. Head to Fort Baxter if you stole the Hunter from the Ocean Beach pad. Fire missiles five times each on the towers, twice for the hangar, three times for the buildings, one for the obstacle course, and one for the entrance and the tents. You are now out of missiles, so you must use your Hunter minigun to fight. Shoot 30 Army troops, and destroy any S.W.A.T or FBI that come near Fort Baxter. Once with six stars, shoot 10 Barracks OL's, with the minigun. Now head to Little Havana and fire on the police cars parked in front of the VCPD there. Go to Downtown and destroy the police car parked next to the building, and then the Police Maverick on the helipad. Have a dog fight with a flying Police Maverick after doing so, still only using your minigun. You will win, but then the Hunter must land because of the smoke coming out of it (pretend if its not smoking). Get to Vercetti Estate and pick up one or two bodyguards. Go to the fast car parked in the garage, and head to the remaining VCPD's in Vice City. Destroy all cars parked there. You do not need to stay in the fast car. Ways to fail: Get Wasted Get Busted Cheat Do not meet destruction quotas Do not follow all direction.

First one Would you rather: Watch a Disney Channel movie rerun every time you turn the TV on OR Cut yourself?

It may be that the game is put on wrong controls, or maybe its set to joystick or something.

I found this article on MSN. It says she might turn into the next Lohan and Spears. I think she probably will. Who's minding Miley? Will tween queen's reputation, $1B franchise take a hit after photo saga? Forbes.com staff Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old star of Disney's Hannah Montana juggernaut, is the latest tween sensation to threaten her innocent reputation -- and give her parent company a headache -- after posing for racy photos that appeared online this weekend. But the photos -- including one of Cyrus topless, clutching a blanket over her chest -- weren't taken by an amateur with an ax to grind. Instead, they were part of an Annie Leibovitz spread that will run in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair. Cyrus apologized to her fans and told People magazine that she "never intended for any of this to happen." In Pictures: Tween Sensations Courting Controversy More galleries on Forbes.com Eight Hot Kid Stars To Watch Celebrity Billionaires Top-Earning Young Superstars Most Overexposed Celebrities Intentional or not, fans -- and Disney -- better get used to it. Like the Olsen twins and other stars before her, Cyrus is clearly growing up. But her risqué transition from tween to teen risks alienating her core fan base, and their purse-holding parents. Some actors, such as Daniel Radcliffe, can pull it off. The star of the Harry Potter film series made waves last summer by performing nude in London's West End revival of Equus. The role helped establish him as an adult actor. Others, such as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, haven't fared as well. "This is a typical issue for kids transitioning into adulthood, that their image becomes more adult," says Laura Martin, a senior media analyst for Soleil Securities. She doesn't expect the photo flap to have a material impact on Disney's revenues, despite online griping from angry parents. "Her parents are in charge of managing her reputation and should edit her image more carefully," Martin says. Former Disney girls Lohan and Spears should have heeded that advice. Like Cyrus, both were once squeaky-clean Disney tweens. Yet by her late teens, Lohan tore that image to shreds, becoming a high-profile Hollywood party girl, adding car crashes, paparazzi battles and repeated rehab stints to her resume. Related: Is Miley turning into the next Britney? The "Mean Girls" star now draws weaker box-office crowds than she did prepublicity storm. Her campy 2007 thriller "I Know Who Killed Me" grossed a measly $7 million in the United States. Spears was the most famous Mousketeer since Annette Funicello when she released the single "... Baby One More Time" in October 1998.The video showed Spears, then 17, writhing in a provocative schoolgirl uniform. The album went diamond, selling 25 million copies worldwide. Spears' incendiary videos, lyrics and dances earned her comparisons to Madonna, while her next two albums also debuted at No. 1. For a while, Spears was one of the top-earning women in entertainment. Less than a decade later, she's better known for manic behavior, questionable parenting skills and substance abuse. Search for more on Miley View results for: Miley Cyrus controversyHannah MontanaMiley Cyrus concertWith Cyrus, the stakes are bigger. Tween-focused franchises such as "Hannah Montana" and "High School Musical" have become a major element of Disney's strategy, as it attempts to capture the 6- to 14-year-old set as they outgrow animation-focused children's programming. Revenue from Disney's parks and resorts, as well as its filmed entertainment, has slowed, and Cyrus provides content and a brand that can be cross-sold across different platforms, including TV, film, music and consumer products. Since her 2006 debut, Cyrus has had four DVDs, two CDs, video games, young adult novels and a sold-out concert tour. Her rock-concert documentary, "Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds," brought in $31 million in its opening weekend. This year, retail sales for the Hannah Montana franchise, which includes clothes, shoes, makeup and spa kits, is expected to reach $1 billion. "You have to be overly cautious with a brand like hers," says Howard Bragman, a public relations executive and the author of the upcoming "Where's My Fifteen Minutes?" "You don't want to risk upsetting the mothers." Bragman adds that, whereas the Vanity Fair photos aren't risqué, they're not appropriate for a brand that counts 4-year-olds among its die-hard followers. Even so, says Bragman, both Cyrus and Disney should survive unscathed. "It's a skinned knee, not a career-wrecker."

ok Favorite bike = PCJ Favorite helicopter: HUNTER BIOTCCCCH@

the second eww one Would you rather watch reruns of a Disney movie for 20 years while doing nothing else? Plus, a bathroom break every 2 days. For peeing. Three days for a shit dump. Or Touch Micheal Jackson in his favorite place

This'll make Unique Stunts a breeze

You cant spawn regular cars. Heres a few of the top of my head: THELASTRIDE: Romero's Hearse BETTERTHANWALKING: Caddy GETTHEREVERYFASTINDEED: Hotring Racer PANZER: Panzer And some others

Why does it have to be a car? Why not Helicopter or Motorcycle...? I guess it would be Cheetah

MTA is what?

You do know that guy is on a hook don't you? He's dead. I didn't notice the hook until someone told me though...he does look like 8-ball though

Ok dude, i gotta let you know I am getting sick of all these favorite character topics. Check first before making one, but I guess you wouldnt know. Just check next time. And Tommy owns