Vercetti Thug

Make sure you didn't select custom preferences when installing. Reinstall the program and Search Gta VICE City and delete all files. If you reinstall the disk, maybe it will work. But before you do that, if you have a two disk accomadating computer, you can get past the .exe screen by putting in BOTH the install disk and play disk.

The 2nd one Would you rather: Have sex with a picnic table OR Make love with the Cherry Popper Ice cream lady

I really dont know what I think. on one hand, what if her son got hurt, on the other, its a good test for independance, and not cuddling up with her kid baking cookies and telling him bedtime stories to make bad dreams go away.

The GTA characters. They just barely bite less Would you rather: Have a vagina on Tuesdays and Sundays and a Penis for Wednesdays and Thursdays and have a mixture every other day OR Die

I just found this article on MSN Would you let your fourth-grader ride public transportation without an adult? Probably not. Still, when Lenore Skenazy, a columnist for the New York Sun, wrote about letting her son take the subway alone to get back to her Manhattan home from a department store on the Upper East Side, she didn't expect to get hit with a tsunami of criticism from readers. "Long story short: My son got home, ecstatic with independence," Skenazy wrote on April 4 in the New York Sun. "Long story longer: Half the people I've told this episode to now want to turn me in for child abuse. As if keeping kids under lock and key and helmet and cell phone and nanny and surveillance is the right way to rear kids. It's not. It's debilitating—for us and for them." Online message boards were soon swarming with people both applauding and condemning Skenazy's decision to let her son go it alone. She wound up defending herself on the cable news networks (accompanied by her son) and on popular blogs like the Huffington Post, where her follow-up piece was ironically headlined "More From America's Worst Mom." The episode has ignited another one of those debates that divides parents into vocal opposing camps. Are modern parents needlessly overprotective, or is the world a more complicated and dangerous place than it was when previous generations were allowed to roam unsupervised? From the "she's an irresponsible mother" camp came: "Shame on you for being so cavalier with his safety," in comments on the Huffington Post. And there was this from a mother of four: "How would you have felt if he didn't come home?" But Skenazy got a lot of support, too, with women and men writing in with stories about how they were allowed to run errands all by themselves at seven or eight. She also got heaps of praise for bucking the "helicopter parent" trend: "Kudos to this Mom," one commenter wrote on the Huffington Post. "This is a much-needed reality check." Last week, buoyed by all the attention, Skenazy started her own blog—Free Range Kids—promoting the idea that modern children need some of the same independence that her generation had. In the good old days nine-year-old baby boomers rode their bikes to school, walked to the store, took buses—and even subways—all by themselves. Her blog, she says, is dedicated to sane parenting. "At Free Range Kids, we believe in safe kids. We believe in helmets, car seats and safety belts. We do NOT believe that every time school-age children go outside, they need a security detail."

Wouldnt it be nice if like say there was a GTA where you could go to the local airport (like Escobar International) pay a fee, and go to a totally different city! Like say Tommy hops on a plane when he's done with Sonny and goes to Liberty City and has missions there, it would be the ultimate GTA fan dream to fuse all the GTA into one giant world

thanks spider

My wha? Im sorry I could barely figure out where to put my VC MP, and it still doesnt work. (help with that anyone?) So im not really good with you know, files

And plus, the Ammu Nation in the Downtown doesnt work either. That leads me to believe somehow I triggered some form of gayglitchness.

Teh first one. Would you rather: Give a fat chick a sponge bath OR Die?

Eh her music sucked anyway. Btw did anyone wonder why a 15 year old would sing about love and shit if she's a virgin? Unlesssss..

Dude if her dad is letting her do this, than Billy Ray Cyrus isnt as innocent as he always looked.

Dragons are still, the Dragons you know? But thanks for the alliance thing Crypt

The Organization: Ch.7 - Aaaand....ACTION! Pre-Mission requirements: Get a full arsenal of weaponry. You may NOT use any extrene weaponry (Bazooka, Flamethrower, Minigun) during this mission. You may have one bodyguard for this mission. Go to Vercetti Estate. The Mission: Tommy Vercetti holds the hit list with all the names checked off except for one, and walks into Vercetti Estate. Mr. Red and a woman is waiting in the Bar room, chatting with the bodyguards. (Mr. Red) "Ah, as you see, there is a strange development, as you see from that list. But where are my manners? Mr. Teal, this is Racheal Wheeler, otherwise known as Mrs. Violet. Her name was leaked, you see." (Mrs. Violet speaks) "I am the intelligence mastermind behind the Organization. I have had government training in the C.I.A itself, but rest assured, I have long since proven myself a double agent on our side." (Tommy) "The C.I.A? Sounded like a great job, why'd you flip?" (Mrs. Violet) "Crime pays better." (Mr. Red) "Introductions aside, you may have noticed that Steve Scott is on your list. Until Mrs. Violet did some digging, I did not know that you were the boss of the Interglobal Film Studios." (Tommy) "So, when and how did he make the leak?" (Mr. Red) "Well you see, he discovered quite easily your illegal actions, not just the ones he gave you, but ones he himself spyed on. He led the cops to one of the deals you made on a shipment of ...ahh white gold, just before Mr. Green sought you out. Now that your no longer a simple international drug dealer, exposure would mean mass chaos to the Organization. In two hours, these bodyguards will leak to Steve Scott that you got a tip that the gangs on Prawn Island are having a major cocaine deal in the Boatyard's warehouse, they have been known to make deals like this. I am quite certain he will tell the police, and they will take Scott with them to the deal, protecting him, of course, to make sure Scott did not try anything. If he was right about the deal, he gets a nice, juicy paycheck. Let's give him a bullethole in the head instead." Objectives: READ THESE! Get to the Boatyard warehouse in two hours. You may bring along a Panzer (simulating that you are using the Panzer you got in Ch. 3. Use the PANZER cheat on PC to make this easier). Use the wanted level boost cheat to make four stars. Before the next game time hour is up, shoot five S.W.A.T vehicles, unless you get five stars before getting five S.W.A.T enforcers. After that game hour, destroy ten police vehicles, and when you get the tenth one, shoot one more FBI car, and you will discover Steve Scott was in that vehicle. Get into a boat and have a two hour chase through the waterways of Vice City. After the hours are done, head to the Hyman Memorial Stadium by boat, get out, and make your way to the Hyman Condo by foot. Grab your helicopter, and once inside, type in the LEAVEMEALONE cop losing cheat for the PC. Mission Complete. Ways to fail: Get busted Get wasted Cheat (Unless told to do so) Do not get all the time limits Do not meet all the vehicle destruction quotas

I still dont know who Pedobear is so ill take the first one. Would you rather: Rape your mom? Rape your dad? Rape your mom's sister? Rape your sister? Or die?

The Organization: Ch.6 - New Management Pre-Mission Requirements: Acquire a Sports car (Banshee, Infernus, Cheetah, or a Hotring Racer) and park it in the Vercetti Estate. Get any weapons you want, except you must have a Minigun and you must have Tear Gas (Or if you have PC like me), Molotov Cocktails. Walk into the Vercetti Estate. Make sure you have the money and the 100% game completion to hire bodyguards. The Mission: Tommy walks into his Estate. Mr. Blue, Green, and two other men are gathered there. Mr Blue speaks "Congratulations Mr. Teal, you've done it." (Tommy speals) "Hey how's your arm?" "Alas Mr. Teal, i'm afraid i'll never hold a gun again, the surgeon was quick to stop infection and take out the shrapnel, but the damage was done." (Mr. Green) "I had expected a death, not such a minor loss as this. I had expected Mr. Blue to do the job in fact." (Mr. Blue) "I did too, but Mr. Vercetti had other plans." (Mr. Green) "Back to business then. Let me introduce to the two people next to me. The one on the left is Mr. Red, he's in charge of our drug operations, along with myself. He does the deals, I deliver them. The other one is Mr. Black, our recruiter, Mr. Blue by the way, handles all the weapons that the Organization needs." (Tommy) "All right, this is what i'm talking about, complete control. How powerful are we?" (Mr. Black) "Mr. Teal, we are the very best crime organization in the United States, Japan, Russia, you name it. We are so careful and cunning...that people don't even know we're the best." (Tommy) "Just so I make it clear, if you come after me to get the Boss spot, I assure you I sleep with both eyes open and a loaded gun." (Mr. Red speaks with a foreign accent) "Our men does not have any wish to challenge the individual who defeated the leader of the Organization since it's birth. But it is wise to stay cautious." (Mr. Blue) "You know you can trust Mr. Green and myself to protect you don't you Mr. Teal?" (Tommy) "You, I trust. Mr. Green, I don't trust you. While Blue went and lost his arm and I nearly lost my life, you were in some hotel sitting on your ass watching whatever movie was on, sipping champagne in your blue silk pajamas thinking, 'I wouldn't want to be those guys'. I wouldn't be surprised if you leaked the assassination information to the Boss to get on his good side, not Yellow." (Mr. Green) "Very good observation, I was afraid you would question me. Be assured though, I did not leak this information. You can count on Blue and myself to protect you." (Tommy) "Protect me? I don't even know your names. Plus, that would mean a cripple and a possible snake is protecting me." (Mr. Red) "May we continue this another time? We have come here to talk business, not treason. Now, we have reason to believe that the people's on this list have given the VCPD on Washington Beach information about the Cocaine operation we're running. These people are not merely pedestrians who reported to the police, but members of the FBI undercover. They thought that they were spying on us, but we moniter our deals through our very own satellite's so we were watching them. We know who these people are through background checks from the faces we caught. Hell, we even caught one guy's badge sticking out. Some of these men are plainclothes, some work elsewhere in the Police Force. Be warned that if they are not taken out soon, we risk the imminent exposure of our Organization. Even the regular cops know these guys, so they'll increase their attempts to protect them by calling in the Army. The Army has been on high alert ever since the attempted and successful murder of dozens of men with guns and a very old man that stole an FBI Cheetah, but was killed with the rest of them - that would be Mr. Boss." (Tommy) "And you want me to do this? The Boss guy? Not to say that I haven't done much worse, but i'm too important now right?" (Mr.Red) "If you wish, Mr. Blue and Green could accompany you. Mr. Blue can still handle a Colt with his off arm." (Tommy) "No, i'll take Mr. Green. Time to see if he can live up to the new Organization's standards." (Mr. Green) "Uhh, Mr. Teal, I do not think he was serious." (Mr. Red) "Yes I was, prove your loyalty by going out in the field. Do half of what Mr. Blue did. If you should turn your gun on Mr. Teal, know that the Organization will fall apart with lack of leaders and Mr. Blue would most likely hire someone to take care of you. He tells me Tommy has assured him his life by distracting the Army from attacking him wholly. Objectives: Hire a bodyguard, this will be Mr. Green. If he should die during the mission, it will not affect the story. The mission is not failed if he dies. Go to the following locations and take out these people: Travis Wilson: Works at the Front Page Bar. Description: Black shades, blue swimsuit underwear. No shirt. If you cannot find him in an hour, shoot any man with a swimsuit on. Denise Kardina: Flies a seaplane with an advertisement on it over Vice City at day. At night, she walks on Ocean Beach dressed as a Hooker. Description: Black bra and only black articles of clothing on her body. If you take her out on day, you must use a Hunter to shoot her seaplane. Joe Walker: By day, he walks on Ocean Beach, chatting with random woman or sitting down next to one. Works at night at the FBI. Get five wanted stars if you take him out at night and kill four agents, then lose the cops. Description: His daywear is either a leather jacket, or a tight underwear swimsuit. At night, an FBI uniform and pants. ??????: Not found in any database. Suspected to hang around the VCPD in Little Havana. Possibly works inside the donut shop. Kill the clerk, and any five cops that come at you instantly - if the target wasn't the donut shop clerk, and was around the VCPD HQ, it would be those people. Description: Clerk wear or Police wear. Steve Scott: Skip this one. Works at Interglobal Film Studios as a Director. Description: Unavailable. Shin Choi: Works in the special Police forces. Is found in an FBI Cheetah at Daytime, at nightime his whereabouts are unknown. Description: Red-Headed. No other description. The S.W.A.T is on to you as soon as Shin Choi is killed, his partner sent a request for backup. Rack up four stars and avoid any S.W.A.T Enforcers from totalling your car. Do not fire on them, that would attract more attention, and to attract the high alert Army is to be avoided. If you get six stars, mission failed. Get to the Pay N' Spray at any place but Vice Port, and then go to 8-ball's to rig up your car. Destroy the car. If you can, keep Mr. Green with you at all times. Do not leave him behind unless he is dead. Mission Complete. Ways to fail: Get Busted Get Wasted Cheat Do not fill out all assassinations by three days game time. Get six stars after Shin Choi is killed. Do the list out of order.

See, I knew this topic would have choices that are sick, but one must be picked. I dont know who Pedobear is but the first one I guess Would you rather... Kill someone with your bare hands in front of a cop...who has a MINIGUN? Or Kill a little boy in front of Micheal Jackson? (HES GONNA KILL YOU FOR THAT MAN!!!)

Ouch Llama, harsh. I was kidding. Assassin u werent offended were you? Im just playing around with Lance besides, even though he is leaving out the Sharks and the Dragons...

Ok yes goood for you assassin very nice, but LANCE is forgettin two gangs!

Sometimes it just doesnt even load

TEH FIRST OEN!! TEH FIRST ONE!!!! Would you rather: Burn in hell? Or Get raped by Micheal Jackson, Kent Paul, and Lance Vance repeatedly? (If your a girl, then it would be Auntie Paulet, Mercedes, then one of those fat woman who wear bikinis out on Vice City's Beach. Eww.)

Another Glitch, I call this one the "Shooting Phone" glitch, can you guess what its about? This is for GTA Vice City Ok here's the requirements: You have some phone calls left in the game. You have a PC GTA Vice City. Your not afraid to use cheats You have a weapon equiped, not your fists. OK here's what you do, you simply pick up the phone when someone calls, and while the call is going on, type in a change character cheat (I used LOOKLIKELANCE) And the phone will hang at your side and you can now run. That's not all, if you click the fire button, the weapon that you assigned will fire straight out of the phone! Try the Flamethrower for a lot more fun (or the Phonethrower)

The first one Would you rather: Eat a cow raw only cutting into the cow with your bare hands Read all the Harry Potter books five times each in four days or else the world ends? OR Get a penis transplant?

Its there, just noones been any help

You have a very sick mind. The second one I guess...when im older. Would you rather: Get therapy with Dr. Phil? Burn in Hell? Or Rape your sister?