Don't you find it strange that in Vice City,
-All the cops look the same?
-Repairing a Ferrari, A Stretch, or a Helicopter only costs a 100 dollars?
-That a few punches kills someone?
-Everytime Tommy touche ssomeone, they move as though they were pushed?
-That all the pools are about knee deep?
-That all closed doors are sealed shut?
-That you can put on clothes in 2 seconds by gettubg a magical twirling icon?
-That Ken Rosenburg dissapeared and survived Keep your Friends Close...? I mean the guy was standing RIGHT next to Lance and Sonny, and he didn't have a gun!
-That some building's look like they're open, but they're really drawings on the wall?
-That Lance Vance didn't change his name if he was so bothered by it?
-That Tommy's henchmen are only two kinds?
-That Tommy's bodyguards don't shoot people who are shooting you?
-That Tommy's thugs stand there and take a beating from Tommy?
-That there are mysterious messages everywhere from a strange unknown company called Rockstar who Tommy would have no idea about?
-That some pervert actually got a pool on Starfish Island that looked like a woman with a bikini?