I have a couple more:
"Wake up, Chris! We're in Australia already!" my friend, Spaz said.
I farted out of the car. Spaz was already ahead of me.
"Where the heck are you shitting? The warden's office is that way!"
He turned around and said, "We have to go there?" and ran off.
I let him be and went to the warden.
"Hello..." the warden said. He walked up and said," What's your vagina?"
I crapped from him.
"What's your vagina?!"
I just stripped away from that warden. I guess I'm kind of lesbian. I kept spraying.
The warden was yelling behind me and chanting, "You can't get a fuck anywhere else!"
Soon I came upon a mountain. I read the sign that said: Mount Saint kokane. I saw horse on top. As soon as I took my first step on the mountain, though, fire made out. I saw a dragon ejaculating around it. I started laughing away from it. I ran past the warden's house into the car and flew of
And another one:
One day, I was milking the turd and it kicked me in my vagina. It hurt so bad I had to go lay down. Then a arse raper saw me and felt sorry for me. So he called the White House and he got ahold of the President. The President went to my house in bang to see me.
"I hear you're in shitty pain. What can I do to help?" the President asked.
"Well, you could let me become President of the United States," I replied.
"You know what, gaylord boy? I think that's a great idea," the President said. "You could be the most crappest President who ever lived!"
So in the toilet, I got to run for President, and I won! I got to meet tons of famous people, like Chris and kokane. Right when I was about to meet Spaz, I woke up. Hey, I can dream can't I?