Chris

Yeah it's just a viral achievement. Pretty much everyone gets it in their first online match now.

'Dans' does mean in, but in the sense of going inside something, usually. to say "in French" you just say "en français". Sorry just thought I'd correct that

WTF, it means that in England too. WTF did this guy actually mean? :/ From a shitty part up north yes. I prefer you when you're from Armenia or whatever WTF part of England has people saying that :| I lol'd at the translation though, which btw, I had to read otherwise I genuinely wouldn't have understood your post.

Lol that's so random. Those emails are legit but they charge shitloads for it. If no one buys it, they just let it drop, then you can buy it for a few dollars (normal price) from any domain registrar. No idea why you got that email though, that should have been sent to me since I own the domain, we have quite a few GTA domains actually but they all redirect to TGTAP... weird though.

Wow, seriously? You can't see that there are three sex jokes in that description alone? Getting wood = getting an erection whack off = masturbate 69 = sexual position None of this slang means anything to you? The first two are double entendres, wood meaning the baseball bat and an erection, whack meaning masturbate and hitting someone.

I've deleted the beta from my hard drive for now. Just can't be bothered to try it properly. I'll just wait til the second beta or maybe even the RC's before I try it again. Assuming they do the same sort of releases as they did for vista.

Fucking Sweden, and your awesome Internets

Here's an moon for San Andreas. Enjoy Add it to the first post if you like. I'll work on getting this in IV later. Haven't actually tried modding it yet.

Mug is used pretty much everywhere south of the Midlands in the UK, i.e. all the good parts of England

I fixed the border. I'm actually going to upload this.

Looks a bit shit. I'll need to replace the flare effect too I think so the border doesn't look all lame. I'll try and get in in IV after.

I bet the vast majority of people here have no idea where : awesome: actually comes from. Include this link in your topic for Internet newbies: http://driph.com/words/2008/04/origin-of-awesome/ Another link to add is ED since it has a massive gallery, site has many NSFW pages though, maybe one or two NSFW images in the gallery too but yeah: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Awesome IDEA: Fuck. Has anyone changed the moon in SA to the awesome smiley? If not then I'm doing it right now!

Gotta love the sex jokes!

But to be fair it doesn't tell you the weight of it. It must be heavy as fuck with all that armour which would explain the low mpg. Pretty fucking epic.

LOL squire. Blatantly some cockney twat from London, I haven't heard anyone use that for ages. You normally sound like a dick if you say that. Bleeding btw, is just an even more mild form of 'bloody'. You basically have to be from London to get away with using that to avoid sounding like a posh cunt. "Amico mio" just means "my friend"

Rockstar has released to the GTA fansites a new screenshot of Johnny from The Lost and Damned, and also the new achievements! Check them out below: Get Good Wood – 50G: In the Bike Races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat. Easy Rider – 100G: Finish The Story Full Chat – 70G: Your backup are riding at their best! The Lost Boy – 25G: All hail the leader of The Lost! One Percenter – 5G: Billy is back on his bike. More information, screens and videos will be released for TLAD on January 22 when gaming sites will be putting up their previews, so look out for updates on them. Thanks R*!

YouTube is not a respectable site to become popular on because it's not for talent it's for video views, and the videos are shit. I say don't do it.

LOL. Then TGTAP really would be a gay-haven. With us all showing off our flat hairy (forgot you guys are all underage :/) chests. It would be worth it though if women are nominated.

Rofl. Where do you get all these excellent walls from?

The various gaming websites are all publishing their new hands-on previews of Chinatown Wars tonight. Websites with previews up are: Kikizo IGN GamesRadar CVG GameDaily 1UP Total Video Games GamePlayer We've also updated our Chinatown Wars screenshot gallery and artwork page with all the newly released imagery.

Anyone see this on the second page?

The inventor of the dictionary and thesaurus, Gerard. I was gonna come up with some insanely awesome sentence using a shit ton of long words. But I couldn't.

Mans 1. Sherman (fuck you, you're gonna win anyway you sexy motherfucker ) 2. Ol' Dirty Bastard 3. Earthbound what? Guess I like Aussies EB: your facial hair got you ranked above Gerard or Dirty Harry this year, one of them would have got my 3rd spot otherwise Kitchen Staff OH NO I DIDN'T! .... Womans 1. g.b.a 2. YellowJacket 3. Rainbow Bear

Shit this is close but it's one award I'm actually looking like I could possibly win! I knew HV would bring me good luck I voted for Nate though, I've no idea why. The majority of nominees I like so yeah... was kinda random

Gerard, I hesitated to vote for. I hate the wall of texts he posts, and frequently disagree with him. But it's all good.