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F, it's Tommy 'The Nightmare' Smith that mentions them. [T/F] Besides Sprunk, the player can also drink beer and cola.
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Whatever, he's still an OG Joke. F, I say the main antagonist is Tenpenny. Complete the sentence: _e_ c_rj_c__d, _r g_t a b_a_in'! E_s_ _h_i_e, h_h? HINT: CJ, car, Jack Daniels, threat
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F, OG Joke is a fail. [T/F] The Triads are rivals with the Varrio Los Aztecas.
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I was close to the top, was just driving by, and saw it.Stopped and took a snapshot of it.
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Search on the internet.Google is your friend.
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Thank Alv, also, here's Ep. 5: Here you see the team's plans to get rich, and they meet someone new, but question is: is he a friend, or a foe? EP. 5 - The Job The next day, as soon as they got up, Ace went to the nearest weapon store, and waited for a truck of weapons to arrive.As soon as one arrived, and the driver and passenger got out to unload some crates, Ace got in the driver's seat, and speed up back to the base. Meanwhile, Jet went to a nearby bar, in which he found a map of California, in which most important buildings were.He decided to hit the Los Angeles National Bank.As no one was watching, he took down the map and hid it in his jacket.He then left the bar, but not before he drank one last beer. Back at the base, they were discussing over the plan. *Sam: First is first... Ace, here's the gun. *Ace: It's heavier isn't it? *Sam: I made it indestructible, because of the diamond armor. *Jet: Where did ya get diamond? *Sam: My ex's jewelries.Pretty expensive. *Ace: But it's cool! Oh yeah! *Tyrobali: Back to the subject guys! *Sam: Oh yeah, so... there is a small bank with lots of cash in LA.Plan is simple, take the Hexer, get in the bank, take all the cash, and make your way to Alhambra.There, Ace will be waiting for you next to a local store.Give him the money, and he'll take it here.Then, lose your heat. *Jet: Wait... so you're saying that, I just give him the money and leave? What if they arrest me? *Ace: Nothing to lose. *Jet: You asshole! *Sam: Don't forget, don't show your Vectronians. *Flazz: Yeah we'll be hidden. *Jet: So, you got the guns right? *Ace: Yeah I got a nice load.Plenty of Ks, shotguns, SMGs, and of course extra ammo for each. *Sam: I also prepared something for you.Since your element is fire... *Jet: Yeah flame bullets own! *Sam: Yeah... I got something for you.A glove. *Jet: A what... *Sam: It can burst into flames whenever you want.You can shoot fireballs, triple fireballs, eruptions, volcano, and what I like to call, Armageddon. *Jet: What's with the Armageddon? *Sam: It just sends meteors into a place. *Jet: Awesome! *Sam: Yep... don't ever use it. *Jet: Yeah you gotta destroy my fun. *Ace: Let's go! *Sam: Here are some radios.Good luck! Ace flew up towards Alhambra, while Jet took Hexer and went to Los Angeles.There, he parked Hexer behind the bank, and went inside.The bank was full with civilians, but that didn't stop Jet.He quickly took out his shotgun and shot the security camera. *Jet: No one move! *Woman: Aaah! Aaaaah! *Jet: Shut up! Hand over the cash! *Man: Don't hurt us! *Jet: Get the fuck outta here or I'll hurt ya! The cashier gave Jet the money, and as he was going out of the bank, he saw the police pointing their guns towards him.They opened fire, but Jet took cover before they hit him.He went for the back door, but it was locked.As more officers arrived and tried to get in through the front door, Jet quickly went towards the door and blocked it with some chairs.Jet was now pinned inside the bank. Meanwhile, in Alhambra district, Ace was behind the general store, wondering what is taking Jet so long. *Ace: Where is this guy? He should've been here already. *Jet(Radio): Ace, I got a problem! *Ace: Oh no... *Sam(Radio): Ace you better go help Jet. *Jet(Radio): Yeah he better do! *Ace: Alright... wait and don't kill anyone! *Jet(Radio): You should tell them too! *Ace: Shut up and stay alive! Need anything? *Jet(Radio): Some nachos would be of good use.Oh and, help! Ace took his wings and flew towards Los Angeles.Meanwhile, Jet was completely surrounded by police.He decided to run away, so he shot the lock on the back door, and tried to go away on Hexer, but he found himself surrounded by police.He put his arms up, and with an evil smile, he said: *Jet: Took you some time... *Cop: Who the hell is he talking to? Then, Ace flew quick as an arrow, hitting a police car, which was sent on another car, provoking an explosion.Jet got on Hexer, and went out of Los Angeles as fast as he could, but the police was behind him.Ace was behind him as well, taking some distance from the earth to avoid being seen. *Jet: Ain't I missing something? *Ace(Radio): Beside the cops? *Jet: Something else... *Ace(Radio): What could you... oh, you are one pathetic moron Jet! *Jet: Watch what yer sayin'! *Ace(Radio): You forgot the fuckin' money asshole! *Jet: Oh... I agree with ya this time. *Ace(Radio): I'll go back and get it, idiot! Ace looped in the air, and headed back to Los Angeles' bank.He got in through a window, took the bag of cash, and got out through another window.Meanhile, Jet still had the police on his tail. *Jet: Lucky me with the police... Ace hope ya ain't just gonna let me get busted! *Ace(Radio): Don't worry.Where are ya heading to? *Jet: How should I know?! *Ace(Radio): Right... *Flazz: Ain't it done yet? *Jet: Keep hiding, man! *Flazz: God... *Ace(Radio): Try to shake the cops, and don't kill them! *Jet: Easy for you to say, you don't have around ten cars behind ya.Plus... ah shit they're doing a drive-by! *Ace(Radio): Is that legal in police? *Jet: Shit! Hexer! An officer shot Hexer's back tire, popping it, and making Jet lose control.As he was close to the Glendale district, he crashed in the middle of the street.What Jet didn't know is that a curious civilian, Daemon Jackson, a black, 29 year old male, resident in the city, was watching carefully his actions, while the other scared pedestrians ran away. *Daemon: Holy Hotwheels! That's some crazy shit! It's cool! *Jet: Shit... *Cop: Give up! You're surrounded. *Jet: Surrounded on your mom... Jet took his glove out, and out of it appeared some sharp claws.The claws started to burn, and as he pointed towards the police, he sent three fireballs, destroying their cars.Most of the cops dodged the attack, but some were also wounded.Before he could strike again, the cops ran away with fear, and so did every pedestrian on the street, without Daemon. *Daemon: Yo! That was cool! How did ya do that, man?! *Jet: Ain't your problem... *Daemon: Come on tell me! *Jet: You wouldn't like it, forget everything you saw here. *Daemon: Your bike is pretty damaged, and the tire is history. *Jet: So what? Just get lost, kid! *Daemon: I ain't a kid! Come on man, I can help ya too. *Jet: How can ya help me? *Daemon: Simple, I can hide you out from the cops, I got problems with law too.In exchange, you tell me how you did that. *Jet: *in mind* Since I dunno where Ace is, I do need to find a hideout.But Ace is going to be mad on me... ah, what's new in it? *Daemon: So? *Jet: Alright! *Daemon: Okay, hurry! Let's get your bike! There's my house, hide it in my garage. They quickly took Hexer in Daemon's garage, and went inside.There, Daemon gave Jet a drink, and told him to explain stuff. *Daemon: So how did you do that? *Jet: Do what? *Daemon: Yo! Those crazy flames! I wanna know! *Jet: You're acting like a kid for an adult... first, where can I get a bike tire? *Daemon: Easy, my neighbor has a bike.It annoys me 'cause of the sounds, all day and night, only vroom and vroom! *Jet: Okay, then let's go take the tires. *Daemon: But... *Jet: After! *Daemon: No way! I wanna know now! How did you do that?! Suddenly, the door slammed, and a shadow figure was standing at the front.It was Ace, with a pretty bad look on his face. *Ace: He ate his vegetables. *Jet: Ace! How'd ya find me? *Tyrobali: Flazz stinks! Seriously, he reeks! *Flazz: What the hell did ya say?! *Daemon: Holy Hotwheels! What... is that? *Jet: Oh that's T.B., our 'lil alien friend. *Ace: *facepalm* Moron... *Flazz: And me? What about me?! *Jet: And Flazz! *Daemon: Oh damn! Another one! You owe me some explanations, and a new door! *Ace: We got no choice then, listen carefully! The Ace of Spades, will not repeat again! *Jet: Ace of Spades? Who's that guy? *Ace: *double facepalm* Jet... just go... wait outside.By the way, you lost your radio, for this you wash the dishes four days. *Jet: And what 'bout Sam? *Ace: He's doing more stuff than you anyway! *Jet: You hurt me here. *Ace: Mission accomplished then! *Daemon: Yo! I'm still here! *Ace: Alright, listen... And Daemon found out what happened, what was going to happen, and the rest of the story. ... To be continued NEW CHARACTER: Daemon 'DJ' Jackson: THEME: Nickelback - Animals<--- song is property of its owner, no copyright infringements Hope you enjoyed it! Notify of mistakes, also give suggestions. NEXT EPISODE: 06/07/2010
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Once I saw some clouds taking the shape of Kifflom.I was on my friends PC, playing San Andreas, we went to Mt. Chiliad, and there I saw it.I even have a pic, but won't post it as it's on my friend's PC. NOTE: Kifflom looks like the one in the Misterix mod.
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The Meat Business.[also in The Introduction] Complete the... you know what: _e__r g_n_a _et _t, n_v__ _on_a g_t i_! HINT: CJ, song, lol
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Crude: 'Hand over the takings or I'll blow your fucking balls off! T/F: In the mission Tanker Commander, the Tanker is bulletproof until it attaches to the cab.
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Lol, loved the one above! 'What do you think I'm made of? Pudding'? I think it was: 'What is it I'm made of? Pudding?!' Anywho, complete the sentence: T__r_ a_e _ul__s_s _v_r_wh__e, _r_en_! HINT: Guns
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Correctly it should've been: 'What kinda license you got there? Fishing license?' Answer: 'Glenshit' T/F: In the LS gym, once you attack someone inside [one out of the two outside the ring] the other one will attack you.
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@MK47 Thanks a lot, Mark! Back to Pedro, answer is: 'Johnny Sindacco' Complete the sentence: _h_t k_nd_ __c_n_e yo_ __t _he_e? F_s__ng _i_e_ce? HINT: CJ, 2 cars, accident Also, post no. 600!
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Go to Google, type in 2204355 and hit I'm Feeling Lucky.
Samil replied to MK47's topic in Members' Lounge
Lol now that was funny, even though it made me hungry.And a little headache, haha! -
Yet again double post.Anyway, in this episode find out the gang's new hiding place, and new plans. EP. 4 - First Base After that cruel battle, the lab was destroyed, Sam's home, and all they had was Hexer.They had to get out of there as soon as possible.Ace took his wings out, and Jet got on his bike.They also took Sam with them, since they needed to explain to him what happened. They started running away from the place, as the police was coming to the scene.They were going west for several hours, until they reached a bar in Eau Claire.There, they had a drink and rested for the next few minutes. *Ace: Well, we screwed it... *Sam: Oh man... now what am I gonna do? *Jet: Stop crying you pussy. *Sam: Stop crying?! What if your bike was blown up in pieces! *Ace: Oh that did happen once. *Jet: So what should we do now, genius? *Ace: Check the newspaper for something, like an old house or an abandoned building. *???: I might help ya. *Ace: Fabio? Fabio Battista? What's up with you here? Weren't ya working in Downtown Chicago? *Fabio: Moved 'cause of the gang wars.This place is way better.So, you want something of interest? *Ace: We wanna buy a property.Large, with some nice views on the environment. *Fabio: I heard of a guy down on the West Coast that's selling an abandoned airstrip or something. *Ace: But it's perfect! You know this guy? *Fabio: Well his name was Carl, somethingson.I know he just lives in Beverly Hills in Los Angeles, California. *Ace: In California, eh? Then we're going there! Let's go guys! *Fabio: Wait there's one more thing! *Ace: See ya Fabio! And thanks! *Fabio: That property is $1,500,000... Before they could listen to what Fabio said, they went back on the road, and went west towards California.After two days of non-stop flying and driving, they stopped at a gas station in Salt Lake City, Utah.There, they filled Hexer with gas, and bought some drinks and snacks.As they didn't really have time to stay and eat, with the aliens behind, they continued towards California.After another day, they arrived in Los Angeles.They checked the map to see the location of Beverly Hills, and went there.They arrived, and Ace asked a pedestrian where he could find Carl. *Ace: Hey we're looking for Carl. *Man: Carl? Carl Robinson? *Ace: Err... yeah I think. *Man: He lives down the road, the villa with the green gate. *Ace: Thank you. They went to the villa, and saw Carl Robinson outside, washing his car. *Ace: Excuse me! Are you Carl Robinson? *Carl: Yeah, why askin'? *Ace: We came here to buy that airfield you were selling. *Carl: Oh yeah, sure.Thing is, that offer was three years ago. *Jet: That Fabio guy collects old newspapers or what? *Carl: But it's still available! Come on get in my car, let's go.It's in the California desert, we have some driving to do. *Jet: I'll take my bike. *Sam: And I'll get in the car! You drive like a madman! *Jet: Didn't see you trying to drive something.I bet you create your license out of scrap. They went out of Los Angeles, and reached a deserted area in California, close to Death Valley National Park.They didn't drive too much, and reached the airstrip.After Ace inspected everything, from hangars to the runway, they decided to buy it. *Ace: We'll buy it. *Carl: Good.$1,500,000, and it's yours. As soon as he heard the price, Ace's face changed. *Ace: Wha-What the? $1,500,000?! *Carl: It's an airstrip, after all. *Jet: Buffalo Niagara International Airport is cheaper than this! *Carl: Buy or not? *Ace: Maybe this is what Fabio was trying to tell me... *Carl: Buy... or not?! *Ace: Alright, alright... here's the cash. *Carl: Thanks! Now sign here, and here, and here, and finally, here's the key to the main building, and remote to open the hangar.Have fun, man! *Sam: So now, you still need to explain some stuff. *Ace: First let's see what we can do with this place. *Tyrobali: I recommend a security system. *Flazz: Oh yeah some laser beams, and cameras, and some machine-guns to fire at every bad guy. *Ace: You know we now have limited money. *Tyrobali: And I think I sense those guys again. *Flazz: I'm sick of this.How can we stop it? *Tyrobali: It's simple, but complicated as well.They can locate us because of the chip inside us. *Flazz: What chip? *Tyrobali: Didn't you ever go to school?! *Flazz: Oh... I dunno... *Tyrobali: The only way to remove the chip, is by inserting the blood of our guest in our bodies. *Flazz: Whoa! You learned this at school? *Tyrobali: Our ship's school.I was teaching the rookies. *Flazz: So where can we get blood from a guest? *Jet: I dunno, I don't see any guest here.I didn't have guests since our rivals The Arch Angel Bishops attacked our base. *Ace: Are you pretending or are you an idiot? *Jet: I'm a... err... I'm pretending. *Ace: You're a guest moron! You're Flazz's guest.Jesus! Just get some blood out. *Jet: Okay where can I get a knife? *Sam: Wait, I always got some syringes with me.I can get some blood from each of you and insert it in your... things. *Flazz: I ain't a thing, stupid! *Sam: Whatever.First is Ace. *Ace: Oh shit! Hurts! *Sam: Yeah if I remember right, you were always afraid of syringes. *Ace: Still am. *Sam: Okay got the blood, so it's Tyro... *Tyrobali: Tyrobali.T.B. for short. *Sam: T.B., okay! *Tyrobali: Wow I got a strange feeling. *Ace: What's that black thing inside you that's... melting? *Tyrobali: That's the chip.And it'll disappear! That's it! Use it on Flazz too before they find us. *Sam: Okay! Sam took some blood from Jet, and inserted it all in Flazz.Meanwhile, back in Utah, the aliens that were following them suddenly stopped. *Alien: That's weird... we lost their track... *Alien2: That's not good... *Alien: We got no idea where they are now, it's mission failed.Let's go back. *Alien2: Let's get some overheated circles of flour and sugar! *Everyone: Yay! We love to take control of creatures with mouth! Back in California, Tyrobali lost his sense of being followed, and was relieved. *Tyrobali: We lost them.For now I think. *Ace: Time to get moving.This place is pretty messy. *Jet: Yeah... messy, mucky, big, stinky, just how I love it! Can't we leave it this way? *Ace: We can build an underground lab for ya, Sam. *Jet: And me? *Ace: A... strip club? *Jet: Fair enough.Let's get to work. They went to work, and after nearly two weeks, their new base was finished.Ace did some final checks, Sam installed a generator, and Jet was drinking a beer.After, the base was fully finished. *Ace: Home sweet home. *Jet: Yeah in two weeks, we got this place fixed, plus an underground base. *Sam: Well since you have me here, of course things go smooth. *Jet: And you know, this part of the airfield is pretty... empty... I mean, instead of old airplanes, hangars and that command tower, I don't see anything out of ordinary. *Ace: Well, that's good.If you didn't notice, security cameras are all around, well hidden.So, let's check... hidden machineguns ready, antenna ready, planes ready, hangar ready, main building ready, underground lift ready.It's all done.Let's go underground guys! *Jet: Yeah I can't wait to see what's there! They took the lift, and went down several levels.There, they entered the underground complex. *Jet: Whoa! It's... empty... *Sam: We'll buy furniture, don't worry.But meanwhile, these are the rooms.First is my room, half lab, half bedroom. *Jet: Empty. *Ace: This is my room.Half bedroom, half shooting range.Mine, and T.B.'s. *Jet: Empty as well. *Ace: Last but sure not least, yours Jet. *Jet: And it's... as I guessed! Empty! *Ace: We got no money left for furniture. *Jet: I thought you were the rich guy! *Ace: You know... $1,500,000 is pretty much. *Jet: And what do you suggest? Should I just go and rob a bank or something? *Ace: Yep. *Jet: Well... what?! *Ace: I said, yep. *Jet: Ah, it'll be fun anyway. *Sam: We need to do some plans on the robbery.Get weapon supplies, and other. *Ace: Speaking of weapons, what can you do with mine? Three weeks without using it, it's like, three weeks without eating. *Sam: Give it to me, I'll go in the hangar, and fix it somehow. *Jet: Okay, Ace.Help me get some supplies. ...To be continued MINOR CHARACTERS: Fabio Battista: Carl Robinson: NOTE: Minor Characters do not have theme songs! Hope you enjoyed it! Notify of mistakes, also give suggestions NEXT EPISODE: 2/07/2010
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Lol, thanks Pedro! Anyway, answer is: 'Key to her heart' Q: What car is used in the mission 'Fender Ketchup'?
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Not sure, maybe 'I love you Peggie'? Never heard Maccer say anything with 'I love you' [i think only once in the Introduction, but it was slightly different] Anyway, since I like this, complete the sentenceS: Maccer: B__ I'_ _ _u_ki_' _as_b_r_y! Paul: __u'_e n_t a f_c__n' r_s__e_r_! HINT: Don Peyote, pretty funny moment
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F, it doesn't disable at all. Ahem, complete the sentence: T__s _h__d _el_ ke_p _y _e_ly __l_. HINT: CJ, taking money, overweight
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F, it's January[lol] Does he even have a name? If yeah, well no one knows. Fill in the sentence: [i like this] A__ yo_ _e_ri_g a d__p_r? HINT: Pedestrian to CJ
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Actually, there are: GSF, Ballas [divided in Temple Drive, Rollin' Heights Kilo Trays and Front Yard], LS Vagos, Varrio Los Aztecas, and Seville Blvd. Families.Also, I saw some pics with the San Fierro Rifas, but I never saw a tag like that. Answer: F, only one. Q: Complete the sentence: D__ y_u _i_tl_ g__s_ _a__a f_ol! HINT: Big Smoke.
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T, found at the western end of the airport. T/F: There are four kinds of gang tags.
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Indeed, the upcoming episodes will be better than the previous ones.Also, thanks a bunch for telling me the mistake! Too bad I can't edit. :/ <-- EDIT: My bad I CAN edit it. Anyway, thanks again, I didn't see that one. It should've been: 'You prefer to eat this, or to get to a KFC and risk to get arrested.' The 'can' was in the way and I forgot to throw it in the trash bin.