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  1. How many Binco shops are there in the entire game?
  2. Alright, I got the answers: Savanna [low-rider] ZR-350 [off road] Broadway [beige] Pass. Hope you're happy Pedro.
  3. Aaaaaalright, because High-School started [shit] I don't have pretty much time to upload, so upload day will be on Saturdays. Keep the Ace up your sleeve! ;] EDIT: Alright, new episode! :] On this one, Sarah is going to meet her trainers in the Himalayas and start her training. EP. 20 - Everybody was Kung Fu fighting! While flying over Tibet, Sam and Sarah finally reached Himalaya, where, as they got out of the clouds, they heard a strange sound. *Sam: What's that? *Chalez: Sounds like an... ancient monk song or something? *Sam: Let's get closer. As they were closer and closer, they saw in the far distance, a chain of temples, going by the edge of the mountain, with a huge stairway taking to the top of the mountain, in a big temple in the peak.But as they were going closer, they heard the same sound, only more clear. *Sam: I think I heard it again! *Sarah: Set the speakers on, maybe we'll hear it better. *Sam: It's scary... *Sarah: What the? It's just a ritual! *Sam: Why do you want to hear it anyway? *Sarah: It's strangely familiar... now push the button! *Sam: Okay! *pushes button* *Speakers: Annie are you okay? Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie? *Sam: Michael Jackson?! *Sarah: No wonder it sounded familiar! Look! There's a group of people! Let's land! They landed the ship, and went to the crowd.The one singing the song was a monk, who was performing in the middle of the crowd. *Monk: You've been hit by... *Sam: Excuse me. *Monk: You've been struck by... *Chalez: Excuse me! *Monk: A smooth... *Sarah: Excuse me!! *Monk: Criminal? *Sarah: Eh... sorry, people! We were wondering how to... *Monk2: Aaah! Modern people! They came with a UFO! Run! *Everyone: Aaaaah! *Sam: What the... *Monk: Sigh... excuse them.I am Xi Shin.I am a monk.What brings you here? *Sarah: We came to see someone.We were sent by some of our friends, master Jensen to... *Shin: Aha... master Jensen.A fine and respected master around this places.He sent you here, to meet master Fuji. *Sam: His name is Fuji? *Shin: Follow me. They followed Xi Shin to the stairway, and they started climbing it to the top.After circa half an hour of climbing, they reached the top, and the entrance of the temple.Sam, exhausted, fell down. *Sam: Oh man... how did you build this thing?! *Shin: Come on, let's go. *Sam: Tyson was right... this is a road to suicide! More a stairway to suicide! *Shin: The master is inside the temple. *opens doors* You go ahead. *Sarah: Alright! Sarah and Sam went inside, and Xi Shin closed the door behind them.As they were advancing, with every step they took, a candle was lighten on the wall.As they reached the end of the corridor, the whole wall was lighten, but even so, they saw no door or any opening.The only thing they saw, were some paintings on the wall, and some holes with shapes.Each hole had a different shape, those of snake, crane, tiger, leopard, and dragon.Sarah was hardly thinking at what they can do, and so was Sam. *Sam: Any idea? *Sarah: Well these holes have an odd shape... this looks like a leopard... a crane, a tiger.... *Sam: Snake, and dragon... the five animals. *Chalez: You got any plan? *Sam: Nope... well... nah, I don't! *Chalez: Well there's something even more strange... look! Four of five holes are shining. *Sam: Yeah... the tiger, snake, leopard and crane... but the dragon? *Sarah: What does that mean? *Sam: Wasn't the dragon the master of strength? *Sarah: How should I know? *Sam: I dunno either... well strength means... punch.Give the hole a punch.An easy one. *Sarah: Okay. *punches* What? Nothing? *Chalez: Alright... try harder. *Sarah: *punches* Wow... tried my best but this thing is like incredibly strong. *Sam: Yeah... didn't feel any tremor.Still, nothing happened... let's think of something else. They tried different methods of trying to light it up, but after two hours, they didn't succeed with anything.Then, Sam thought at something. *Sam: Sarah! I got an idea! Let's see what lights the other holes. *Sarah: Okay! Good idea! They checked the holes, but saw the bright light coming from between some cracks.Sarah tried to remove some, but it was impossible.She got out of the hole, and Sam went forward to inspect it, but he fell down in the hole, tripping by a crack, and as he landed, he pushed a stone, making the rocks in the hole open a small trapdoor, leading in a room with spikes and a torch in the middle.Sam was about to fall on the spikes, but Sarah caught him in time. *Sam: Ah! Shit! *Sarah: Calm down, I won't let you fall. *Sam: I knew you love me! *Sarah: I can always check my manicure. *Sam: Eh... well, there's a torch here! And I think that, the dragon stone can be lighten up by this torch.I just gotta take it. *grabs torch* Got it! Lift me up! *Sarah: Now, let's open the dragon hole and light the torch inside it. Sam pushed a stone in the hole, and opened the trapdoor.But inside it, there wasn't any torch. *Sam: What?! There's no torch?! *Sarah: What do you mean?! *Sam: Nothing... lift me up... *Sarah: Oh now what... *Sam: I have no idea... maybe we should, cut the torch in half? *Sarah: You get the burn then! Sigh... *leans* As Sarah leaned back on the wall, she pressed a secret button, and from another stone came a small box, with a glass window, on which was written: 'In case of emergency, break glass for torch'.As he saw that, Sam was left agape. *Sam: What the?! *Sarah: Hey check that! Break the glass! *breaks glass* Whoops! *Chalez: You've broke the whole box... anyway, get the torch. *Sarah: *takes torch* Okay, light it up. *Sam: *lights torch* Okay, done.Let me put this back on the other hole. Sam and Sarah first placed the torched in the original hole, then placed the other torch in the dragon hole.As all holes were lighten up, a secret underground passage in the middle of the room was opened.They went down on a stairway, and as they reached the end, they saw a door, and a strange music behind it. *Sam: God... I officially... hate, stairs! *Chalez: What's with this music? *Sam: What? Probably another Michael Jackson fan! These guys need a life! *Sarah: Hey respect him, idiot! Let him rest in peace! *Sam: Amen. *Sarah: Doesn't sound like Michael Jackson, though... *Chalez: Well open it up. Sarah opened the door, and they saw an old man, with three other monks, dancing in the middle of the room, which was surrounded by speakers. *Speakers: I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! *Master: Y'all like to... *Everyone: Move it! *Sarah: What... *Sam: The... *Master: Fuck?! Aah! What?! People?! We were just... practicing the... style of the... tuna. *Sam: And I'm a whale on shore... *Sarah: You're master Fuji? *Fuji: Indeed I am.Welcome to the temple of the masters.What brings you here? *Sarah: Well, first we have a letter for you. *hands letter* *Fuji: Hmm... Jensen.He is asking me to train you in the arts of the, dragon? *Sam: Hmm... so that's why the dragon wasn't lighten up... *Fuji: Indeed, the dragon style master was killed in a war some hundred of years ago, so we're looking for someone else to take his place, style, and his spot in the dancing ring. *Sam: Wait... you guys are a thousand years old?! *Fuji: No, but when I say a thousand years old, sounds more like a Jackie Chan movie, and I like it.Haha! *Sam: Whoa... same fossil sense of humor like Jensen. *Fuji: Well, now... you should meet us.This is Tai Su, master of the crane style, Ju Wen, master of the snake style, and Ba Sho, master of the leopard style.Jensen is the master of the tiger style, and you, Sarah... *Sarah: How do you know my name? I didn't even tell you! *Fuji: I got a special kind of power, I can read minds.Haha! No, it's written on the letter! Anyway,you are the new master of the dragon style. *Sarah: Really? *Fuji: Haha! No! Not yet.You still have to pass the tests. *Sarah: What tests? *Fuji: You will be tested by every master here, since Jensen already trained you. *Sam: Hey and me? *Fuji: Don't worry.Do you like tea? *Sam: Oh sure! *Fuji: Follow me. *Sarah: So how will the training start? *Tai Su: Go through that door.You will be trained by each of us in our styles.After each training, you have to face us in a spare. *Sarah: Okay, wouldn't be a problem! *Ba Sho: Well then, Ju Wen, Tai Su, let's go. The three masters disappeared, and Sarah slowly went towards the door.Meanwhile, Sam and Fuji were in front of a large LCD, drinking beer, eating nachos and other snacks, and watching a baseball match. *Fuji: Hahaha! This is our tea here! *Sam: Whoa, hey! I already love this place! *Fuji: So about everyone of you, what will happen in 2012? *Sam: Oh, Earth will be attacked by aliens.We have to stop the invasion. *Fuji: Hmm... at that time, you will be surrounded by enemies, but also, hidden in the mist of the mountains, will be your allies as well. *Sam: That was wise! *Fuji: Yeah! Haha! I read it from the cereal box! *Sam: Hahaha! Wondering what Sarah is doing. Sarah went on through the corridor, and reached another door.She opened it, and he saw Tai Su sitting on a pillow. *Sarah: Ready to train. *Tai Su: First lesson... balance. ... To be continued New Minor Characters: Shin: Fuji: Tai Su: Ju Wen: Ba Sho: Hope you enjoyed it! Next episode on next week's Saturday! Keep the Ace up your sleeve! ;] EDIT: New Ep. :] Wow, I so wish people would comment.I'd like to hear someone say bad stuff about the story and of course, someone to say good stuff.Nonetheless, anything goes, so readers are free to comment. EP. 21 - The Masters In the first room of training, Sarah found herself surrounded by ice, and the first master who was in the middle of the room.As she took a step, she slided down towards Tai Su, which stopped her with a single finger in the forehead.Sarah regained her balance, and they were ready for the training. *Tai Su: Balance... style of the crane.First lesson. *Sarah: Wait but... Before she could finish, Tai Su clapped his hands, and the icy floor started to tremor.Suddenly, it all broken, and beneath it were icicles.Tai Su jumped on the spiky icicles, and standing on them with only one foot, like they were made of pillows.But for Sarah, it was harder.She was hanging by a large icicle, fearing to fall down in the many more spiky icicles. *Sarah: Aaah! What the?! *Tai Su: Get on the top of the icicle. *Sarah: What?! But I'm sliding! And if I'll try I'll destroy the icicle and fall. *Tai Su: You want to go home, student? *Sarah: No! But... *Tai Su: Then, get on the top of the icicle, now. *Sarah: Damn it... Sarah slowly climbed the icicle, surprisingly, it didn't break.Though, it wasn't easy for Sarah to stand on the spiky peak.As she tried, she only got cut on her feet.Tai Su didn't want to give up though, so he kept shouting at her, and after some hours, she finally managed to stand on it, for a small time, before she lost her balance again.Tai Su told her to give another try, and the second time, she managed to stand on it even more. *Sarah: I did it! I did it! I... whoa! *Tai Su: Don't get so excited yet. Once again, Sarah lost her balance, but manage to get back on.As she was smiling, Tai Su jumped off his icicle, and lunged at her.Sarah managed to dodge the attack, and jump on another icicle. *Sarah: Hey what's wrong with you?! *Tai Su: Lesson two, balance in a fight. *jumps* Tai Su jumped off again and charged at Sarah, who again dodged the attack.They kept jumping off icicles, attacking and dodging each others attacks.As she was jumping from an icicle to another, Sarah was easily making them crack.Suddenly, as Sarah jumped off, Tai Su quickly grabbed her leg, and threw her away.Sarah grabbed an icicle, and slided around it, getting on top.Yet again, Tai Su charged at her, and so did Sarah.As they were in mid air, Sarah quickly made a loop, and kicked Tai Su in his balls, making him lose his balance and fall down, but he successfully grabbed an icicle and regained his balance, even though he still felt the pain. *Tai Su: Ow... okay, you pass this too. *Sarah: *breathes heavy* I'm exhausted... *Tai Su: Lesson three. *Sarah: Oh no... *Tai Su: This is an easy one.Close combat. *Sarah: What?! *Tai Su: Time to fight. Tai Su clapped his hands again, and the icicles started to crack and eventually break at once.Sarah screamed while in mid air, but as she was falling, she landed on a ice platform.She couldn't explain how it suddenly appeared, but she was happy she didn't fall.As she got up, Tai Su quickly got next to her, and kicked her, sending her in some icicles on top of the room.As she was falling, Tai Su again jumped at her, and quickly punched her in the stomach, and left her fall on the ice.Sarah slowly got up, and Tai Su was just sitting in front of her. *Sarah: Hitting a girl?! *Tai Su: You're not a girl, you're a student.And as all my students, you have to be stronger. *Sarah: I'm fuckin' hurt here! *Tai Su: Then, go home. *Sarah: Aaah! With an extreme anger inside her, Sarah lunged at her trainer, leaving a crack in the ice with each step.As she was about to hit him, Tai Su avoided the attack, and jumped away.Before she realized that, Sarah hit the ice platform, making a large crack after the impact.Tai Su then quickly got behind her, and pushed her making her fall on the crack, which had broken.Before she could fall, Sarah grabbed the edge of the hole, but because of her strength, it was about to break too. *Tai Su: Remember... balance.Is that all you learned today? *Sarah: Enough! *Chalez: Sarah come on, you gotta do something! *Sarah: What can I do? I can't get out of this situation... guess this is... *Chalez: Shut up, okay? Listen, you have strength, right? Try to control your strength, or we're gone. *Sarah: Alright... alright... err... *Chalez: Focus, canalize your strength equally in each part of the body for a perfect, balance. *Sarah: Okay Chal! As Sarah was focusing, right before the ice would shatter, she pushed herself up, and easily landing on the ice.Tai Su was surprised by her escape, and they continued the fight.This time, Sarah was easily avoiding Tai Su's attacks, and in reverse.After some fighting, without anyone getting any hit, Sarah found an opening, and as Tai Su missed an attack, Sarah quickly got behind him, grabbed him, jumped and flipped two times in the air, and finally hit him on the ice platform, shattering it.Before Tai Su could get up, Sarah grabbed him, and threw him in the air.Then, she jumped, and kept attacking, disappearing and reappearing in different angles.Then, when she was above him, she kicked him in the head, sending him in the platform, and this time, breaking it, sending Tai Su down, in an bottomless hole.Sarah went at him, grabbed him and threw him up through the same hole.Then she grabbed a vertical icicle, and jumped through the hole, grabbed Tai Su while he was in mid air, and placed him slowly on the ice. *Tai Su: Sarah... you officially passed the first lesson of balance.But, you still have two more trainers to pass. *Sarah: That was piece of cake! *Chalez: High-five Sarah! *Sarah: Yay! *Tai Su: Good luck, trainee.Also to remind, you will have a better balance and easily jump wherever you want. *Sarah: Thanks, Tai Su! *Tai Su: Then, go. Tai Su opened a hidden door, and Sarah went through it.On her way, while walking on the long corridor, she stopped for a moment. *Chalez: Sarah? *Sarah: Chalez, I wonder what the rest are doing now. *Chalez: Sure they miss you. Meanwhile, at the base... *Ace: Haha! I'm gonna own ya, Jet! *Jet: Fuck off! Fuck off! Aah! Shit! *Ace: Haha! Loser! *Jet: Fuck you! This game is a piece of shit! *Ace: It's just Super Mario, you idiot! And I, got a higher score with... six hundred thousand, and many more, points.Sucker! *Jet: Not fair! You had three lives I had one! *Ace: What can I say? 'Luigi' ain't your middle name! Haha! I'm a winner you're a loser! *Jet: Fuck face! *Ace: Daemon, Tyson, what are ya doin' there? *Daemon: Grand Theft Auto! San Andreas! What about you, Ty? *Tyson: Grand Theft Auto! Four! *Daemon: What?! Since when you bought that?! *Tyson: Hey some hours ago I went back in Phoenix with Ace to take some of my and Sarah's stuff, and found the game there. *Ace: Under the mountain of clothes and pizza boxes... *Tyson: Hey the game is awesome! *Tyrobali: Hey, where's all the drinks? *Ace: Jet? *Jet: What? *Daemon: Yo, what drinks?! Jet?! *Jet: What?! *Tyson: My Pepsi?! Jet?! *Jet: What the fuck, man?! *Ace: Sigh... I'll go buy another box.Wonder what Sarah, Chalez and Sam are doing. Back at the temple... *Sarah: Hmm... yeah, they sure are missing me! *Chalez: And Sam might be too. Meanwhile, in the master's room. *Sam: Hahaha! Oh man, I can't drink anymore beer! *Fuji: Haha! So you like it here?! *Sam: Oh yeah! I love the monk beer! And monk snacks! And monk TV! *Both: Hahaha! Back at Sarah and Chalez... *Sarah: Yeah, he's sure missing me too. *Chalez: Okay come on, we still got two to beat down. *Sarah: Alright, Chal.Hey, I'm really happy you're here with me. *Chalez: My duty, and my pleasure. *Sarah: *blushes* Hehe! Come on, let's get going! They kept walking on the corridor, until they reached a large door.Sarah opened it, and found Ju Wen sitting on a pillow, and surrounded by candles. ... To be continued No New Characters Feel free to comment, please! :] Keep the Ace up your sleeve! ;]
  4. Well your avatar is still retarded haha, that's what matters. ;]

  5. Hmm... changed your name?

  6. We got Metin2 players here? o.O

  7. -.-' Thank you. Going on, episode 19.Shocking discovery in Ace's life, also a new villain.Read it to find out ;] EP. 19 - Revenge is a dish best served cold 15th June, 6:31 PM.On a Vectronian ship, Drake was standing at a window, staring at Earth with the same evil eyes.Suddenly, behind him appeared a shadow, that took a shape. *Drake: Domingo... it's time for you to test Ace, personally... *Domingo: Hehe... understood, amigo. *Drake: But, be careful.I sense something deadly within him... *Domingo: Mucho better... heheh... I'll have fun. *Drake: Still, you won't make it... *Domingo: Que?! You're kiddin', amigo! I'm Domingo Diaz! The deadliest force on the planet! I will try not to kill your boyfriend, today. *Drake: Hmm... go! As fast as he appeared, Domingo disappeared in shadows.Drake turned around with his back at the large window. *Drake: Deadliest force? Not only that I can destroy you... but even Ace can, and will... you were a pain in the butt anyway, Domingo... yet, I need Ace's team alive... for what will happen... At the base, everyone was still trying to stop Sarah from destroying stuff inside the base. *Daemon: Someone try to stop her! *Jet: Sarah! Sit down! *Tyson: Yeah, that'll work... and my aunt's pregnant with Bigfoot! *Ace: Calm down! We have a guest! *Jet: Mister fossi... err... master Jensen! How did ya find the base? Toilet? *Jensen: No... rice balls. *Jet: What... *Ace: Details... so I called master Jensen here for a reason... to teach us an old Chinese meditation technique. *Jet: But first, it's news time.Let's see what happened. *Ace: Err... okay, then.By the way, master Jensen... we have a problem with Sarah. *Jensen: What problem? *Sarah: This... Sarah hit the wall next to her, making a hole through the reinforced concrete.Master Jensen slowly went at the hole, took out his glasses and put them on.He then examined the hole. *Jensen: Hmm... I knew I thought you well, but I didn't know I can teach this well! *Tyson: It's not the training, it's from a Vectronian! *Chalez: Yeah, me! *Jensen: Aha... well then, you should learn how to control your powers... in any situation.I can't help you, I'm afraid. But, I know someone who can. *Sarah: Really? Who? *Jensen: Oh, he lives in Asia, in the Himalayas mountains.In a small village.Old friend of mine.He should be at the highest temple from that village. *Sam: Wait, Himalayas?! That's like... *Sarah: Shut up! Come on Sam, you're coming with me! *Sam: I knew it, they all come back! *Jensen: Wait... *gives letter* Give this to him, tell him it's from Jensen. *Sarah: Okay, thanks master! See you in... *Sam: Afterlife? *Sarah: A week maybe? *Daemon: A'ight, see ya then! *Tyson: Heh... road to suicide... for Sam. *Jensen: Now to check the news. They went in the living room, sat down, turned the TV on.They changed the channel on the news channel. *Jensen: Nice place. *Ace: Yep... okay news, why should we watch it now anyway? *Jensen: Hmm... *Reporter: We are live from Graceland Cemetery, Chicago, where two graves were robbed.The bodies are still there, only thing that misses are the heads.The graves that were robbed were the graves of twenty five year old Maria Connor, and her daughter Helena Connor. Suddenly, they all realized what happened.As they were looking at Ace, they saw him surrounded by a strange, red and yellow aura.He then got up and kicked the coffee table. *Ace: Drake!! That motherfucker!! *Daemon: Yo, did he really do that?! *Jet: Son of a bitch! How can he be this mad?! *Daemon: Damn it, that fool's fucked! *Ace: Aaargh!! Motherfucker!! *Jensen: Hmm... Jensen went next to Ace and with a simple poke on the neck, Ace lost consciousness and fell down.After he woke up, he was convinced to meditate with the others, so they started the meditations.Everyone was in the training room, meditating, when suddenly, an explosion was provoked right above the room, in the ceiling, making a huge hole from which fell Domingo. *Domingo: Well... Acelius Connor... *Ace: What do you want? *Domingo: Heh... just your head. *Ace: Not in a good mood... try to run, or you better kill yourself, 'cause if I'll kill ya, you'd regret it in hell. *Domingo: Hell is everywhere for me... now it'll be for you too.Preparser para morir! *Daemon: Yo, sick and tired of Drake's assholes, let's finish this guy off! *Domingo: Oooh, not so fast, holmes! This is between me, and my amigo Ace. *Ace: I told ya... get lost now... *Domingo: Oh, c'mon, don't ya want to see your beloved family, Ace? Remember back in 2003 right? *Ace: Argh... what do you know about it? *Domingo: Me, I killed your familia! *Ace: Shut up, my family and friends were killed by those cartel assholes! *Domingo: Oh indeed, but who do you think ordered them to attack you? Hehe... *Ace: You... *Domingo: Domingo Diaz... ex-leader of the cartel, the one responsible for... these two... Domingo took off his cape and hood, revealing his beefy body, filled with scars.Also, his bald head was scarred as well, and he had chains all over his body.Also, in his right hand, were two skulls, who were in fact Ace's wife and daughter's skulls.Domingo dropped the skulls, and crushed them under his feet.Ace's aura changed again, this time the red and yellow aura around him was stronger. *Domingo: Adios, Acelius... time to... But before Domingo could finish what we wanted to say, Ace speed up at him, punching him in the stomach, and sending him in the wall.Ace then went at him, kept punching and digging in the underground.Ace then gave Domingo an uppercut, sending him through the soil, and on the surface.While in mid air, Ace gave Domingo another round of consecutive fast punches, before kicking him in the head and sending him in the ground.Ace then started to glow, and after the bright light appeared and disappeared, Ace had four pair of wings, and next to him, his companion Tyrobali, was equipped with a golden armor, and had golden wings.Daemon, Jensen, Tyson and Jet rushed outside, and saw Ace. *Tyson: This ain't Ace... *Flazz: He's not like he used to be... *Jensen: My student was always like this, filled with anger and revenge, but he had his good parts.This time, it's only about revenge.He has to do it. *Daemon: What's with him anyway? *Tyson: Maybe it's... *Sner: Yes indeed, level two... Charging a beam in his fist, he went with full speed towards Domingo, who was already dead on the ground.After the impact, a large crater was formed around.At the bottom of it, Ace was standing above the body of Domingo, who was now completely destroyed. *Ace: Maria, Helena, everyone... I avenged you all... *Jet: Damn, it's painful, isn't it? *Ace: It is... but I feel... stronger, relieved, and... more, peaceful. *Tyson: Man, you totally finished that guy... *Jensen: Come on out of the crater already! *Jet: Let's go man... Back inside, they sat down in the living room, and Ace went in thoughts. *Daemon: Yo, they're avenged. *Ace: Yeah, I feel better now. *Tyrobali: Yeah, but when Sam finds out what happened here, he won't feel good at all. *Ace: Heh... hey, speaking of Sam, wonder where those two are. *Jet: As far as I know, he's probably staring at Sarah's ass. *Everyone: Haha! *Flazz: Some nice armor you got there bud. *Tyrobali: Yeah, it's pretty cool.And hey, Sner, you'll be the next one to reach level two. *Sner: Yeah, maybe. *Daemon: Maybe?! What makes you think I won't reach level two?! *Sner: Nothing, I'm sure we'll reach level two.But at level three, we'll be stronger than ever. *Jet: How's level three? *Tyrobali: Deadly, for every enemy.I think Drake is already at level three. *Tyson: Nah, he's pretty weak, I got him with a bolt from the back, I'd give him a level two. *Ace: Well, since I found the peace inside me, I better do something with the remaining of the skulls. *Jet: We'll let you alone on this. *Jensen: Finally, he finished his duty.The reason I trained him, to become stronger. *Daemon: Hey usually trainers don't train their students just to become intelligent or something like that... *Jensen: No, he gave me a slice of pizza when at a party, I owed him one. *Jet: What the fuck?! Meanwhile, Ace reached Graceland Cemetery, where he saw some FBI agents, including agent Robert. *Robert: Ace, your family, right? *Ace: Yeah, I got their... skulls back... what's left of them. *Robert: Don't worry, we'll say we caught the undertakers, and the skulls are alright.But, what's with the skulls. *Ace: They're in these bags... *gives bags* *Robert: Hmm... dust. *Ace: At least they'll rest in peace... see you again, agent. *Robert: Good night, Ace. While Ace was heading towards the base, Sam and Sarah were in the ship, on their way towards the Himalayas. ... To be continued New Supporting Character(s): Master Jensen: New Minor Character(s): Domingo Diaz: Hope you enjoyed it! ;] Stay tuned for more and... Keep the Ace up your sleeve! ;]
  8. You did manage to convince one dude though. If you're talking about me, well not really That FB chat didn't convince me at all, but couldn't really resist to say that. ;] And seriously, as dumb the law can be, no one could get arrested for a pizza. Sureeeee. Bold: Why not? What if someone came up to a pizza shop, and held the place up demanding pizza. Stealing is stealing. As for Husky's case though, yeah, no. Arresting him would be out of proportion. @MK47 - I didn't understand that fully but I'll just smile and nod. Size: Hmm, yeah forgot to add 'at school' in the end of my phrase. ;]
  9. You did manage to convince one dude though. If you're talking about me, well not really That FB chat didn't convince me at all, but couldn't really resist to say that. ;] And seriously, as dumb the law can be, no one could get arrested for a pizza.
  10. Had a great dream: I was playing GTA IV, until... I realized it's San Andreas modded.Pissed. -.-'

    1. MK47

      MK47

      LMAO, you actually dreamnt about that? xD

    2. Samil
  11. 'kay, 17's up! :] Getting close to the end, maybe.Okay so this episode is literally FIRED UP. EP. 17 - An Old Friend Previously, on Ace of Spades... *Ace: Hey I got an idea! Sarah, since we got these powers, I think you should be able to defend yourself too. ... *Jensen: So be it then, I will train her personally.If you do as I say, you'll quickly learn martial arts. ... *Reporter: Rikers Island Prison was suddenly attacked by three individuals, that provoked multiple explosions, making inmates run around! *Daemon: Not good... this is Drake's hand. ... *Drake: Hehe... see for yourself. *Jet: Eh? What?! Is that... *???: Hmm? Jet?! *Jet: Johnny! ... Jet was stunned, as he saw Johnny Kassidy, his best friend, and fellow biker, next to Drake and his team.After the inmates were stopped, the rest of Jet's friends assisted him. *Jet: Johnny! What... *Johnny: The fuck happened there, Jet? *Drake: You see, your friend, Johnny, is a key to a secret weapon.I have chosen him for a reason, you will soon find out. *Johnny: It's your fault we were captured! *Ace: Jet, who's this guy?! *Jet: It's not my fault! *Johnny: Zeppelin and the rest got killed! Wolf hung himself in the prison! Only you were freely walking around the US. *Drake: Save your powers, Johnny... for now, we retreat.A bientot, friends! They disappeared, and Jet fell down on his knees.Ace got him back up, and as they were about to leave, FBI agent Robert Eckhart arrived with some FBI agents. *Robert: We have a prison break, do we? *Ace: Looks like. *Robert: Any idea what those three were after? *Tyson: They were after, Jet's old friend... *Jet: Sigh... *Robert: I see... Johnny Kassidy if I'm right.You two had a pretty big bounty on your heads.But since you are now free, your bounty is zero.Johnny's, now risen even more. *Jet: Shut up already... *Daemon: Yo, he's pretty depressed... *Robert: Okay, time to clean this place up. *Ace: Hey where's Jet? *Daemon: Yo, did he leave so soon?! He took Hexer too! *Ace: We're on an island! And the only route to get out is the bridge! But... *Robert: Tarver! Did anyone instead of a cop pass the bridge? A biker, around the age of 40? Messy hair? Nothing? Alright, over.He didn't go through the gate and through the bridge so... *Daemon: Then... *Tyson: Then he took the ship! *Ace: What?! That crazy son of a... *Jet(Radio): Ace... *Ace: Jet, what the fuck are you doing?! *Jet(Radio): Don't worry, I'm close to Buffalo.I'll send the ship after you guys.Don't expect me to come with it. *Ace: Jet! Jet! Damn! Jet flew right above Buffalo, New York, and landed on a hill.He then sent the ship back to Rikers.He got on Hexer, and went at the same place the incident happened.As he arrived there, he did not see any traffic.He waited some hours, until, at around 5:06 PM, Drake appeared from the sky. *Drake: Jet, surprised to see you here... I never thought you'll come back after what happened. *Jet: Where's Johnny?! *Drake: He was looking for you too... *Johnny: What's up... Jet... *Jet: *turns around* Johnny! Man, don't listen to anything Drake said! He's trying to destroy Earth and... *Johnny: And he'll succeed... and I will help him. *Jet: What?! Are you serious, man?! *Johnny: Serious?! You were serious when you ran away?! *Jet: But... *Johnny: Enough... Drake, leave this to me... *Drake: So be it.Me and the rest will be watching from the building... make us proud, Johnny. *Jet: Johnny! Don't! We were best friends, man! Together we were the legends of Buffalo! *Johnny: You left me behind, Jet! You fuckin' left your friend behind! *Jet: Johnny! Listen! I was... *Johnny: Shut up! Get ready to face me... Johnny's eyes turned white, and next to him appeared what looked like his Vectronian.Then, it disappeared as fast as it came.Johnny then ran towards Jet, but on his way, he disappeared only to reappear behind Jet.Johnny took out his knife, and tried to cut Jet, however he was able to dodge the attack, and was even able to disarm Johnny of the knife. *Johnny: I don't need the fuckin' knife to beat ya ass up! *Jet: Dude! Johnny! Come on, man, stop it! But Johnny did not listen to him, and kept disappearing and reappearing, punching and kicking Jet from every side.Jet tried to avoid the attacks, but he didn't know where to block.Then, he closed his eyes, and was hit by Johnny in the face.Jet fell down on the ground, as Johnny was looking at him with hate.Johnny continued kicking Jet, who was unable to react because of their friendship.Suddenly, Ace and the others came on the ship, and landed near by.They all got out, and tried to help Jet somehow. *Daemon: Let's kick their asses! *Ace: Wait, don't... this is between them. *Tyson: Come on, Ace! I wanna burst some asses! *Ace: Behind that tiny brain, is a heart... not just a heart, but Jet's heart.It's big, and filled with hope.But in this case, there's no hope left for his friend. *Daemon: Yo! Jet! Kick his ass! He ain't your friend anymore! *Tyson: Come on, man! Beat him! *Jet: Damn... I can't... *Johnny: You were always weak, Jet... just as you were the first time I saw you... you should've hang yourself like your dad did. *Jet: Johnny... don't... don't ya fuckin'... say anything about my dad! *Drake: It started... *Senya: Qué? *Drake: Look... *Johnny: I'm gonna finish you off, Jet! *aims* Say your prayers, asshole! Johnny pulled the trigger, but missed, as Jet suddenly disappeared.Jet was behind Johnny, with an angry look.His right hand was burning, but with a blue flame.So was the left one, the one without the glove. *Daemon: What the... *Drake: As expected! *Johnny: Up to fight now?! *Jet: You asked for it... tried to give you a chance... but I see it's useless... *Sner: Looks like they reached the second level of their unification. *Tyson: Whoa... *Jet: The friendship is gone... now, fuck off! Jet grabbed Johnny and threw him in the air, but he disappeared, and reappeared behind Jet.This time, Jet was fast and threw blue flames at Johnny, burning his arm. *Johnny: Aaargh! Motherfucker! *Jet: Stop complaining! Jet burnt his left hand too, and then, grabbed him again.His eyes suddenly started to burn, and he threw Johnny towards Drake's group, and at the same time, sending a large flame at them.Cain catches Johnny, and they disappear before the flame could hit them.The flame caused the building to collapse entirely.As Jet's flames were putting out, Drake took his flight over them, saying: *Drake: Nice, you are evolving the way I expect... Then they yet again disappear in the dark.Jet falls down unconscious, and Ace and Daemon get him up, and take them in the ship.Then, they went to pick up Sarah and Sam, and went back to the base.There, Jet woke up in the infirmary.He got off his bed, and out of the room, where he met with Tyson. *Jet: Tyson, what happened? *Tyson: Jet?! Damn! Guys, he's awake! *Jet: What happened? *Tyson: You fought that Johnny guy.You sent him back in an oven! *Jet: Where is he now? *Ace: He's with Drake, and others. *Daemon: Man! You really did some fireworks there! *Jet: Heheh... I need some sleep... oh man! No new characters. Hope you enjoyed it! Notify of mistakes, also feel free to give suggestions And now... Because our artist will be absent for a while, there will be no illustrations. [sadly] And also, we need to set up dates for uploads, 'cuz, well, no more details! xD Keep the Ace up your sleeve! ~Samil EDIT: New Ep! The team's only[?] feminine member[??] gets herself some new great super powers[powers that would fit pretty much to a male, to be honest] Hint for the powers: Kickass EP. 18 - World's Strongest Woman The next morning in the base, everyone was having breakfast, without Jet.When Jet woke up, he noticed a bandage on his left hand.He went in the kitchen. *Jet: What's this? *Sam: A bandage, isn't it obvious? *Jet: What for, dumbass?! *Ace: Those flames burnt your hand. *Jet: Damn... *Ace: Come on now, have breakfast! *Jet: Cereals? *Ace: Omelets. *Jet: Better... *Tyson: So, Jet, what happened? *Jet: How do you expect me to remember? I only remember that, it was really hot, I was fighting with Johnny, and suddenly, I fainted.Then, woke up here. *Daemon: Yo, but how did your hand burn anyway? *Jet: Dunno, guess I'll be needing another glove, Sam. *Sam: Don't sweat, I already took care of this. *hands glove* *Jet: Hehe... *Daemon: Snoop! While the fight you said something, 'bout level two or something... *Sner: Well, yeah.Jet, you and Flazz reached the second level of unification, your powers increased.By this time, your link was only psychic, now it's physical. *Jet: Speaking of this, where's Flazz? *Flazz: Right here! *Jet: Huh? Flazz, is there something different at you, or just my imagination? Flazz came next to Jet, but he was different.Besides his normal orange flame body, he also had a blue armor, which was also burning in blue flames. *Flazz: You like my armor? *Jet: Yeah, it's pretty nice! *Ace: Jet, listen.I think Drake was knowing what he's doing.He busted out Johnny on purpose, just to make you angry. *Jet: Maybe.But you, Tyson, Daemon, does he have anyone from your past? *Daemon: I doubt he has anyone from my past. *Tyson: So do I, but I don't wanna know.And that guy Cain is, pretty, familiar... for a reason, but I can't remember.I know I saw him somewhere. *Sarah: I'm going to take some air. *Tyson: Alone? It's dangerous! *Sarah: Master Jensen taught me well. *Sam: It's still dangerous, I should assist you! *Daemon: Here we go again! Yo, this guy ain't givin' up?! *Sarah: Actually, yeah, you can come too.I need you to drive the ship. *Sam: Yeah! Where do you wanna go, dear? Sky is the limit! *Sarah: *slap* Just come! *Daemon: If I were you, I'd set the ship on auto-pilot... *Sam: Shush! *Sarah: Tyson, you're coming? Suddenly, Tyson's face changed, as he remembered something important. *Tyson: I'm coming! *Daemon: We're coming too! *Tyson: Nah, you should stay here, guys. *Jet: But what if... *Ace: Let them go, we're talking with Tyson, remember? They'll be alright! The three got in a ship, and Sarah told Sam to head towards Arizona.There, they went at the Greenwood Memorial Lawn Cemetery in Phoenix. *Sam: What are we doing here? But Sam did not get any answer from either Sarah or Tyson.He was standing behind, as Tyson and Sarah advanced towards two graves, where Sarah placed a bouquet of flowers on each.They were standing there for a couple of minutes without moving. *Sarah: Mom, dad... I know you're looking over us from above.I just wish that... sigh... Suddenly, she realized the graves were dug.Sarah was stunned for a second, and went closely to the graves. *Sarah: Tyson! Look! *Tyson: What?! *Sarah: The graves look like someone unearthed the graves! *Tyson: What the?! *Sam: Huh?! I don't think so... looks like someone was rather planting some flowers on it. *Tyson: Phew... Sam's right.look, there are some seeds over there.Don't worry sis... *Sarah: Oh... okay... even so, it's... Sarah didn't even get to finish her phrase, because she heard a noise coming from behind a tombstone.From behind the tombstone came a guest-less Vectronian in liquid form, who was slowly advancing towards the Murrays.Tyson charged his arms with electricity, but the Vectronian jumped on Sarah's face, trying to combine.Tyson could not strike the alien, as it could also hurt Sarah. *Sarah: Aaaah! *Tyson: Sarah! *Sam: Oh no! *Tyson: Sam! Do something! *Sam: I'm afraid I can... *Tyson: You're pathetic! You're useless! Tyson sent a small bolt at the alien, enough to hurt it and save Sarah.But, the unification was complete, and Sarah did manage to tame the Vetronian.As the Vectronian disappeared, Sarah's eyes started to glow and sent a ray to open a vortex, from which came a small reptile with sharp teeth, and muscles. *Chalez: I'm surprised... you're lucky with the kid's bolt I lost my consciousness, gave you enough time to somehow tame me.I feel weird, like I betrayed my planet *Sarah: Ah! Go away! *Chalez: Calm down... *Sam: Well... looks like you tamed your own alien. *Chalez: Indeed, my name is Chalez! *Sarah: I'm Sarah.Nice to meet you, then.Hehe! That's my brother, Tyson, and this is Sam. *Chalez: Pleasure to meet you. *Sam: Pleasure's ours.Now wait a second... *takes out syringe* Sarah I need some blood from you. *Sarah: Ow... *Sam: Now I have to insert it all in Chalez. *Chalez: Trying to destroy the chip? *Sam: This way, your friends will not find us. *Tyson: So this is what Ace was talking about. *Sam: Speaking of Ace... *takes out communicator* We better call him.Ace? *Ace(Radio): Sam, something happened? *Sam: Looks like Sarah got herself a Vectronian. *Ace(Radio): Really? That's good news I guess! So, what did you do? *Sam: Err... we just, flew from here to there and, you know... *Ace(Radio): Wow, interesting... Okay then, see ya back at base.Over! *Tyson: So, little fella, what can you do? *Chalez: Oh, you'll see... okay Sarah, let's test a bit your new powers.Try to pick up that tree over there! *Sarah,Tyson&Sam: What?! *Chalez: Just try it! You won't regret it! *Sarah: If the tree falls on me, I won't live to regret it. Sarah went at the tree, and easily lift it up, like it was made of plastic.She then dropped the tree in the same spot.Everyone was amazed by Sarah's new powers. *Sarah: Whoa! That... was... awesome! *Chalez: Yeah, I am awesome, I know it. *Sam: Such strength. *Tyson: Yeah now a slap from you will be like a thousand. *Chalez: But it's not your only power, you also get incredible speed.Try to make some laps around. Sarah started running around, her speed increasing by every lap.She was doing thirty laps in five seconds.She then stopped, once again being amazed. *Sarah: Oh my god! It's so awesome! *Chalez: Now, we're one.I think you guys are the ones fighting to save Earth.I feel bad I betrayed by planet, but afterall, they didn't do anything for me.So fuck 'em! *Sam: Come on let's go home already! Back at the base, Sarah presented Chalez to everyone there.Chalez quickly befriended with the rest of the Vectronians.The day passed without anything to happen.For an hour, Sarah trained with Chalez, and then everyone spent the rest of the day as they wished. No new characters Hope you enjoyed it! Notify of... after 18 episodes I guess you know what to do NOTE: Well, I know that I forgot to add a cosplay of a character [Master Jensen], I will add it in another episode, since he's not just some usual minor character. Keep the Ace up your Sleeve! ~Samil
  12. Maccer and Jezz Torrent. Where in Blueberry can you find spots that glow in a blue light?
  13. I actually got to say that law starts to get fucked up.How the hell can they arrest someone for a cooked triangle covered with salami, olives, ketchup and other crap? I understand if you receive an amend, but God, held in JAIL? For a slice of pizza? Next time you should try to eat it to hide the evidence.
  14. F, all cops in the game are gay. Also, Pedro, sorry for not answering at your chat on FB, was in game. xD Pass.
  15. 17 I think. Q: Where is the barber shop with the Epsilon cultist located?
  16. Here comes the next contestant...

  17. Former Ballas member, got owned in Los Sepulcros. Q: What was the reason Johnny Sindacco had a heart attack?
  18. 21, nice place to ask it lol. A: Vigilante, Paramedic, Taxi Driver, Firefighter, Pimp, Robbery, Freight, and maybe those challenges too. Pass.
  19. Mate, congratulations, you just bumped a one year old topic.
  20. Well, I think it might be Sweet with 23 mission appearances. T/F: After 100% game completion, the Varrios Los Aztecas will stop attacking the GSF, and in reverse.
  21. Q: What weapons can you find in the 'Panopticon' area?
  22. I think it was because he stole his rhymes, or something like that, I might be wrong. Q: How many years did Carl spend in LC?
  23. You're saying that you didn't install GTA San Andreas? But anyway, I might have mistaken. So you don't have the gta_sa.set? Hmm... [NOTE: I wrote this phrase before the one above about the game installation, if it is installed, follow these steps, it might work.If you are having trouble with the GTA Installer or something (it's downloaded or sort), maybe you can do the same thing with it] In that case, all I can suggest now is that you run the gta_sa.exe as Administrator.Simple enough to enable, just right-click on it, select the 'Compatibility' tab and check the 'Run this program as an Administrator' box.Then 'Apply' and 'OK'. Hope I helped in anyway, if not, I'm sorry.
  24. Try deleting your gta_sa.set in the User Files, maybe that will work.
  25. Peeps, add me on Facebook! :] Write your names! ^^

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    2. Samil

      Samil

      Do you have any idea how many Pedro Prowers I found? xD

      Got any pic?

    3. Samil

      Samil

      Nvm. lol appears the others were actually Pedro POWER.Loooooool! =))

    4. Miles Pedro Prower
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