ToonSkull

They can call it Shit Flies for all I care. Doesn't anyone else but myself notice, you will see ads for Jurassic Park 3, back to back three nights in a row on TNT? Then the very next week it "premieres" on the Sci Fi or SyFy channel? Typing "SyFy" makes me feel illiterate. Other than that, my Dad pays $50 a month for us to have 200 channels of pure garbage. Where are the older movies (no I am not talking AMC) what did they burn them? No, you see the cable networks are group owned and purchase the rights to show certain movies. For example MTV owns Nickelodeon. That's why "Ren and Stimpy" was aired on both networks. So the cheap asses can save money shuffling shows around. I saw in the guide last week that "National Treasure" played on SyFy, it has nothing to do with killer robots, space aliens, etc.. This renaming is just a lame attempt to be able to mix in a bunch of movies from the other networks.

Wow what good swimmers. Actually the mother doesn't have a pool to piss in with this case. I am not a doctor but I am pretty sure you can't get preggers from pool water, public toilet seats, kissing boys, etc.. More likely her daughter got with the pool boy. Pool water normally has chemicals in it and the sperm couldn't swim through the water before dying.

Sorry about the late update but yesterday Joshua and I were and a combo graduation/birthday party for our cousin Heather. She had a really cool party at the local train station with good eats and a DJ. But now on with the update, Joshua is now working on adding the additional dialog (audio that I gave him) to make the missions a bit more pleasing to the ears. He said as long as Mom stays off his back this week he can actually get it done soon. Mom wants him outside doing "things". I am putting together the JOE installer and uninstaller. Yes, it will make backups so you can install and uninstall this mod. I don't think it will work with Vista, unless you have your files stored outside the Program Files area. I am 100% certain this will work with the XP and lesser windows versions. But for Vista users I am making a document on manual install. The PRO version will not have an installer just documentation on how to make backups and compile the MAIN.SCM. File Front has been real nasty and blew away all my images this month. They no longer support images and even my sig is gone so I better go fix that now. Josh and I made accounts with webshots for our images and Josh is more pissed than I am because his tutorials got hosed.

I believe in recycled souls. Not that you come back as a rat or a dung beetle but as human. There are actually few religions that don't believe in reincarnation on some level. To make life fair, such as the deaths young people, I believe a system is in place to recycle the soul and give it another shot. I think Catholics believe the unbaptized soul of a child goes to limbo. I am not catholic just going by something I heard. I believe God created a universe full of life. Why does one create anything? You create stories, pictures, games to entertain and amuse. This little fragment of life (humans) will die, and I believe we will be given the ability to create our own worlds in this vast universe. Children of our own to watch, to laugh at, or cry over. Think of the universe as the untouched canvas.

OMG! am I a... man then? this is ridiculous, there are so many examples that prove this wrong. no need to say more. but I guess this is for those that find it funny. Have you checked your hormones lately? Rape doesn't equal sex, no more than love equal sex. They "psychologists" say, the average male thinks about sex every 20 minutes. I don't think about it much but I am not "average". No one is average. You can't put people into boxes. You can say that due to hormones, they have different effects on our thinking process. A fun thing I did at school, I went down a hall with a girl and we took notes on what we observed. The teacher collected our notes and my attention was focused on people and what they were doing. The girl's notes were focused on the decor of hall pictures and wall outlets. From that small experiment, we drew the theory that males tend to focus on people while females tend to focus on details of the environment. Kokane is correct, I think there are many aggressive women in the world if you open your eyes. Don't fall for the media mandate.

For San Andreas? BIKE 500.0 0.8 1.8 1.2 0.0 0.07 -0.09 103 1.6 0.9 0.48 5 220.0 40.0 R P 15.0 0.50 0 35.0 0.85 0.15 0.0 0.05 100000 0.15 -0.16 0.5 0.0 10102 1 1 ;Bike Data for Reading: (Below the boats data section) ! BIKE 0.33 0.15 0.28 0.15 45.0 38.0 0.93 0.70 0.5 0.1 35.0 -40.0 -0.009 0.7 0.6

Peel off the center sticker and using house hold oil "3 in 1 Oil" place one drop on the axle. Cover using tape or another sticker of the same size. Works all the time from my experience. Quiets the fans and prolongs the life.

I find from observation of my parents, that it shows the most when they are driving. My dad drives with his gaze fixed forward his eyes traveling in a machine like scan of the road before him. My mom will point out the yard sales and points of interest to the left and right that he fails to notice as we travel down the road. Meanwhile if my mom drives she tends to look all over hitting curbs and crashing into things as I claw at the dashboard and scream like a little girl. Is that the difference, well our car insurance seems to think so. Mom has a ticket or an accident on average of at least once a year. In 2007 she killed my dad's KIA and blamed it on the other woman who was talking on her cell phone. Dad asked her what she was doing at the time. She admitted that she was trying to cut off the semi truck behind her. In 2008 she got ticketed for doing 35 mph in a school zone. She said it was the female officer's fault for following her and making her nervous. She says it's hard to pay attention to your speed when you are looking in the mirror. So far this year isn't over just yet...

Coke... no really a coke.

Briefs. Usually clean. Sometimes.

It makes you think, couldn't you run bathroom appliances on a reduced current? Not that a laptop is a bathroom appliance. If all the electrical outlets in the bathroom ran through a 12 volt DC transformer, the bulbs could be 12 volt, even the electric tooth brush and hairdryer. Then the most you could get off something being dropped into the tub would be a tickle. Unless you ran an extension cord from the next room. The laptop must of had an AC connector on the back, my mom's uses a power brick that plugs into the outlet. If she had that or was running on battery she couldn't get fried.

AH, beat my brother in here this time. Welcome to the Friday update. Well I managed to find even more to rip out of the SCRIPT audio and toss. I did a remix on some of the audio, and found some great TTS software to add even more voices. Don't worry they won't sound like robots... I know my sounds. I have to wait for JAB (Joshua) to finish fine tuning about 3 missions and it looks to me like a mid to late July release but I won't jinx it by saying it so... I think we all know how something simple can snowball into something much bigger. Josh was working on the "Epislon Cult" and "Jefferson Airplane" last. Looking over his notes I see, he has to do Chinese Steak, Donuts From Hell, and Court Room Riot remaining. Well as some of you may know it is the 4th of July tomorrow, and we have parties, shoot off fireworks, get drunk and go to jail. I think it has something to do with England. I don't know why but it seems to be some kind of holiday here... I just go with the flow and don't ask too many questions. Happy 4th, of whatever.

Seriously, drugs. For my step-grandmother at Walmart. She was short on cash and paid me back.

Cheapest: Technically if you are just looking at playing the ONE game GTA IV... Then buy a used Xbox and a used game at the used game store in the mall. Play the nuts off it then sell it in the paper or back to the used game store Midranged: Upgrade your current PC to play the game, buy a new or used copy at the mall. Costly: Find a good PC with good graphics, RAM, and plenty of room for future expansion and get the new copy at the mall. Bill Gates: Buy Rockstar. But seriously the 360 came out in late 2005 and even if they plan to replace it there will be plenty of used ones around. PC impo is the best way to go. I myself own a PS2, but don't play it that much, I am always on my PC. I could never run GTA IV on this system. Since I am running Linux Kubuntu and the system is only 512MB RAM with a 256MB Nvidia card (older model), I don't even play much games on here except my online games. I have played GTA IV on the 360 at my cousin's house and I didn't care for it. I stick with Vice City and VCS on my PS2.

This has really been a sore spot with me for a few years. Why must we upgrade the video cards? The Nvidia or ATI logos always pop up in full view on most every game you play. Last year, I was ready to buy the game Spore from EA when I downloaded the demo, it popped up after the install that it required pixel shader 2.0 WHY?! If I don't desire the high level graphics why not set a lower graphic level option? Am I going to really care if my pixels are shaded. Some people wouldn't even notice. My dad explained that these graphics card companies are in league with the software manufacturers to force the high end gamer to upgrade the video at least every 2 years. I feel I should have the right to install the game on any system and the software should adjust to the system. Hell I should be able to play the game in wire frame mode if want. Anyway after my brother upgraded his system I finally got my chance to demo Spore and got bored with Spore pretty quick. I recently tried another game demo Black and White 2 and couldn't run the demo, even on my brother's PC. He just did a complete rebuild last February. Not even 4 months and it is telling him his PC is not good enough. Well that is my opinion, I believe if people want crappy analog TV then they should have the option to watch it. But now the FCC passed that HD thing here in the US and any TV (like mine) can only play PS2 games. No signals are broadcast in FM anymore. My grandpa said that is another conspiracy to force people to buy the newer more expensive HD TV sets. He has a box on his analog and said the volume level sucks. What is your opinion?

Sure why not. The handling file is just a text file. Best to open with notepad click on Format on your tool bar and make sure "word wrap" is not marked. Anything with a semicolon is for you to read and ignored by the program. For example; ; Author: Bill Henderson ; Created 10/12/1999 ; ; > COMMENTS < ; ------------ ; TWEAK AT YOUR OWN RISK ; The first line of code is way down there; LANDSTAL 1700.0 5008.3 2.5 0.0 0.0 -0.3 85 0.75 0.85 0.5 5 160.0 25.0 20.0 4 D 6.2 0.60 0 35.0 2.4 0.08 0.0 0.28 -0.14 0.5 0.25 0.27 0.23 25000 20 500002 0 1 0 This is the handling for the Landstalker. 1700.0 is the vehicle weight (values in metrics) If you increase this value to 25000.0 when you hit a light weight car you won't feel it. Just like jousting the heavier unit wins. The 5008.3 is the mass on a turn and this makes the Landstalker very easy to flip. Drag is how much the vehicle will slow down on its own. A zero value means it won't stop on its own. The next 3 numbers are the location of the vehicle center of gravity. Playing with these values can have some freeky results (cars that flop around like fish). See this? ; (N) TransmissionData.fMaxVelocity [5.0 to 150.0] ; (O) TransmissionData.fEngineAcceleration [0.1 to 10.0] The Landstalker has 5 gear transmission and right after that is 160.0 which is its top speed and acceleration of 25.0 Those are the values to increase to make it go faster. To continue, where this starts to get kind of tricky is at the end of the line and the "flags" are written in hexadecimal. For example if the vehicle you are editing has a 2G Boost the first digit would be 2 but if you want both the 2G Boost and NPC ANTI ROLL then you would add 4 and make it a 6. Anything with letters A - F are really numbers 10 - 15 but since we need 2 spaces to type 10 the letter A is the substitute. Be sure to back up your file, experiment and get messy. Vincent

Well if you get a trainer like Crazy Trainer or Admin Console you don't need an ID you just run the trainer then the game when you load your game ALT+TAB back to your trainer. Select any vehicle you want inside the garage by name. ALT+TAB back into the game and look in the garage. As far as what 20 cars you installed, I really have no idea what mod you used. So just run the list A to Z.

This might not be a funny pic but I heard about you Huckleberry Pie. Shame on you Huck!!

Cheat codes and trainers help. Download a trainer that allows you to place the car inside your garage.

People are pretty tight about not sharing unmodded files here. But your problem sounds Vista related to me. Did you do a full uninstall first and then reinstall?

Ok this is your problem "Windows Vista" and why I run Linux and my brother runs XP. If you modify or create a program in the “program files” directory, or a program does it for you, Vista will play tricks on you. This includes: 1. Editing a file yourself, even if you have administrator privleges 2. Any program that writes a data file to the program files directory (unless it’s an installer). 3. Any program that writes configuration or .ini files to the program files directory (unless that program was launched by an installer). Vista makes some sort of “shadow” copy. That’s what happens when Vista asks for special permission to continue with the “file save” or delete. You will find the old file lurking in: C:\Users\USER ID\AppData\Local\VirtualStore\Program Files\ So you could mess with it there. So if you want to make changes to a program you must install it to something other than the default directory. Some Vista users install to the desktop. I would try to reinstall to C:\Rockstar Games\GTA San Andreas Modded (if you have the drive space for two installs). Then edit the handling.cfg file as you please. My bro Josh has no problems running SA in XP, but recently assembled a new system. Using a dual core processor he found out he must set the affinity to which processor to run it on. SA lags a bit on my system, but I have had much success running my Vice City in Linux using Wine.

1. You go to google and google an good face shot you like of Kurt Russel 2. Drink Coco-cola! 3. Follow my brothers editing the peds tutorial as I just did. Q. Post said image for people to download ?. Eh, raise the dead. The pop it back inside your gta3.img file. WMYST.bmp I used serious young Kurt from the old days. Not perfect but he only took about 20 minutes.

I guess I will have to find a French girl to date. Damn. Everybody I know hates the French. It's called personal hygene mate, we aren't all a bunch of dirty animals! I try to shower every morning, but sometimes I oversleep and dont have time so if that happens I'll do it when I get in from school. Things are always changing... except my clothes, but some day in the future the robots and cyborgs will discover that taking too many showers is the leading cause of cancer. Also known as rust.

Yes TV's R cool. I have 4. I don't watch them, I just collect them. I also have 10 fingers, if you have 10 fingers we could be friends...