TUN3R

Omg that's hilarious XD

Dead my ass.

M4, SPAS12 and UZI are all I need. Minigun is cool too but most SA-MP servers ban it so I can't use it there... My favorite weapon hmm... Hunter.

Awesome!

Don't remember but I think you just have to finish in one piece Shouldn't be hard to do it in a decent time tho...

I got the collection (I + II + III + VC + SA) for 5

Lol? How the hell would you install a SAMI script without SAMI? It doesn't take much logic to realize you can't...

Yes

I have about 3 large boxes of PS1, Sega Saturn and 3DO games (mixed together), a box of PS2 games, a small closet full of NES, SNES and Genesis games and a shitload of PC games. Those days when I could buy all the games I wanted are over, now if I rarely get a game, I get it from Steam. I wanted to buy an Ecks Bawks Three Sixty, and I can buy one at the moment, but I'd rather not risk getting RROD or getting hacked like the PSN users. Most notable games I have for every platform: NES -Felix VS Jerry -Contra -Excite Bike -And many others... SNES: -Super Mario Bros... 3? Fuck I don't remember much about the SNES, got it at the same time with the 3DO so... Genesis: -Mortal Kombat -Narc 3DO: -The Need For Speed, only game I actually remember on this platform. I also have the Special Edition for Windows and PS1. And Skyline Memorial which I don't remember much about... PS1: -Driver: You Are The Wheelman -Driver 2: The Wheelman is Back -007: The World is Not Enough -Need For Speed Hot Pursuit -Need For Speed High Stakes -Need For Speed Porsche -Spider-Man -Vigilante V8 (I think that was the name lol) -Vigilante V8 2 Saturn: -Tomb Raider PS2: -GTA San Andreas -GTA Vice City Stories, my last PS2 game. -Need For Speed Hot Pursuit 2 -Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition -Burnout 3: Takedown -Burnout: Revenge PC; -GTA series -NFS series -Max Payne series -The Sims series -Postal 2, why do I feel a sudden urge to prepare spaghetti after I play this game... -Sim City series MAXIS FOR THE WIN! -Valve games -Too many fuckin' games.

That's totally not true... the Honda thing I mean. I guess I have to answer the question too sigh. False: He'll notice regardless of whether you use a weapon with the ''silenced'' trait or not. [T/F] Apart from animation bugs, there is no other way to survive a normally lethal fall.

No idea. I use ImgTool 2.0 and GGMM. Worked well so far but if you want like an installer and replaces all these files automatically then I don't know... you could try SAMI but it's very buggy.

Bad news for me...

Well yeah I know that

Some country girl: You sure have big muscles. Carl Johnson: Thanks, I look good. But I'm an asshole. And... Hobo: When I find that Chihuahua I'll kill it. That slaps me on the knee.

I thought it was obvious I meant gaming on PC but I guess it's hard to understand...

Here ya go, just create a file called ''weapons'' and save it as .dat with this in it, then replace the one you have. I don't wanna upload the actual file, it's pointless. # # ALL WEAPONS #----------------------------------------------- # A: string weaponType # B: string eFireType # C,D: float targetRange, weaponRange # E,F: int modelId1, modelId2 # G,H: int reloadSampleTime1, reloadSampleTime2 # I: int weaponslot # #GUN DATA (use $ identifier) #----------------------------------------------- # J: AssocGroupId # K: int ammoClip # L: int damage # M,N,O: float fireOffset x, y, z # P: int skillLevel 0:POOR 1:STD 2:PRO # Q: req stat level to get this weapon skill level # R, S: float accuracy (0.5 - 2.0f), move speed (0.5 - 1.5) # T,U,V: int animLoop start, end, fire # W,X,Y: int animLoop2 start, end, fire # Z: int breakoutTime # # a: hex flags # # b,c: float speed, radius # d,e: float lifespan, spread # # # 1stDigit: CANAIM:1 AIMWITHARM:2 1STPERSON:4 ONLYFREEAIM:8 # 2ndDigit: MOVEAIM:1 MOVEFIRE:2 # 3rdDigit: THROW:1 HEAVY:2 CONTINUOUSFIRE:4 TWIN_PISTOL:8 # 4thDigit: RELOAD:1 CROUCHFIRE:2 RELOAD2START:4 LONG_RELOAD:8 # 5thDigit: SLOWSDWN:1 RANDSPEED:2 EXPANDS:4 # # MELEE DATA (use £ identifier) #----------------------------------------------- # J: string baseCombo # K: int numCombos # L: hex flags # # Melee Weapons #-----------------------ranges------modelIds----slot----baseCombo---numCombos---flags---steathanimgrp---- # A B C D E F I J K L M £ UNARMED MELEE 10.0 1.6 -1 -1 0 UNARMED 4 1 null £ BRASSKNUCKLE MELEE 10.0 1.6 331 -1 0 UNARMED 4 1 null £ GOLFCLUB MELEE 10.0 1.6 333 -1 1 BBALLBAT 1 1 null £ NIGHTSTICK MELEE 10.0 1.6 334 -1 1 BBALLBAT 1 1 null £ KNIFE MELEE 10.0 1.6 335 -1 1 KNIFE 1 1 stealth_kn £ BASEBALLBAT MELEE 10.0 1.6 336 -1 1 BBALLBAT 1 1 null £ SHOVEL MELEE 10.0 1.6 337 -1 1 BBALLBAT 1 1 null £ POOLCUE MELEE 10.0 1.6 338 -1 1 BBALLBAT 1 1 null £ KATANA MELEE 10.0 1.6 339 -1 1 SWORD 1 1 null #£ SKATEBOARD MELEE 10.0 1.6 340 -1 1 SKATEBOARD 1 1 null £ CHAINSAW MELEE 10.0 1.6 341 -1 1 CHAINSAW 1 201 null # gifts ---------------- £ DILDO1 MELEE 10.0 1.6 321 -1 10 DILDO 1 1 null £ DILDO2 MELEE 10.0 1.6 322 -1 10 KNIFE 1 1 null £ VIBE1 MELEE 10.0 1.6 323 -1 10 DILDO 1 1 null £ VIBE2 MELEE 10.0 1.6 324 -1 10 KNIFE 1 1 null £ FLOWERS MELEE 10.0 1.6 325 -1 10 FLOWERS 1 1 null £ CANE MELEE 10.0 1.6 326 -1 10 SWORD 1 1 null #- special ------------- £ PARACHUTE MELEE 10.0 1.6 371 -1 11 UNARMED 1 1 null # # Gun Weapons #-------------------------------ranges------modelIds----slot-animgrp----ammo-dam----offset--------------skill---------------loop1--------loop2----break-flags-------old_shot_data------- # A B C D E F I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e ################ $ GRENADE PROJECTILE 30.0 40.0 342 -1 8 grenade 1 75 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 1.0 1.0 0 99 6 0 99 8 99 100 0.25 -1.0 800.0 1.0 $ TEARGAS PROJECTILE 30.0 40.0 343 -1 8 grenade 1 75 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 1.0 1.0 0 99 6 0 99 10 99 100 0.25 -1.0 800.0 1.0 $ MOLOTOV PROJECTILE 30.0 40.0 344 -1 8 grenade 1 75 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 1.0 1.0 0 99 6 0 99 8 99 100 0.25 -1.0 2000.0 5.0 $ ROCKET PROJECTILE 30.0 40.0 345 -1 8 null 1 75 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 1.0 1.0 0 99 6 0 99 10 99 100 0.25 -1.0 800.0 1.0 $ ROCKET_HS PROJECTILE 30.0 40.0 345 -1 8 null 1 75 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 1.0 1.0 0 99 6 0 99 10 99 100 0.25 -1.0 800.0 1.0 $ FREEFALL_BOMB PROJECTILE 30.0 40.0 345 -1 8 null 1 75 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 1.0 1.0 0 99 6 0 99 10 99 100 0.25 -1.0 800.0 1.0 ################ $ PISTOL INSTANT_HIT 25.0 30.0 346 -1 2 colt45 17 25 0.25 0.05 0.09 0 0 0.75 1.0 6 17 6 6 16 6 99 3033 $ PISTOL INSTANT_HIT 30.0 35.0 346 -1 2 colt45 17 25 0.25 0.05 0.09 1 40 1.0 1.0 6 15 6 6 15 6 99 3033 $ PISTOL INSTANT_HIT 35.0 35.0 346 -1 2 colt45pro 34 25 0.25 0.05 0.09 2 999 1.25 1.0 6 18 6 6 17 6 99 3833 $ PISTOL INSTANT_HIT 30.0 35.0 346 -1 2 colt_cop 17 25 0.25 0.05 0.09 3 5000 1.0 1.0 6 15 6 6 15 6 99 7031 $ PISTOL_SILENCED INSTANT_HIT 25.0 30.0 347 -1 2 silenced 17 40 0.40 0.05 0.15 0 0 1.0 1.0 6 20 6 6 20 6 40 7001 $ PISTOL_SILENCED INSTANT_HIT 30.0 35.0 347 -1 2 silenced 17 40 0.40 0.05 0.15 1 500 1.25 1.2 6 18 6 6 18 6 40 7011 $ PISTOL_SILENCED INSTANT_HIT 35.0 35.0 347 -1 2 silenced 17 40 0.40 0.05 0.15 2 999 1.5 1.5 6 17 6 6 17 6 40 7031 $ DESERT_EAGLE INSTANT_HIT 25.0 30.0 348 -1 2 pythonbad 7 70 0.41 0.03 0.12 0 0 0.75 1.0 7 36 8 6 30 7 40 7001 $ DESERT_EAGLE INSTANT_HIT 30.0 35.0 348 -1 2 python 7 140 0.41 0.03 0.12 1 200 1.0 1.2 6 30 7 6 28 7 40 7011 $ DESERT_EAGLE INSTANT_HIT 35.0 35.0 348 -1 2 python 7 140 0.41 0.03 0.12 2 999 1.25 1.5 6 28 7 6 28 7 40 7031 ################ $ SHOTGUN INSTANT_HIT 30.0 40.0 349 -1 3 shotgunbad 1 10 0.82 -0.02 0.23 0 0 1.0 1.0 6 40 7 6 40 7 28 2001 $ SHOTGUN INSTANT_HIT 35.0 40.0 349 -1 3 shotgun 1 10 0.82 -0.02 0.25 1 200 1.2 1.1 6 38 7 6 40 7 20 2011 $ SHOTGUN INSTANT_HIT 40.0 40.0 349 -1 3 shotgun 1 10 0.82 -0.02 0.25 2 999 1.4 1.3 6 38 7 6 40 7 25 2031 $ SAWNOFF INSTANT_HIT 25.0 30.0 350 -1 3 sawnoff 2 10 0.56 0.0 0.15 0 0 0.7 1.0 6 15 6 6 15 6 30 3033 $ SAWNOFF INSTANT_HIT 30.0 35.0 350 -1 3 sawnoff 2 10 0.56 0.0 0.15 1 200 0.8 1.1 6 15 6 6 15 6 30 3033 $ SAWNOFF INSTANT_HIT 35.0 35.0 350 -1 3 sawnoffpro 4 10 0.56 0.0 0.15 2 999 0.9 1.3 6 15 6 6 15 6 30 3833 $ SPAS12 INSTANT_HIT 35.0 40.0 351 -1 3 buddy 7 15 0.75 -0.06 0.22 0 0 1.4 1.0 6 18 7 6 18 7 35 7001 $ SPAS12 INSTANT_HIT 40.0 40.0 351 -1 3 buddy 7 15 0.75 -0.06 0.22 1 200 1.8 1.0 6 16 7 6 16 7 35 7011 $ SPAS12 INSTANT_HIT 40.0 40.0 351 -1 3 buddy 7 15 0.75 -0.06 0.22 2 999 2.0 1.2 6 16 7 6 16 7 35 7031 ################ $ MICRO_UZI INSTANT_HIT 25.0 30.0 352 -1 4 colt45 50 20 0.25 0.0 0.11 0 0 0.75 1.0 6 10 6 6 10 6 99 3013 $ MICRO_UZI INSTANT_HIT 30.0 35.0 352 -1 4 colt45 50 20 0.25 0.0 0.11 1 50 1.05 1.0 6 10 6 6 10 6 99 3033 $ MICRO_UZI INSTANT_HIT 35.0 35.0 352 -1 4 colt45pro 100 20 0.25 0.0 0.11 2 999 1.1 1.0 6 10 6 6 10 6 99 3833 $ TEC9 INSTANT_HIT 25.0 30.0 372 -1 4 colt45 50 20 0.45 -0.05 0.11 0 0 0.75 1.0 11 15 12 6 11 7 99 3013 $ TEC9 INSTANT_HIT 30.0 35.0 372 -1 4 colt45 50 20 0.45 -0.05 0.11 1 50 1.05 1.0 11 15 12 6 11 7 99 3033 $ TEC9 INSTANT_HIT 35.0 35.0 372 -1 4 colt45pro 100 20 0.45 -0.05 0.11 2 999 1.1 1.0 11 15 12 6 11 7 99 3833 $ MP5 INSTANT_HIT 35.0 40.0 353 -1 4 uzibad 30 25 0.51 -0.01 0.20 0 0 0.75 1.1 6 9 7 6 9 6 30 7001 $ MP5 INSTANT_HIT 40.0 45.0 353 -1 4 uzi 30 25 0.51 -0.01 0.20 1 250 1.0 1.3 6 9 7 6 9 6 30 7011 $ MP5 INSTANT_HIT 45.0 45.0 353 -1 4 uzi 30 25 0.51 -0.01 0.20 2 999 1.2 1.5 6 9 7 6 9 6 30 7031 ################ $ AK47 INSTANT_HIT 40.0 70.0 355 -1 5 riflebad 30 30 0.78 -0.06 0.13 0 0 0.40 0.9 6 10 7 6 10 7 99 7001 $ AK47 INSTANT_HIT 45.0 70.0 355 -1 5 rifle 30 30 0.78 -0.06 0.13 1 200 0.50 1.0 6 10 7 6 10 7 99 7011 $ AK47 INSTANT_HIT 50.0 70.0 355 -1 5 rifle 30 30 0.78 -0.06 0.13 2 999 0.60 1.1 6 10 7 6 10 7 99 7031 $ M4 INSTANT_HIT 40.0 90.0 356 -1 5 riflebad 50 30 0.74 -0.04 0.13 0 0 0.45 0.9 6 10 7 6 10 7 99 7001 $ M4 INSTANT_HIT 45.0 90.0 356 -1 5 rifle 50 30 0.74 -0.04 0.13 1 200 0.65 1.0 6 10 7 6 10 7 99 7011 $ M4 INSTANT_HIT 50.0 90.0 356 -1 5 rifle 50 30 0.74 -0.04 0.13 2 999 0.80 1.1 6 10 7 6 10 7 99 7031 ################ #$ COUNTRYRIFLE INSTANT_HIT 50.0 100.0 357 -1 6 sniper 1 75 0.7 -0.05 0.2 0 0 0.75 1.0 6 17 7 6 17 7 99 A018 $ COUNTRYRIFLE INSTANT_HIT 55.0 100.0 357 -1 6 sniper 1 75 0.7 -0.05 0.2 1 300 1.0 1.2 6 17 7 6 17 7 99 A008 #$ COUNTRYRIFLE INSTANT_HIT 60.0 100.0 357 -1 6 sniper 1 75 0.7 -0.05 0.2 2 999 1.25 1.3 6 17 7 6 17 7 99 A038 #$ SNIPERRIFLE INSTANT_HIT 40.0 100.0 358 -1 6 sniper 1 125 0.7 -0.05 0.2 0 0 0.75 1.0 6 17 7 6 17 7 99 A014 $ SNIPERRIFLE INSTANT_HIT 50.0 100.0 358 -1 6 sniper 1 125 0.7 -0.05 0.2 1 300 1.0 1.0 6 17 7 6 17 7 99 A014 #$ SNIPERRIFLE INSTANT_HIT 60.0 100.0 358 -1 6 sniper 1 125 0.7 -0.05 0.2 2 999 1.25 1.0 6 17 7 6 17 7 99 A014 ################ $ RLAUNCHER PROJECTILE 50.0 55.0 359 -1 7 rocket 1 75 0.42 0.0 0.05 1 0 1.0 1.0 11 19 12 14 99 15 99 48214 $ RLAUNCHER_HS PROJECTILE 50.0 55.0 360 -1 7 rocket 1 75 0.42 0.0 0.05 1 0 1.0 1.0 11 19 12 14 99 15 99 48214 $ FTHROWER AREA_EFFECT 4.0 5.1 361 -1 7 flame 500 25 0.98 0.0 0.40 1 0 1.0 1.0 11 12 11 11 12 11 35 30238 0.5 0.0075 1000.0 2.0 $ MINIGUN INSTANT_HIT 65.0 75.0 362 -1 7 flame 500 140 1.15 0.0 0.40 1 0 1.0 1.0 11 12 11 11 12 11 35 238 ############# $ SATCHEL_CHARGE PROJECTILE 30.0 40.0 363 364 8 grenade 1 75 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 1.0 1.0 0 99 6 0 99 9 99 100 0.25 -1.0 800.0 1.0 $ DETONATOR USE 25.0 25.0 364 -1 12 null 1 0 0.0 0.0 0.13 1 0 1.0 1.0 0 10 3 0 10 3 99 0 ################ $ SPRAYCAN AREA_EFFECT 4.0 6.1 365 -1 9 spraycan 500 1 0.20 0.0 -0.1 1 0 1.0 1.0 12 58 13 11 58 13 99 0431 0.05 0.5 1000.0 0.01 $ EXTINGUISHER AREA_EFFECT 10.0 10.1 366 -1 9 flame 500 1 0.45 0.10 0.15 1 0 1.0 1.0 11 12 11 11 12 11 35 0038 0.1 0.5 1000.0 0.01 $ CAMERA CAMERA 70.0 100.0 367 -1 9 rifle 36 0 0.0 -0.0 -0.0 1 0 1.0 1.0 10 99 11 14 99 15 0 4 ################ $ NIGHTVISION USE 70.0 100.0 368 -1 11 goggles 0 0 0.0 -0.0 -0.0 1 0 1.0 1.0 10 99 11 14 99 15 0 0 $ INFRARED USE 70.0 100.0 369 -1 11 goggles 0 0 0.0 -0.0 -0.0 1 0 1.0 1.0 10 99 11 14 99 15 0 0 #$ JETPACK USE 25.0 25.0 370 -1 9 null 1 0 0.0 0.0 0.13 1 0 1.0 1.0 0 10 3 0 10 3 99 0 # # Gun Aiming Offsets #-------------------AimX----AimZ--------DuckX---DuckZ---RLoad-A/B---CrouchRLoad-A/B-- # A B C D E F G H I % python 0.1 0.5 0.0 0.0 254 633 254 633 % pythonbad 0.1 0.55 0.05 0.0 254 633 254 633 % colt45 0.2 0.6 0.1 0.1 254 633 254 633 % colt_cop 0.2 0.6 0.1 0.0 254 633 254 633 % colt45pro 0.2 0.6 0.1 0.0 254 633 254 633 % sawnoff 0.2 0.6 0.1 0.1 189 815 254 633 % sawnoffpro 0.2 0.6 0.1 0.0 189 815 254 633 % silenced 0.1 0.55 0.1 0.0 254 633 254 633 % shotgun 0.18 0.44 0.0 0.0 0 726 0 726 % shotgunbad 0.15 0.15 0.0 0.0 0 726 0 726 % buddy 0.22 0.1 0.0 0.0 383 689 271 619 % buddybad 0.05 0.15 0.1 0.0 383 689 271 619 % uzi 0.19 0.45 0.1 0.0 382 933 382 933 % uzibad 0.18 0.25 0.1 0.0 382 933 382 933 % rifle 0.20 0.48 0.10 0.0 380 897 380 897 % riflebad 0.16 0.2 0.1 0.0 380 897 380 897 % sniper 0.20 0.48 0.10 0.0 429 633 429 633 % grenade 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0 0 0 0 % flame 0.2 0.0 0.0 0.0 0 0 0 0 % rocket 0.1 0.7 0.0 0.0 254 633 254 633 % spraycan 0.0 0.44 0.0 0.0 0 0 0 0 ENDWEAPONDATA

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We're talking about a lot of files here, you didn't expect to just replace them with a simple script right?

Maybe he doesn't like men?

The link to GTAinside doesn't work.

Sounds boring. I rarely fail at stunts so... only failed stunt I can remember was in SA-MP, we were doing like Cross Backflip Suicide Jumps with the Quads (4 Packers in a + shape and Satchels in the middle, there were 8 of us) for a video and, well, we were synced so well that we crashed into each other above the Satchels and 5 of us got nailed by the explosion. The other 3 fell in the fires lol.

-Phoenix, cause it looks awesome and it's fun to drive. Outrunning cops in multiplayer with it feels very satisfying... it's piece of cake for me but whatever Deal wif it. -Infernus, nuff said. -Savanna, Impala lowrider + wheelies, What more can you want? -NRG 500, with drive-by enabled it's the ultimate weapon. -Hunter.

Not completely, and maybe not in the near future, but one day...

I'm 100% sure I saw it there, just don't remember where... mods... cleo... IDK.

like a boss