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  1. http://www.ign.com/top/modern-games/100 Apart from the fact that most of these games I've never even heard of, I fail to understand how RDR is better than GTA IV, how Half-Life 2 Episode 2 is mentioned and Half-Life 2 isn't, or how games like Alan Wake or Heavy Rain appear here when they aren't even f*cking games! These games were clearly picked based on one criteria: IGN's fanboysm. Everybody knows they get an orgasm each time they hear ''Mass Effect''. Oh well, at least they forgot Halo.
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    Favorite FICTIONAL cars?

    Heavily modified cars such as K.I.T.T. count as fictional cars as well Mine is: 1. Comet from GTA IV, made after: Porsche 911 2. Infernus from GTA IV, combination between: Lamborghini Diablo (main), Murcielago (detail) and Pagani Zonda F (sound and detail). 3. Jansen X12 / XS12 / X12 Carbon and X12 Polizia from Burnout Paradise, made after: Ferrari Enzo / FXX (main) and Koenigsegg CCX (detail). 4. Carson GT / GT Flame / GT Carbon / Nighthawk / GT Police / GT Toy car from Burnout Paradise, made after: Chevrolet Camaro 2010, Nighthawk version has influences from K.I.T.T. 5. Phoenix from GTA San Andreas / GTA Vice City / GTA Vice City Stories, made after: Pontiac Firebird Trans AM 1979. Wuz ur?
  3. Justin Bieber. It would put a dent in the fanboy population.
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    First place to visit in GTA V?

    Yeah my bad, thanks.
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    First place to visit in GTA V?

    To the internet cafe to check my e-mail, then maybe get a fictional girlfriend or hang out with the cousin I never wanted. That's the core of the game after all.
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    New GTAV Previews and Screenshots

    That's not true! I said a lot of nice things about Rockstar. Like the fact that they are the best at fooling the suckers and taking their money, or that they can brainwash even the most rational person and turn them into a fanboy / girl like noone else can! Anyway you seem to be forgetting that they delivered three shitty PC ports one after the other in the last few years, and not because they made mistakes like every other human being, but because they didn't give a shit, if they had, they'd have ported the games (or better yet, developed them alongside the console versions AS IT SHOULD BE) themselves instead of handing them over to some cheap Canadian studio with no experience whatsoever. The pattern is the same with GTA V, they delay the PC version and release the console versions first cause a lot of console players will buy PC version afterwards, in addition to the console version they already own (two-for-one sale, fact) whereas vice-versa, nein. Then when the console version sales start dropping they begin work on a low-budget, poorly optimized PC port which sells anyway cause people are f*cking stupid and take Rockstar's word for it instead of trying the game first. I'm all too predictable.
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    New GTAV Previews and Screenshots

    IGN have standards? That's new. Anyway, I admit I see a lot of stuff here I ether missed from GTA SA or always wanted in GTA. Wish Rockstar weren't such assholes...
  8. Breaking new ground? Oh by slowing the plot down with family and such? Sorry to disappoint you but that's nothing new. People like giving Rockstar undeserved credit. On a side note, Franklin apears to wear a lot of green... and isn't that Compton at 2:14? Huh, might be something to that Grove Street bullshit after all...
  9. Looks like they finally got to working on the vehicles... I'll assume that's a "best for last" strategy rather than a "story first, game second" strategy.
  10. Xbox and Windows are two different platforms, no matter how hard Microsoft works to change that, make a new Games For Windows Live account.
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    Join Kifflom for a chance to be in GTAV

    Think I'll stick with Philosotology, at least that keeps me out of jail. Litteraly.
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    Files Needed (iOS)

    I have the PC version... will those work? Let's find out... ^^ Yeah that's the plan, though I can't seem to. Okay... Provide a link if you can find the file. Oh that won't happen. What you think people host random game files? I was gonna upload mine but I have no idea where they are located.
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    Files Needed (iOS)

    I have the PC version... will those work? Let's find out... ^^ Yeah that's the plan, though I can't seem to.
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    New GTA V Previews Coming 2nd May

    Here's all of them in a nutshell: "GTA V is going to be the best thing to have ever existed. take our totally-not-paid-by-Rockstar word for it and buy it when it comes out!" You're welcome.
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    Files Needed (iOS)

    I have the PC version... will those work?
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    New GTA V Trailers Coming 30th April!

    I can haz gameplay trailer?
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    Files Needed (iOS)

    Mods? They work on the iOS version?
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    Files Needed (iOS)

    I'm no iOS expert... that's one way of saying I don't know jack about iOS, but can't you just re-download the game?
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    Happy B-day, Sir Michael

    Right, let me just check my supply of fucks to give. One sec... oh crap, it's depleted. Seriously? What's next, Sam Houser's wife's birthday? His grandma? His gardener's??? I usually speak for myself but I have to ask, is anybody really THAT fanatical about GTA that they give a fuck about this stuff?
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    gta 5 what do you think?

    What the other guy said, give it a break with these stupid rumors. So far the only GTA rumor that was ever true (the ones regarding the location don't count, those were just lucky guesses) is the fact that GTA V has multiple protagonists, but even that was predictable as hell.
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    PS3 Gamesave Help

    Probably, but Sony is trigger happy when it comes to any kind of hardware or software tempering.
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    PS3 Gamesave Help

    How very smart of you. Yep. Nope. Not unless you wanna have some more issues with your PS3 (more specifically, PSN ban) and buy yet another one.
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    gta 5 information

    Don't bother. Aparently this is the second hardest thing for a fanboy to understand, the first being that GTA might not be "best gaem evar".
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    GTA III Myth - Claude Talks

    No wonder he got muted, that voice is horrible.
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    Utility Van Mods?

    You can replace any vanilla car with any mod car, as long as you quit being lazy and install the mods manually. Seriously, is it that hard? The authors even provide clear instructions on how to do that, even though installing a vehicle mod is easier than boiling an egg...