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gta2 is super easy for me, the only problem is navigation.

For some reason online doesnt work at all for me. no players exist.

You still have the coolest name ever... "Doctor... Doctor stopit! Whats gotten into you today!"

you can turn them on and off in the day, bright and low at night, and i dont think you can signal.

the old police engine. This ones better, even though it has alot of problems, the old one was just more fun. If they make this one better in the next game then it will be fine. drivers view, colin mcrae dirt style.

That looks like a cool and fun game, but I don't think it will be a challenge to IV.

Did they ever give the past girls names?

I'm obviously the bulk of those points. Just kidding. Thats pretty cool though, but I would expect more.

Rablo has been deemed "noob" by calling somebody a noob. New, that is pretty scary if you've watched the movie and played the game, but San Fierro is foggy a lot.

I liked 3 better at the time then i did Vice city. I liked Vice City more than 3, but 3 was cooler when it came out versus Vice City. You get my drift? I dont...

The fun euphoria that happens when people lose balance. Altough its a little unrealistic and crazy, its super funny to see them wobbling around, trying to gain balance. Oh and i also like having real car doors with working latches so that when you slam it shut in a turn or just walk into it, it actually closes. That always pissed me off in the old games.

We will just have to wait for the expansion. The thing about 3 was that nobody really had big expectations for it, and it came at a great time of innovation. 2d to 3d? theres nothing that really amounts to that in videogames. But 4 has had SO much hype and expectations that people are way too disappointed with a game that is still, just a game. Its not jesus christ, it cannot walk on water, and it doesnt have everything perfect yet. The new system is still fresh and we cant expect too much. Just enjoy the game now and wait for the new one. Think of the difference between 3 and Vice City. 4 and Lice city?

WOW THUG! Holy ninja. These are tiny problems with the game. They dont even compare to how amazing and fun the game is. These things could easily be modified by a few script changes if on the computer. Imagine all the things that COULD be wrong with this game that aren't. This is like, what? 3 bad things? Thats like not buying an Xbox because it is white.

Its A, just it has to be right before the opponent swings at you. Not as good as assasins creed, so it will take a little practice. And after you do a dodge you can do a cool combo.

Haha, at the guys bottomless party? What happened to me was that there were a bunch of fake gangsters with bandannas and shit laughing and yelling really loud at random times during the movie. Wow, great solution. I think it would work.

Heres an issue with acceleration, deceleration, and understeer. I was in a banshee on a free way when an about 20 degree turn came. I let of the gas and then started to turn left. The understeer was amazingly wrong. I hardly turned at all, and I still lost traction. I turned more and the car started to drift and it finally caught traction. Its like things are backwards. And by the way, some cars drive very realisticly. The older cars drive great and have awesome suspension. The only minus is the loss of traction, the cambers for some reason in all cars being really negative, and gravity being a bit low. If they only changed those three things I think the game would be fine, along with tightening the springs and struts on certain cars and giving the really sporty cars coilovers.

No flamethrower. -10000 points.

I play it like I played and beat Forza 2 and all the Gran Tourismos. I'm not bad at game driving. The traction is still bullshit. The tires arent made out of plastic.

When you break it kills your turn, even if its much before the turn. If its too late you go directly straight and fly way past where you need to go, overdoing the realism. Even in real cars you can break around a turn and you wont lose ALL traction like that. If you accelerate around the turn you ALWAYS get wheel spin and spin the car. If you break early you still spin a little. In a coqette(you would imagine to be the best handling car in the game) i went on three wheels while burning out around a turn at about 15 mph ACCELERATING. The physics and vehicle characteristics are obviously not completely accurate or as accurate as they could be with a little tweaking. it just simply would not happen in real life. Also the cars seem like they have really low gravity. They fly really high at every bounce, have bad breaking, and have low friction. If the engine is good enough, couldnt a little gravity raising for the car fix all these things? The dark area lighting isn't close to good unless you have 1080p HD, and even then the hdr lighting is weak. Take counter strike source for example. When you go into a dark room, its dark for a second, then your "eyes" adjust to the darkness and it turns regular again. When you go outside you are blinded for a second and then your "eyes" adjust again. This is missing in IV. The cops are VERY good at slow speeds. There AI is amazing in cars and there tactics are very smart, only overkill is when you are driving at 150 mph in a turismo and one cop instantly shoots out your front left window, then kills you with 2 headshots. Its like they have some compensating aimbot or something. But cops ARE everywhere. I was on a street once and i called 911 and summoned a cop. A few seconds later the cop came and that was fine. I was about to kill him to get his car (the stealthynesses are needed here, but IV for some reason doesnt have it. Hitman ftw) but then another cop went down the road and stopped. Then it passed by and i was about to kill him, but then another cop car came right then. The cop i called drove away and the whole thing became a stupid waste of time. Also the thing they say about people having to see you then call the police before the cops are actually after you is BS. I was on a deserted dock behind a unused building and i beat up and killed a hobo. Nobody saw me but somehow i had a dark star. I walked up the stairs and a cop (the only guy on the street) was standing down the street and saw me then headshot me instantly. You should be able to kill someone, hide the body and then never get caught. Its sorta stupid though because sometimes when you run like 5 people over, you dont get any cops on you. I feel like im having less fun just running around and doing whatever. I cant cause havoc because i die instantly. I cant go punching people and having fun because the fighting is so slow, laggy and unresponsive. I cant run super fast like in SA, the tapping medium fast and super fast has about the same speed of running in game. I feel just more controlled. Like in real life. I want a game as an big, open, unleashed sandbox to do whatever i want in. Not a big, open sandbox while im seatbelted down. I take off the seatbelt and i die. Also i had one little fun glitch. Right before a car hit me i jumped up onto the windsheild and it flung me about 50 feet in the air and i landed on top of a building and had to jump down and die. This is much like a glitch in the game "Skate" where the same happens sometimes if you jump on cars windshields.

i think armor is later in the game, but 3 shot kills is a little gay.

Even if you dont drive crazy, you cant take a turn without sliding unless you are decelerating, lowering your turning radius. Its stupid. But the little drift mode it puts you in is a little fun when you get it right.

I dont like how the cars seem like they have anti gravity cheat on. They fly at EVERY single bump and have no traction at all. Even a coqette was going on 3 wheels around a turn while spinning out while lightly accelerating at about 15 miles per hour. That would never happen at all. I also dont like that you cant quick-look in the car, you cant walk straight very easily, you cant aim molotov cocktails or grenades out of the car, and you cant look at yourself from the front while walking.

helecopter crashes!

for a second i got it jumbled up and thought it said niko would be shot in the private while having sexual intercourse in jail. what a horrible way to go.

Id want keanu reeves as a guy at a mental hospital or as some young homeless guy that has alot of wierd insight. id also want mike portnoy as a crazy white guy who doesnt care if he dies. also maybe will farrel.