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    What would you do if...?

    in Members' Lounge

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    Scream and call the police as I wouldnt know what Max Pyane looks like so I would think "Arghhhhhh burgular"

    WWYDI you had a burgular thats asked you to tango

    MaxPayne's avatar is a picture of Max in MP 2

    And he isn't a burgalar, he undercover cop

    On topic

    Make sure his balls really hurt

    WWYDI I chased you around with an ingram. And the ingram was fully loaded.

    What would you do if...?

    in Members' Lounge

    Posted

    I would ask you what the meaning of life is.

    WWYDI you where a munchkin (sp?) in the Wizard Of Oz?

    I was a muchkin. My school play was the WOO, and i was in that faggy lollipop guild. It's probably because I'm around a metre tall, thats way too short for a 9 year old. Every one is my syndycate is taller than me.

    Oh yeah and back on topic.

    I would use my "special move" i made up and make your chin hurt really badly.

    So.

    WWYDI you saw the protagonists of GTA and the games you like in your bedroom when you woke up.

    Worst Game Ever!

    in Gaming

    Posted

    Mine is Max Payne and Max Payne 2...

    For it's creepy levels. Like when Max vists his house 3 times, (one real, two in a dream), he sees the same damn people. His wife and baby... DEAD!!!

    Creepy levels? You're kidding right? Sure, you heard some werid shit (like the baby crying) but you could just turn down the volume.

    Umm, I did turn down the volume, once I heard Max's wife scream "Please I didn't mean to do it! Im sorry! Max!!" and I'm like YIKES!!! whipped off my earmuffs immediatly when i heard that. Then it gets hard, when the baby is crying, and Max stepped on him, he dissapears. Then i see Max shoot his Beretta at someone. ANd a few images of him tied to a chair, the background colour goes green then red. I got lost in the first maze, and then I fell down on the bloodtrail maze. Then the 2nd dream, it was too freaky, not even with the earphones ON.

    Ok, maybe I should explain what the dream was like?

    Ok, 1st dream. The background colour is green, the camera twirls in on Max. He says "The baby was crying, somewhere, I have to look for her" or something like that. Then when I'm around from the corner I hear Max's wife say "Please! I didn't mean to do it! Im Sorry! Max,please help me!!" or something like that. So I whipped off my earphones and then continued. The look gets jerky. Then i get up to the bloodtrail. The background goes red. I try used the bathroom door, then it gets blocked. bang Bang Bang! Nails & Planks all over it. Then I get to the blood trail. The outside of the blood is black. And it's also raining blood. The gravity is jerky now too. I beat that. Then I get to the baby's room. I look at her, then she dissapears. Then her blocks "magically" move around. Then I get to Max's wife's bedroom. Max whips out his pistol and shoots at someone. Then he's next to a boiler, in the basement of Lupino's hotel, tied to a chair, and a junkie boss infront of him armed with a baseball bat.

    The 2nd dream was too scary. Not even whitout my earphones.

    The Grand Theft Auto Story

    in Members' Lounge

    Posted · Edited by Samiam2

    I'll continue the story, shall I?

    Edited

    Hey wait a minute, WHAT THE f***!!! Claude cant die, hes still in a body preserving capsule, at least thats what Slayer knows. He said that Claude was frozen 2002 to 2015.

    Oh what the hell.

    CJ says to Johnny, "Can you help me out here?" "f*** no, you backstabbing bastard" replies Johnny. Johnny hangs up. Cj repeatedly says "hello?". Meanwhile, Johnny walks out of the motel, only to be ambushed by Claude, who seemed to have faked his death. Johnny yells "Shit!" and gets in his car and gets the hell outta there. Claude runs into Johnny's room. Plus he takes his sawed-off shotgun he's been saving for a "rainy" day. And he is mad enough to destroy Johnny's room with a baseball bat. By the time Johnny gets back to the hotel, he finds out that his room has been destroyed and his shotgun has been taked. And then some japanese guy from the Yakuza ambushes him, attacking him with a katana. Johnny cautiosly avoids the blows and jumps out of the window. Fortunately, in his fall his foot was up, so he kicked a guy off his PCJ and got the hell outta there. He is ambushed again by Claude, which Claude is armed with his M16, blows up his bike and runs outta there. He spots a plane and runs to it. In the engine Claude is still chasing him. While he's on takeoff, CJ notices he's gonna get hit by the wing and screams "no!" and gets cracked by the wing. Johnny flies to safety, but the left wing on his plane has been shot repeatedly by Claude's M16. He's still flying and he is seeing bullet trails flying into the distance, missing him. Unfortunately Claude spots a tank nearby. As soon as he's in it, it's a tack on Johnny. He uses the tank's lock-on system to target the plane. The rockets from the tanks miss. But one hits the plane. Johnny goes spinning into a little island. He jumps out of the plane and hurts his back really badly. He knows he has to get out of state, or he will die trying to fight Claude.

    Vehicles in future GTAs

    in GTA IV Discussion + Help

    Posted

    I like (sorry to bump)

    Regular cars

    -Mini Cooper

    -Mazda Damieo

    -Mercedes A

    -Honda Civic

    -Nissan Bluebird

    -Mitsubuschi Galant

    -Aston Martin (any version)

    SUVs

    -Mitsubuschi Delica

    -Mitsubuschi Padgero

    Bikes

    -Road bike

    -Harley Davidson

    -Mountain bike

    -Scooter

    Helicopter

    -Black Hawk

    -Apache

    -Commanche

    Special

    -Rescue helicopter (ambulance)

    -SUV taxis

    GTA: Hit List

    in GTA IV Discussion + Help

    Posted

    Tec9s. Why i hate them.

    -Look pretty lame.

    -The ingram firing rate is better

    -Pretty unpopular.

    Now Victor

    -The way he walked, like he had a broken back

    -The way he dressed

    -The way died really unrealisticaly, like he died in the middle of chearleading.

    Correct me if I'm wrong.

    in Classic GTA

    Posted

    Ok, Wikipedia said that they are 2 GTA Londons.

    One is Gta London 1961 and the other Gta London 1964.

    I'm thinking that Gta London 1961 is the expansion because I've played Gta London 1964 on PS and on PS you dont get expansions.

    Am I wrong? Are they 2 Gta Londons, even?

    Another Fake GTAIV Screenshot

    in GTA IV News

    Posted

    yea thats gordon freeman from half life 2 i think

    No it's not you noob. Gordon wears an orange suit, you'd know because of the suit.

    And TVG wat you said is true.

    Citizens and Rebels are different.

    Citizens

    -No weapons, except for the one at the end of Chapter 3

    -Bossed around by the combine

    -Wears a blue suit

    Rebels

    -Some are medics

    -They have weapons

    -Kill combine INSTEAD of getting bossed around

    -Wear better clothes

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